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From: chamelio@hogbbs
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Marijuana Smoking Guide
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By: Reefer Man and the Chamelion
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Warning:Smoking pot is illegal in the united states. Marijuana is
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chemically not addictive, but CAN be psychologically addicting. Do
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not smoke pot when you are working with dangerous equiptment. When
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smoked, pot lasts about 4-5 hours. However, it is detectable in the
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blood stream for 14-30 days. Marijuana is about 5 times as harsh as
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cigarette tobacco on your lungs. On the other hand, not many people I
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know smoke a pack of pot everyday. Enjoy the T-file!!
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I recently realized that there aren't any GOOD files out
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here on smoking Ganja, so I decided to write this. Enjoy.
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Joints:
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I hope you don't need instructions on how to roll a joint. I
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personally don't use them very often, unless I'm in a very
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casual place and have a lot of shake on me. They are very
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wasteful, but there's nothing like smoking a joint while listening
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to Bob Marley. If your not a skilled roller, you can pick up
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automatic rollers at your local tobacco shop. You can even use
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dollar bills as joint paper.
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Bowls:
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Probably the best way to smoke. There are many, many different
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ways to make them. If you aren't to creative then just buy
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a pipe. Bowls are great because they are easy to carry and conceal.
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The only tip I have to give you is to make sure you have a
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metal screen in it or you'll waste a lot of shake.
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Here are a few interesting improvised bowls I have seen
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lately: Take a 12 ounce aluminum can, drink the contents and
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rinse out. Lay it on its side and take a 1-3 cm hardback book
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and press it in the center so you have a indentation about half
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way down. Use a pin to poke a lot of small holes into the
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indentation. Put the weed on top of the holes, light it and suck
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through the hole where the tab was. Recently I was fooling
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around with sticks and trying to make bowls out of them. I found
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that if you use a stick 1 1/2 - 2 cm in diameter it works best.
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Cut it off at your desired length (the shorter it is the easier
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it is to drill and conceal (mine is 7 cm long)). Use a 1/2 cm
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or smaller) drill bit to drill down the center. Leave one end
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closed. Use about a 1 cm drill bit to drill a hole from the top
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down until it reaches the other hole. Shove a screen down there,
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paint it, carve it, stain it... do whatever you like to
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it.
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Water Pipes (or bongs):
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A water pipe is a complex bowl that cools down and filters the
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smoke, allowing you to keep it in your lungs longer.
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Diagram: > ----.\ ____
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/ || \ / <------ bowl
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pipe | || || |
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|^^^^^^^^||^^^| <------ water line
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\_____________/
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As you can see it is not that complex. You need some sort
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of jar (any type of material is ok) with an air-tight seal. Drill
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two holes into the top and insert two tubes (also of any material,
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but the more heat resistant, the better) of different lengths.
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Attach a bowl to the top of the longer tube. Any bowl
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will do, just make sure the opening is on the bottom and it has a
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fine screen. Fill the bottle with water, so the longer tube is
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under water and the shorter one isn't. Fill the bowl with some
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fine weed, light and suck from the shorter tube. Due to pressure
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differences the smoke is pulled through the water (you'll hear
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the bubbling) and cooled. You can usually get two hits where you
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could normally get one because the chamber fills with smoke. You
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can improvise a lot of the bong and still have it work. Be
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creative.
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Gravity bongs:
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With one of these contraptions you can get an extreme amount of
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concentrated smoke in your lungs at once.
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Diagram: ____
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\ / <)))))) bowl
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/ \
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/ \
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water line )))))> |^/^^^^^^^^\^|
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\____________/
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Start with a 3 liter bottle of your favorite drink. Drink
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it. Get a 2 liter bottle of another drink. Drink it. Cut the
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top off of the 3 liter using an exacto knife, right where
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it starts to slant up. Throw out the top. Cut off the bottom of the
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2 liter right above the black thing on the bottom. Remove the cap
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and drill a small hole in it. Now, scrape out the plastic inside the
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cap. Place your bowl over the opening, and tape it down to make a
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seal. Fill the 3 liter with cool water to the top, leave about an inch
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free so you don't spill water. Before you put on the cap, place the 2
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liter bottle in the 3 liter, letting it slide slowly down. Put on the
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cap (with attached bowl), place the screen in the bowl, and fill with
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pot. You don't need that much, overdoing it just wastes the stuff.
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Place your lighter over the bowl, and light it, while slowly lifting
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up the 2 liter bottle. This creates a vacuum inside the 2 liter bowl,
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which draws the flame into the bowl, and the smoke into the bottle.
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Go slowly, and remove your lighter. Keep pulling up, and the vacuum
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will keep the pot burning. Once the entire bottle is filled up (being
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carefull not to go to far), carefully unscrew the cap. Place your
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hand over the mouth of the bottle, to stop smoke from comming out.
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Breathe out almost all your air, and then place your mouth over the
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bottle. Slowly push the 2 liter bottle down, forcing all the smoke
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into your lungs. Make sure you don't go down to far and get water in
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your lungs, it's the worst. If you have decent pot, you should get a
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major high pretty quickly, you will only need about 2 hits. Warning :
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It's not possible to O.D. on pot, but if you are inexperianced, this
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much pot will bring you to a very high peak, to the point where you
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loose many of your senses, and find it hard to speak or understand
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anyone. It has the possibility of being a bad experiance. On the
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other hand, it can be a truly great experiance.
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Eating Weed:
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I'm not to sure about this one (never tried it), though I've
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learned a lot about it. Take a good amount and put it in some
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water to let it soak for a couple of minutes. Microwave the mush
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for about 5 minutes (or until it gets dry again). This will
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break down the cell wall to aid in digestion. It will probably
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take an hour or two to take effect. There are many other ways of
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eating pot, on crackers, brownies, etc. The main difference is that
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you will not peak as high, but will be high for much longer, around 8
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hrs.
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How to beat the drug testing:
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1. Drink lots of fluids.
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2. Urinate and perspire often.
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3. If suprised, empty the nearest water cooler.
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If going to a test:
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1. Have a friend fill a Bard Dispoz-a-Bag Drainage Bad, and tape it to
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your abdomen. Run the tube down to your fly. The piss must be fresh.
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2. For women, a urine filled condom or vanilla extract bottle inserted
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into the vagina can work wonders.
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3. Distract the distributor, or bribe him.
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4. If your really fucked, add toilet water to your sample, or a few
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draino crystals to lower your pH.
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After you've been tested:
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1. List over the counter drugs medications which are cross-reactive,
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such as Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, or Mydol.
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Remember: Using drugs at work is wrong when you are operating heavy
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equiptment, or are responsable for people's lives.
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PS2- Caught by your parents? Don't admit it! There's no way they can
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prove your st0ned, just say you feel sick!.
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L8r, Reefer Man
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Chamelion
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Hello's to King Quark, Westhaus, Student First Step, Electric Monk!
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Legalize it!
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