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Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501
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Sponsored by Vangard Sciences
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PO BOX 1031
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Mesquite, TX 75150
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There are ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRICTIONS
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on duplicating, publishing or distributing the
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files on KeelyNet except where noted!
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March 14, 1992
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SAFE-FAX.ASC
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IMPORTANT RULES FOR SAFE FAX
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Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
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A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many
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single people who fax complete strangers every day.
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Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and
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were only allowed to write memos to each other until they
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were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be
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before they can fax?
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A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you master the
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correct technical details.
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Q: If I fax myself, will I go blind?
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A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
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Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay
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for fax. Is this legal?
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A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax
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drives and must pay a "professional" when their needs to
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fax become too great.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing?
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A: Unless you are really sure of the one you're faxing, a
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cover sheet should be used to insure safe fax.
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Q: What happens when the wrong buttons get pushed and I fax
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prematurely?
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A: Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they
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haven't faxed in a long time. Simply start over. Most
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people won't mind if you try again.
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Q: Sometimes when I fax, it's the other person who isn't
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fully ready, so that faxing doesn't work right. Is
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there any solution for this?
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A: There is only one solution here: always be very patient
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and compassionate with your fax partner. Talk them
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through it carefully, and apply lots of fax-play before
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you start. Explain to them the importance of pressing the
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F Spot before you begin, and show them how to do this for
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themselves.
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Q: Recently a completely unwanted fax was transmitted into my
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office. Does this constitute rape? And if so, can I
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bring charges and sue the responsible party? Would I be
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able to collect damages?
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A: So far our police departments and our justice system do
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not take fax rape too seriously as a charge, even though
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we all know that many people suffer greatly from this
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heinous crime. Concerned citizens are now taking steps to
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combat fax rape and faxism in all its forms, so write your
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Congressman and hold on to your evidence. The legal
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climate surrounding this offense may soon change.
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Q: I have a personal and business fax. Can transmissions
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become mixed up?
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A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a
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cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're
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not supposed to.
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* * * * * * * *
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NOTE: This text, originally posted as "FAXHUMOR," was edited by
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the current uploader.
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The latter and his wife have presented well-attended and
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professionally recognized sex education workshops in many
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parts of the US and in Canada. They therefore realize
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that this text could cause offense among some of those
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concerned with the issues raised by both AIDS and rape.
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They sincerely apologize to any such individuals but
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also feel that the need to introduce some note of humor
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into today's difficult sexual climate outweighs these
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considerations.
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as this paper covers, please upload to KeelyNet or send to the
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Vangard Sciences address as listed on the first page.
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Thank you for your consideration, interest and support.
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Jerry W. Decker.........Ron Barker...........Chuck Henderson
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