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The HYDRO bong
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Plans written by God (704) (904) (303)
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This file will explain how do create a hydrolic bong. I ran into this type of
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bong at a private party with some friends of mine in 904. This in essence is
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like funneling a beer. Except instead of getting incredably drunk you get
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really baked.
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Materials you need are:
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One plastic garbage can (water proof) or bathtub.
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One 3 liter, 2 liter, or one gallon container for the crazy people (like myself)
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Sissors
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Aluminum foil and a straight pin (or something else to make tiny holes.
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Water
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Step 1 [The Chamber]
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Cut the very bottom of your container off, as shown:
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loose part of your chamber (God (pun intended) forbid)
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Step 2 [The Bowl]
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Cut a piece of aluminum foil out that will fit into the opening of the
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container well (size should vary on how much pot you wish to smoke). NOTE:
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you will probably only need to take one hit so make it a good one so you will
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stay baked for a long time. If you plan on getting so high you can't stop
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laughing, go ahead and take ten hits. Anyway, poke little holes in there as
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you are all probably familiar with.
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Step 3 [The Bong]
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Fill the garbage can with water. NOTE: The garbage can needs to be big
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enough so that your container will fill all the way in it.
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Step 4 [Loading up]
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Place the container in the water all the way so that only the tip is showing.
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Then place the bowl in the top of the container. Fill it with pot. Light
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your lighter (sometimes a match works better) and hold it just above the pot.
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SLOWLY pull up on the container. The flame should be sucked downward into the
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pot. Lift it up BUT DO NOT let the container's bottom get exposed to the air.
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As this would result in a loss of smoke. (Your container should now be full
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of smoke.) See Diagram:
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__ __ = Bowl
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\ / \ /
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|_|__|_| <--water level
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Step 5 [Inhaling]
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If you plan on being the next president or anything like that skip this step.
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Take the bowl out of the container. Breath in really deep. Then exhale.
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Place your mouth over the top of container, and push container DOWN fast,
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while at the same time taking you next large inhale. USE ALL of the smoke.
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See Diagram:
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s \/ \ |ok| /
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W |______|
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Step 6 [Done]
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You should now be pretty well baked, unless you skipped step 5 in which case
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to impress your friends you should do really stupid things.
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Hope you enjoyed this file.
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God
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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