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URINECAR.ASC
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From the April 16, 1991 SUN tabloid.
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New Automobile runs on Human Urine
by Arky Garber
An engineering genius who worked for one of the giant auto makers
in Detroit says he's invented the answer to the energy crisis - a
car that runs on human urine.
But Morris Wilhelm, 57, says the government and big business are
trying to hush up his plans to produce cars fueld by human waste.
"I get threatening letters and phone calls every day from the
big oil companies and auto manufacturers," complains Morris.
They're scared to death of my car because it means they won't
make billions of dollars any more. But I want to help the
United States. I don't want us to depend on any of those
Middle East sheikhs or dictators for our energy. Now we can
tell them all to go to hell!"
Morris began working on his "pee-mobile" auto, which he calls the
Wilhelm, back in the late 70s when the energy crisis first hit
America. He was fired from his high-salaried auto engineering job
in 1983 by superiors who branded him a "lunatic" for his
revolutionary ideas.
But he continued on his mission, completing the first urine-powered
auto in January.
"It's really a very simple idea, based on the principles of nature,"
he says.
"It's the way the world works. The waste of one organism is the
fuel of another. Growing grass feeds on steer manure. We
breathe the oxygen that plants give off; they breathe the
carbon dioxide we give off. Why is it so far-fetched that a
machine could run on what the human body gives off?"
Morris' energy-saving engine feeds on the insoluble nitrogenous
acid, salts, pigments and ammonia fumes in human urine.
"The beauty of this machine is its absolute efficiency," he
boasts. "Most people stop at a service staion to fill their
tanks and relieve themselves. Now this can be done anywhere
and in one single time-saving action."
Morris says he's looking for several brave, "environment-conscious"
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financial backers to help him mass produce the Wilhelm.
He says the four-cylinder models will sell for approximately
$10,000.
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