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{=--=} The Art of Smoking Pot {=--=}
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{=--=} Written and Smoked by: The Byte Byter {=--=}
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{=--=} The sole purpose of this article is to let people that are begin-{=--=}
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{=--=} ning to smoke pot know the various ways of smoking it and how to {=--=}
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{=--=} get the most out of the pot that you risked all that time & money{=--=}
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{=--=} to get. I would just like to state that I do not approve of any {=--=}
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{=--=} legal uses of this article (i.e. smoking tobacco, etc...). This {=--=}
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{=--=} <is> for smoking pot only. If you have anything to say against {=--=}
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{=--=} this article then fuck off cuz I have the right to write whatever{=--=}
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{=--=} I want as a U.S. citizen (even if it is about something that is {=--=}
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{=--=} against the law in the United States). Also, if you don't like {=--=}
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{=--=} this text file just delete it. It won't hurt my feelings. {=--=}
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Ok, so ya say ya want to learn the various ways to smoke pot. Well, you've
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come to the right place. The techniques i will discuss in this text file are
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smoking pot with bowls, bulldozers, pens, and bongs. I will tell you the eas-
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iest ways to make these and how to use them. First of all, pot is a slang term
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for Cannibis Savita or Marijuana. Oh, maybe i will even tell you how to make
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your Marlboro box into a Marijuana box. This is pretty cool. A teacher at my
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school did it for my friend ( yeah, no joke). Ok, lets get on with the text
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file.
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Ok, the first way that most of you pot smokers have smoked pot was in a joint
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(for you assholes that don't know yet, this is a marijuana cigarette or in my
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case, a marijuana cigar). Well, ya always end up with this stupid little roach
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(the but of the joint). Ok, I will tell you how to smoke this. (This is an
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original. I invented it.) First you take a Papermate or an Eraser- mate pen
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and poke out the back end so there is a small hole. Then, you take the writing
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part of the pen out and you should be able to see through one side and out the
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other (it should look like a spit ball shooter). Ok, you take the roach and
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put it in the small hole and then you the writng side of the pen as the
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mouthpiece. You get a 100% hit using this method if the roach is in the hole
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100%. I use this for smoking whole joints because they last longer this way.
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Just smoking the joint without this <pen> you would probably take in 75% pot,
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25% air and that's not good is it? Of course not.
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Now we will discuss the bulldozer. A bulldozer is sort of like a water bong
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except there is no water. First you obtain an empty roll of toilet paper ( the
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cardboard part). Then you cut out a hole on one of the sides about 1/2 inch in
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diameter. Make sure this hole is toward the one of the ends. Next, take a
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piece of tinfoil about 2 square inches and put it in the hole so there is a cup
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made out of the tinfoil in the hole. Next take some tape and tape the tinfoil
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that is outside of the hole onto the cardboard roll so the tinfoil doesn't fall
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out. Now, take a pin and poke 6 to 8 small holes in the cupped part of the tin
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foil. The bulldozer is finished. Now how to use it... Put the end farthest
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away from the tinfoil against your mouth. Then take your hand and cover the
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other hole with your hand. Make sure there are no air openings to disrupt it.
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Now light it and take a hit. When you're almost fin- ished with your drag,
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take your hand off the hole and then breathe in the rest of the smoke still in
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the roll. The reason for this is when you have your hand on the hole you are
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sucking in smoke thru the tinfoil part and when you let go of the hole with
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your hand the air pressure is gone and therefore you don't suck any more smoke
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thru the tinfoil. So if you kept your hand on for the full hit you would waste
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precious pot by letting all the smoke in the roll get out after your hit.
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Well, on to the next one (I better hurry up. I want to smoke something I mean
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do something pretty soon.).
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Hmm...Ah yes, bowls. I like bowls. You'll like science class when i tell
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you about this one. Ok, ya know those valves that say GAS on them? Well that'
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is what i made mine out of. I found one that was loose and I unscrewed it and
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took it home. I then took some tinfoil and put it in the end that screwed into
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the fixture that I took it from. I then poked 3 or 4 small holes in the tin-
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foil and i then had a pretty deep bowl ( I forgot. If any of you don't know, a
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bowl is a pipe). Ok, I then used the part where the gas comes out as the
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mouthpiece. I thought this was a kick ass bowl because you could turn it off
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and on!. It was also good for playing tricks on people. Turn in off when the
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other person knows nothing about pot, and then watch him act stoned!. There
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are many other ways to make bowls so experiment.
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Now we are down to water bongs. My friend made this one that i will explai
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in how to make. Ok, go to the store and get a one-quart plastic bottle of milk
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then get rid of the milk. Hmm...this will get complicated. Ok, i will have
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you smoke joints thru this. Ok, now make a hole about 5 inches from the bottom
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of the container and make this hole just big enough to fit a pen in. That's
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right. You're gonna use a joint smoking pen that I discussed in the first
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para- graph. Ok, now stick the pen in the hole and melt the plastic container
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around the hole so the pen will be air tight(you might wanna try using super
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glue or something else instead of trying to melt it). Now, cut a hole small
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enough so that your thumb can cover it about 2 or 3 inches higher than the pen
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and on the same side as the pen. Now fill the milk container about 4 to 4 and
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1/2 inches with water( its kick ass if ya fill it with Jack Daniels or BEER ).
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You now have a water bong. Now how to use it. Put a joint into the pen, put
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your mouth on the mouth of the milk container(this is at the top of the
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bottle), put your thumb on the thumb hole, and light the joint. As I said with
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the bull- dozer, take your thumb off the hole towards the end of the hit. Ok,
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now that you know all the kick ass ways to smoke pot, always use JOB papers.
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These are the best.
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And now, since you have all these ways to smoke pot, but not a way to carry y
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it, I will explain how to make a Marijuana box class a cigarettes. First buy a
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pack of Marlboro box from the local store. Now i will tell you which letters
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to change. Keep M-a-r the same, and erase the top half of l and put a dot
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above it so it is now an i. Now erase the backwards c on the b in Mariboro.
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It should now read Maril oro. Next erase the top half of the l that you made
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and put a dot above it. It should now say Marii oro. Now put a hook at the
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bottom of the i to make the j. It now reads Marij oro (you should be marking
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in these changes with dark black marker and don't smear it). Now slip a u in
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between the e j and the o so it says Marijuoro. Now you can be un professional
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and just put little tails on the 2 o's to make them a's or you can do some
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erasing and make the 2 o's exactly like the a after the M. It should now look
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like this: Marijuara. Now all ya have to do is change the r to an n and you
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have it! It finally says Marijuana. And now, after typing this long text
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file, I have to distribute it. If you have any comments or any new ideas,
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please leave me a message on Metalland 1. The number is (503) 538-0761.
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See ya later and get stoned,
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The Byte Byter
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This text file was written on 06/22/85.
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