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(word processor parameters LM=8, RM=75, TM=2, BM=2)
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Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501
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Sponsored by Vangard Sciences
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PO BOX 1031
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Mesquite, TX 75150
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May 4, 1991
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CONDOM1.ASC
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The Law and Condoms
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Germany - Methodical Germans have rules for everything else and
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they've now come up with a CONDOM code!
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Henceforth, condoms must be AT LEAST 6.4 inches long and 1.96 inches
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around, be either smooth or have small bumps, and may come in pink,
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black, green, blue, red, yellow or orange.
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Germans, however, aren't alone in dictating how condoms should be
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made.
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The British Standards Institute requires condoms to be a wee bit
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shorter than the German models. But THEY'RE FATTER - a full 2
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inches around the middle.
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And there are no color restrictions, just a requirement the condoms
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come with a full set of instructions on how to use them.
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