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from KeelyNet 04/02/93
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courtesy of David Grant
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU THROWN OUT OF A RETIREMENT HOME
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10. Using the fire extinguisher to give your wheelchair a jet
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assist.
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9. Laughing hysterically when "O 69" comes up in Bingo.
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8. Vicious body checks during hall hockey games.
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7. Growing dope in the window box.
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6. "Lusty Grandma" T-shirt.
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5. Gag chattering teeth in your neighbor's glass of Efferdent.
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4. Midnight beer runs to the Pic-N-Tote.
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3. Calling Medic-Alert, yelling, "It's fallen and I can't get it
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up!"
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2. Hogging the remote control- switching to MTV during commercials.
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1. Panty raids.
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