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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 10 Num. 78
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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EPA SEEKS BAN ON BACKYARD BARBECUES
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A proposal "going through final review at the Environmental
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Protection Agency and the White House calls for a ban on the use
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of charcoal or gas grills for outdoor cooking." (WWN, 7/22/97)
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An Associated Press article backs the claim: "...barbecuing has
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become a smouldering target in the sizzling debate over whether
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to clamp down further on air pollution... 'Some federal
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officials are proposing restrictions on the use of charcoal and
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gas grills used for cooking...'"
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Oppressed Wives Demand: "Husbands Must Be Castrated."
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Oppressed womyn of America, already abused by sex attacks from
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space aliens (CN 10.66), are also having to endure cheating
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husbands. So they are striking a blow for sisterhood by issuing
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this ultimatum to philandering husbands: "Either it's divorce,
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or it's chemical castration." And, according to WWN, hundreds of
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married men are now going to doctors for castration rather than
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face divorce. Some womyn are even insisting on pre-nuptial
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agreements in which the future husbands promise "to have
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themselves chemically castrated if ever caught in an adulterous
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affair." (WWN, 7/22/97)
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CIA Detaining 3-Year-Old Psychic Girl?
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Supposedly, the CIA is holding a 3-year-old psychic girl and
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intensely questioning her. Little Betty Runcet reportedly
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predicted the OKC bombing, says WWN (7/22/97). But if she is
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3-years-old now, she would have been 1-year old in 1995, when the
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OKC tragedy occurred: so how does a 1-year-old express her
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prediction about an imminent terrorist attack? Yet Brad Culdaur,
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who says he is a former CIA agent, insists that it's true.
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Future predictions by the "amazing" 3-year-old include...
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** 8/22/97 -- a nuclear disaster in southwestern U.S.
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** 12/19/97 -- terrorists bomb Washington, DC
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** 1/12/98 -- in Europe, a major assassination.
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We'll see.
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Alleged Love Child of JFK To Tour College Campuses
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Weekly World News (WWN), in the past, has reported that
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President John F. Kennedy is still alive. Supposedly he is more
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or less a vegetable. Now, reportedly, Elizabeth Mortenson is
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claiming to be the daughter of JFK and Marilyn Monroe. Ms.
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Mortenson reportedly "is planning a fall speaking tour of college
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campuses in which she will tell her life story in the hope that
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JFK will catch wind of her crusade and go public..." Coming soon
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to a college near you.
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North Koreans Turn To Cannibalism
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North Korea *is* having problems with food shortages at the
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moment. But according to an article in WWN, many North Koreans
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are so bad off they are digging up corpses and eating them.
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Reportedly, some are even committing murder to keep from
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starving.
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Troubled Teens Dying From Cow Manure Sniffing
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Latest craze among teens is reportedly sniffing cow manure to
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get high. Methane gas released from decaying "cow pies" is
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supposedly intoxicating. Ms. Tammi Factos, president of Mothers
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Against Manure, charges that "manure sniffing has reached
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epidemic proportions." (Sure, what do you expect, now that the
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kids can't get marijuana?) Dangers include permanent brain
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damage and even death.
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(Source for the preceding has been "The Weekly World News" (WWN),
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available at fine grocery stores everywhere. Due to the nature
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of the source, readers are advised to take that into
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consideration when they evaluate this issue of CN.)
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For related stories, visit:
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http://www.shout.net/~bigred/cn.html
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http://feustel.mixi.net
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Aperi os tuum muto, et causis omnium filiorum qui pertranseunt.
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Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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