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DECEMBER RELAYNET INTERNATIONAL MESSAGE EXCHANGE NEWSLETTER 1991
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Table of Contents
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Article# Subject Author
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1 Editors Corner Michael Brunk
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Node ID ->CSPACE
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2 Conference News James Wall
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Node ID ->DREAM
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3 Looking for Love... Mark Adams
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Node ID ->PARTY
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4 RIME for the Computer Illiterate Del Freeman
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Node ID ->TELEPHNE
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5 Publishing with RIME and Reason Juanita Cusic
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Node ID ->TELEPHNE
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6 Atypical Terminations Brian Lee
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Node ID ->THEHUB
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7 Notices
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1 - EDITORS CORNER by Michael Brunk, Node ID ->CSPACE
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Did anyone notice there wasn't a November edition of RIME Times? Didn't
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get any mail over it so I supposed not! After some thought I decided to
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'slide' the publication date back 15 days so that we start releasing each
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issue on the 1st of the month instead of the 15th. Rather than publish a
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November issue and then have to publish the December issue 15 days later I
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just skipped Novembers. Hope no one minds!
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This issue is going to be a pretty good one! We've recieved some excellent
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submissions from out contributing writers. We've also gotten a good number
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of survey responses now. I'm pleased to say that ALL that we recieved were
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positive. Several people did ask that we try to publish more interviews of
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people who are 'famous' in the world of BBSing and in RIME. This will be a
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focus going into 1992 and we WILL deliver!
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Before we continue with this issue, let me take an opportunity to say that
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I hope you had an excellent Thanksgiving and wish all the best to you and
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yours for the rest of the holiday season! Included with this month's RIME
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Times you'll find RIMEXMAS.COM, an electronic greeting card from us to you,
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crude perhaps but it's the thought that counts!
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2 - CONFERENCE NEWS by Jim Wall, Node ID ->DREAM
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The following new conferences are now available:
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NAME: POW/MIA INFORMATION MESSAGE CENTER
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NUMBER: 64
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DESCRIPTION: This conference is dedicated to all POW/MIA's from all of the
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wars. The purpose is to provide information to anyone who is
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interested in efforts to put pressure on the Local, State and
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Federal Governments to help bring them home. Messages are
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limited to 10 lines, including quoting. Courtesy-only
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messages are encouraged and general discussion is
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discouraged. Maybe this will help prevent this from
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happening again! Please pray for their safe return.
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HOSTS: Ted Bouzounis Node ID ->OLYMPIC Joni Bouzounid Node ID
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->OLYMPIC
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NAME: MAILDOOR VENDORS
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NUMBER: 102
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DESCRIPTION: This conference is for the various Maildoor Authors to
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discuss their products. It deals with the support and
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development of various maildoors and utilities.
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HOST: To Be Announced
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The following conference has changed in scope:
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Conference 276 has a name change. It was previously JIMMER
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and is now RBBSQWK. The description is: Support of all
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RBBS.QWK mail doors. Hosted by the author of JIMMER.
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The following text covers the updated guidelines for requesting new
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conferences on RIME:
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RULES, PROCEDURES FOR PROPOSING A NEW CONFERENCE ON RIME
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1) Send a message to the Conference Coordinator (James Wall Node DREAM) in
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Common or Network Administration, stating that you would like to start a
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conference. The following must be listed in this initial message.
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A. The name of the conference.
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B. What the conference will encompass.
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C) The name of the proposed Conference Host.
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2) Upon receipt of the message the Conference Coordinator will discuss with
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the Steering Committee the feasibility of the conference and will inform
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you if you may scout for participation in this conference.
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3) If permission is given to scout for participation, the Conference
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Coordinator will inform you.
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A. The Conference Coordinator will assign to you a "Scout Number". This
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number MUST be used on all messages from you requesting participation
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in your proposed conference. Any message requesting participation
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that does not contain this scout number should not be answered. If
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an incorrect scout number is used the Conference Coordinator or a
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Member of the Steering Committee, will inform everyone that this is
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not an authorized scout.
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B. You are allowed to send out scout messages in 5 conferences of your
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choice. You will inform the Conference Coordinator the 5 conferences
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in which you will be scouting.
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C. You will then have the responsibility of acquiring the required
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number of nodes and hubs that will guarantee that they will carry
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this conference. At present the required number is 15 Nodes, 5 of
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which must be Hubs, with No node that carries all of the conferences.
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PLEASE BE AWARE THAT EACH HUB HAS A NODE DIRECTLY UNDER IT THAT IS
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THE SYSOPS BOARD. YOU "CANNOT" USE BOTH THE HUB AND THE NODE IN YOUR
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COUNT! YOU MUST SELECT ONE OF THESE WHICH WILL BE USED. (For
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example: HUBDC is a hub which has as its node DREAM, which is the
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sysops board). You may use one of these but not both. YOU "CANNOT"
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USE IN YOUR COUNT ANY NODE THAT TAKES ALL OF THE PUBLIC CONFERENCES
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ON RIME. You should make sure the sysop knows this when he
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guarantees his node. You should save all confirmation messages sent
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to you, so that you can later send them to the Conference
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Coordinator.
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""PLEASE SEE RULES FOR SCOUTING BELOW""
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4) Once the required number of nodes and hubs has been obtained, you should
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send a Private, Routed message to the Conference Coordinator, listing
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the nodes and the hubs that have guaranteed they will take the
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conference and the names of the sysops if each node and hub. You must
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also at this time send to the Conference Coordinator copies of all
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confirmation messages that have been sent to you stating that the node
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or hub guarantees they will carry the conference.
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5) Once the Conference Coordinator has this information, the list will be
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checked for accuracy and will be also checked to make sure all
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requirements have been met. Another brief discussion between the
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Conference Coordinator and the Steering Committee will ensue and
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normally the conference will be entered on the next release of the
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conference list. The Conference Coordinator will inform you as to
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exactly when the conference will go up.
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"RULES FOR SCOUTING FOR PARTICIPANTS"
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(A) Get Scout Number from James Wall of DREAM
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(B) Pick 5 Conferences and you can only advertise your new conference
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proposal in those 5 conferences.
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(C) You may post (1) advertisement message per week for (4) weeks in your
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(5) conferences.
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(D) You may always feel free to answer questions or requests concerning
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your conference proposal, but this must be a dialog, not another
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advertisement.
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(E) If you do not have the required number of Nodes and Hubs in the (4)
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weeks allocated, you may not post again. You may request this
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conference again in (4) months.
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3 - LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES by Mark Adams, Node ID ->PARTY
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When I found the RelayNet network, I wondered where it had been all my
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life. I had just moved to Scranton, PA from southern New Hampshire,
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relocating closer to family. I had been a single father for about nine
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years and had about given up on finding a mother for my son. We had
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acquired a computer about a year before and a modem was one of the first
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additions. I had gone through the usual route of most new modem users, join
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a commercial network or two, downloading many files, some useful, many not,
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playing some games, etc. Most of the boards I called in the "early years"
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had some message sections, but I never really got into them.
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Before I even moved to Scranton, I looked through the Bulletin Board ads in
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the Computer Shopper and found a listing for a BBS called "The Outer
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Perimeter". Unfortunately, by the time I had moved in, the local phone
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company was out on strike! I had to wait over a month before they would
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finally come out to install my phone line. Within hours of the connection,
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I was on-line with The Outer Perimeter. I obtained BBS numbers from that
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system and logged onto some other local boards. When I was granted access,
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I picked up where I had left off. It didn't take me too long to find the
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message section, though.
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At first I was reading one or two conferences on-line. I soon found that
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that practice was taking a lot of my time. I had a brainstorm (or maybe it
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was just a sunshower?). I called and set up my communications program to
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open a capture file. I went in and read the messages in the conferences I
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wanted, but set it up for NS (non-stop) read. After I logged off, I read
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the messages using LIST, making notes of which ones I wanted to reply to. I
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logged back on and selected those messages by number and replied on-line. I
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knew there had to be a better way. Soon I learned about off-line readers.
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Once I got set up with an off-line reader, I was hooked! I set it up for
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several conferences and had a ball reading and replying. I asked the SysOp
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to pick up the Racing conference and was active in there. I read the Tech
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conference daily, learning what I could, and eventually became the co-host
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in that conference. When I requested the UPLINK conference, though, I
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really learned what the network was all about!
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People seemed so friendly right off the bat. I started conversations with
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several users all over the country. It was all very free-form. We covered a
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multitude of subjects and there was no end to the laughter and fun we were
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all having. Everything was on a superficial level, it seemed like a place
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to let your hair down and be who you wanted to be. Many of us became as
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close to friends as you could get in this type of medium. When one had a
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problem, others would be there to support them and give moral support.
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It was just such an innocent occasion that led to something very
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unexpected. A young lady by the name of Susie Peterson was always the "life
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of the party". She seemed to be going through some rough times, so I
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offered my address and phone number if she wanted to talk to an "unbiased
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friend". She also sensed that things were not going overly well in my life.
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One day, I called OUTER, as usual, and got a news bulletin in the opening
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screen that the system had taken a lightning hit and the HD bit the "big
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one". The SysOp was pulling the plug and calling it quits with BBSing. I
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was devastated! I felt like all of my best friends had suddenly died. I was
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in a state of shock. I realized I *could* call a long-distance BBS that
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carried RIME, but as I was unemployed, it was financially unfeasible.
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As if by magic, or ESP, or fate, or whatever you choose to call it, that
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night Susie called me. She said I had sounded a little depressed lately in
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my messages. I hadn't really thought so, but I suppose it was possible. I
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explained what had happened and asked her to say my farewells to the rest
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of the conference and tell them I would return when possible. I also asked
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her to inform the host of Tech that I was unavailable for a while, but to
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hold my position open if possible. She said she would do that for me and we
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talked for a short time about my life and hers. She lived in Memphis, TN
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and things were quite a bit different from the northeast, where I was born
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and raised. She said she had sent me a letter via "Land Mail".
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Now, I was not much of a letter writer. I think the last time I had written
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a letter was when I was in college, well over a dozen years prior to then,
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and that was usually because I was homesick or broke! Anyway, I got her
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letter within a couple of days, and forced myself to reply to it. It seemed
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the polite thing to do. We started off with the general information type
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letters, "What do you like to do?", What kind of music do you like?", "What
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types of outdoor activities do you like?", etc. Neither one of us ever
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expected anything more than a pen- pal type of relationship.
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She wrote back to me, I wrote back to her, etc. She called again a couple
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of weeks later and we talked a bit longer. We continued to write to each
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other and talk on occasion. I indicated that I was going to have to move
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elsewhere to find a job in my field. We briefly talked about me moving to
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Memphis, until I realized just how far south it was! I had never lived
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below the Mason-Dixon Line. I dismissed the idea almost immediately. We did
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continue to write, though.
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I ended up moving in with my sister for a couple of months while I looked
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for a job outside the area. I figured I could travel to other places easier
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if she could watch my son for me for a few days at a time, if need be.
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Meanwhile, my correspondence with Susie seemed to be on the increase. I was
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getting (and writing!) several letters a week! We would talk about every
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other week. Soon we were discussing the same ideas about moving to Memphis
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again. It was getting more difficult to come up with valid reasons for not
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doing it.
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Within two months of her first letter/phonecall to me, I had decided to
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give it a shot. I had a few loose ends I wanted to tie up before I could
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leave PA, and wanted my son to finish at least the first marking period at
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school. We set up a tentative date for a few weeks leter and it was waiting
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time. The letters were flying almost daily by then, and the phonecalls were
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lasting several hours as we got to know each other as well as we could
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before we actually met. I took care of what I had to around there and got
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my car in shape for the trip.
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Finally, the day of my departure arrived. Nov. 9th, 1990. I rented a U-Haul
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trailer (ending up with the largest one they had!), loaded it and my car up
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with the essentials (computer, stereos, gas grill, many boxes loaded with
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clothes, tools, papers, books, etc.) and still had so much room left that I
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put whatever else I could fit in it. The rest of my stuff is still in
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storage in PA. I said my good-byes to my aunt and uncle and sister, filled
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up the gas tank, studied my maps and took off for parts unknown.
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The trip was fairly uneventful. I soon learned that the trailer had a mind
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of it's own and wanted to direct my car where it wanted to go. I went up
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hills quite slowly and found that I had to go down the other side slowly as
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well. The trailer wanted to pull the back of the car to one side or the
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other and I had a death-grip on the steering wheel in sheer panic! I just
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decided to take it slowly and the trip was going to take a little longer
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than I had planned. We stayed over-night in Virginia, somewhere, and
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resumed our trek in the morning. We drove all day, stopping only for gas
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and meals. I had never realized just how long a state Tennessee is! It took
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about 12 hours just to traverse the state end to end with the trailer.
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At long last, we arrived in Memphis about 2:00 a.m. Susie met us at a local
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7-11 store and we met for the first time! The kids (my 10 year old son and
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her 9 year old daughter) got to know each other when we got "home". They
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sat up talking for a while. I was exhausted, but was still wired from the
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trip. After a good 12 hour sleep I had to unload the trailer. I put
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everything in the garage for the time being. I had time to set things up
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within the next few days.
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One of the first things to be set up, of course, was the computer. I called
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"The PartyLine", the RIME node Susie had been on when we met, and set up my
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account here. I contacted the host of Tech and let him know I was back. I
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re-joined my friends in UPLINK, and found many new names, but quite a few
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familiar ones. I felt right at home.
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Over the past year, we've gotten to know each other and things have gone
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exceedingly well, beyond our wildest dreams. The kids get along like
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brother and sister (fighting constantly). I had found a job after the
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Christmas holidays and am about to start a new job. Susie has been going to
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school and will graduate in December. Things look rosey. I've had a visit
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from my sister over the summer and a friend was down for a weekend last
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May. I've gotten to know several people (mostly SysOps and users) through
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the local boards and from work. We had several of the UPLINK members down
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for the 4th of July weekend (see my article in the July '91 RIME Times).
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Now that we've survived almost a year together, we've come to a major
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decision, one which will affect our lives from here on out ... WE'RE
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GETTING MARRIED!!!! Thursday November 7th, at about 8:00 p.m., we're going
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to make everything legal. It will be a small ceremony here at the house
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with just a few friends and family (mostly hers) in attendance.
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We would like to take this opportunity to thank the management and SysOps
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of RIME for the very existence of the network, without which we never would
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have met. A special thanks to Howard and Bonnie, to Jeff Wolfe (the SysOp
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of the former node Outer Perimeter) and to Mike Glenn (SysOp of PartyLine).
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Thank you all!
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4 - RIME FOR THE COMPUTER ILLITERATE by Del Freeman, Node ID ->TELEPHNE
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Once upon a time my hard-drive crashed. Such a loss is a lot like your best
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friend's mind. Once it's gone - it's gone, Jack. There is nothing for it
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but to have her committed and buy her some nice variegated yarn loops and a
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pot holder frame.
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I rushed next door and used my neighbor's computer to post frantic messages
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to RIME, describing our dilemma.
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"The thing blinked once and expired, quick and painless for all except me,"
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I wrote.
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The message came back that the odds of this happening are like 496,773,081
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and one-half to one, but I could have told them it would happen to me. I
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mean, it's no accident that my air conditioners break down every summer and
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I have a drawer full of watches wound way past sproinnnnggg. I always
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figured it was some kind of Japanese conspiracy, or a curse, or something.
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The truth is things have always been a problem for me, particularly things
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that are supposed to do something. Electric things always confound me.
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Actually, anything more complex than an abaacus and a stone tablet confuses
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me. I once bought a brand new microwave that worked for less than 30 days.
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The company kindly replaced it with another that did the same thing. The
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third worked a little longer, but expired before it was six months old and
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I didn't have the nerve to ask for a fourth.
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I don't understand electricity anyway. I can't see it and I don't trust it.
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Something as simple as a toaster can send me into culture shock for a week.
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Electric things seem to have a built-in microchip programmed to go for my
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jugular. I don't care what anyone says - I believe they can smell the fear!
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Anyway, off I went to get a back-up computer and, while I was at it, a
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back-up printer, (figuring that would be next to go.) It would look over,
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see the old computer just sitting idly, enjoying the sunshine and say,
|
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"That's for me," I figured. A spare couldn't hurt, I decided.
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Foolishly, I thought a back-up printer would be a relatively simple thing
|
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to buy, and didn't ask anybody on RIME about this. I'd go to the computer
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store, give them money, and they'd give me a printer I thought.
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Hardly.
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First, you have to know which way your computer talks - straight (serial),
|
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or sideways (parallel). Then you have to have a card to match, or not to
|
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match, (I was never sure).
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I went to Honest Phranks Phriendly Computer Sale and Bowling Shoe Emporium,
|
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where I darn near starved to death while the salesman and I tried to get my
|
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supposedly-repaired computer to talk to a printer - any printer. I ate all
|
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the old mints in the bottom of my purse, and then I ate the salesman's
|
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grapes.
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Three hours later there I sat in the middle of the floor, surrounded by an
|
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ever-enlarging crowd of hecklers, still trying to get the computer to talk
|
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to a printer. "Prin-ting," it kept saying, spitting out something that
|
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looked worse than what the dog gave up. "Prin-ting," it trilled, and gave
|
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me some more garbage. I kicked it. "Prin-ting," it insisted, giving me what
|
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appeared to be chicken tracks.
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Finally, I packed up the repaired computer, tucked it in the back seat and
|
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slunk off to the nearest restaurant, where I left the computer in an
|
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unlocked car with a sign that said, "Steal me. Please."
|
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I came back to find it sitting there, smug and self- satisfied, and I had
|
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|
no choice but to take it home where I plugged it in.
|
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"Albatross," it flashed. "Lemon," it taunted. "Ha, Ha," it blinked.
|
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|
"Syntax error, does not compute, you can't get there from here, bozo," it
|
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|
relayed in rapid order.
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|
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Then it brought up a graphic and stuck its tongue out at me.
|
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|
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I threw it in the closet from which a faint green glow emerges til yet, and
|
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I put up a new message on my trusty RIME network.
|
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|
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|
"Anybody know where to get a stone tablet?"
|
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5 - PUBLISHING WITH RIME AND REASON by Juanita Cusic, Node ID ->TELEPHNE
|
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A.C. Aarbus Publishing Inc. produces a monthly collection of fiction short
|
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|
stories, and will soon begin a like publication of science fiction stories.
|
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|
Aarbus produces the magazines at no cost, and publishes for pennies, or
|
|||
|
less, a day. It's principals, Patsy Sauls and Del and David Freeman,
|
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couldn't be happier.
|
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|
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The two women originally completed what they felt was a salable novel,
|
|||
|
began work on a sequel and continued to turn out short stories and
|
|||
|
regularly submit them for publication. Del, a former reporter, switched to
|
|||
|
freelance writing and bought a modem, and Patsy followed suit. As their
|
|||
|
rejections slips piled up, and months passed before they got any word on
|
|||
|
their novel, their frustration increased proportionately with their
|
|||
|
determination to publish.
|
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|
|||
|
With the discovery of the fertile field of bulletin boards for their
|
|||
|
stories and books, they incorporated and began publishing Ruby's Pearls
|
|||
|
Elecmag, a monthly short fiction magazine. With Ruby's Pearls now in its
|
|||
|
third volume, they are adding a second short fiction magazine, Short
|
|||
|
Shorts, and plan to begin a third in 1992, On The Edge, which will be
|
|||
|
devoted to science fiction short stories.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
Del's husband, David, compiles the magazine and uploads it to an
|
|||
|
ever-widening circle of bulletin boards. He found hypertext programs on
|
|||
|
various boards throughout the country, and experimented until he found the
|
|||
|
correct combination to pull the stories into a magazine format. Then, he
|
|||
|
uploaded the magazine to computer information services such as Genie and
|
|||
|
CompuServe, and a number of independent boards across the U.S. and Canada.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The three have found the RIME relay network tremendously helpful, they say,
|
|||
|
both in getting the word out about their magazine(s) and in getting
|
|||
|
feedback on their venture. They also regularly employ RIME to solicit
|
|||
|
manuscripts and seek new boards to increase their distribution, David said.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
"My father, also an avid reader, commented to me recently that the quality
|
|||
|
of paperbacks has fallen in direct proportion to their rising price, and I
|
|||
|
had to agree," Del said. It was David's idea to do something about that by
|
|||
|
publishing electronically, she said.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Electronic publishing is a relatively unknown offshoot of BBSing, but one
|
|||
|
that promises to expand as more and more PC owners discover the ease of
|
|||
|
tapping into entertainment at their fingertips via their home computer.
|
|||
|
Some statistics indicate that of the 100 million computers on desks in
|
|||
|
America, fully half are in private homes, and sales continue at an
|
|||
|
approximate 20 million yearly.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
While hard-copy costs in publicity and manufacture increase, Aarbus incurs
|
|||
|
an approximate $50 per month in costs of uploading, and is not only viable
|
|||
|
but preferable, its principals say, in that it frees the writer to publish
|
|||
|
at will and conserves natural resources with its "paperless" format.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
"There are a number of fine writers out there who aren't discovered because
|
|||
|
the professional readers of publishing concerns apparently don't have the
|
|||
|
time or interest to review their work," Patsy said. "If you're not Stephen
|
|||
|
King or Danielle Steel, and you have the desire to write and be read, you
|
|||
|
have to find another way. For us, and a lot of other frustrated writers,
|
|||
|
this is it."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The Aarbus principals believe it is only a matter of time before hard-copy
|
|||
|
editors and publishers become aware of the magnitude of good original work
|
|||
|
available on bulletin boards.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
"Computers and such communication outlets as RIME truly represent
|
|||
|
liberation for the writer in each of us, and provide the method to compile,
|
|||
|
disseminate and get feedback in a timely and economic fashion," David said.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
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|||
|
6 - ATYPICAL TERMINATIONS by Brian Lee, Node ID ->THEHUB
|
|||
|
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
As we close the Thanksgiving season and swing into the Christmas season,
|
|||
|
it's only fitting that we close this issue of the RIME Times with a
|
|||
|
different type of Thanksgiving feast. I selected somewhat different
|
|||
|
taglines from recent RIME messages for you to mull over. The person's
|
|||
|
names belong to the author of the messages from which these were captured.
|
|||
|
However, these persons are not necessarily the originators of the taglines.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The following eight taglines are the cranberry sauce of messages; they're
|
|||
|
not necessary, but enhance and spice the meat of the messages. Bon
|
|||
|
appetit!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1. Daniel Cuba ->BECBBS
|
|||
|
<20> SLMR 2.0 <20> This is your pizza. <20>Ƹ<EFBFBD>$ <20>S <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20>zz<7A> <20>ً<EFBFBD>̻ <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>v<EFBFBD><76>s
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
2. Greg Birosh ->PROCYON
|
|||
|
<20> MegaMail 2.10 #1142:Paint a baboon's butt; leave no stern untoned.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
3. Jim Ross ->PUMA
|
|||
|
<20> MegaMail 2.10 #0:PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
4. John House ->CHEVY
|
|||
|
<20> SLMR 2.0 <20> Radioactive halibut will make fission chips
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
5. Dave Childers ->ROUND
|
|||
|
<20> DeLuxe<78> 1.1 #248sa <20> If you think education is costly, try ignorance
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
6. Dennis Craig ->OMAHANET
|
|||
|
<20> MegaMail 2.10 #0:Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
7. Art Brown ->DTODAY (host of the DENTAL conference)
|
|||
|
<20> SFMail 2.2 #S119 <20> Little Pearls In A Sea Of Saliva
|
|||
|
....Brush'em, Floss'em, Keep'em!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
8. Ken Manuel ->BLUHORIZ
|
|||
|
<20> MegaMail 2.10 #268<36>A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
|
|||
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|
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|
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|
|||
|
7 - NOTICES
|
|||
|
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
The RIME Times staff is now maintaining the newsletter AUTOSEND list. If
|
|||
|
you are a RelayNet node and would like the newsletter sent to your board
|
|||
|
automatically each month send a message to Michael Brunk, Node ID ->CSPACE.
|
|||
|
Please check to see if your hub will AUTOSEND it to avoid duplication.
|
|||
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|
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|
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
Current listing of Bulletin Board software participating in RelayNet:
|
|||
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|
|||
|
SpitFire GAP TriTel
|
|||
|
QuickBBS GT Power
|
|||
|
Remote Access MajorBBS
|
|||
|
PCBoard/ProDoor dBBS
|
|||
|
RBBS EIS
|
|||
|
Wildcat! UltraBBS
|
|||
|
|
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|
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
To make life easier for the editors, the following submission guidelines
|
|||
|
are suggested:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1) To be included in the current month newsletter all articles must be
|
|||
|
submitted by the 15th of the month.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
2) A routed private message in either the COMMON is acceptable. Please
|
|||
|
address and route to: Michael Brunk, Node ID ->CSPACE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
3) Your name as used on RIME.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
4) Your node id if you are a RIME sysop or your "home" board id if you
|
|||
|
are a RIME user.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
5) Any special instructions.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
The following is a list of "Who's Who" in RelayNet:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Steering Committee
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Bonnie Anthony RUNNINGA
|
|||
|
Howard Belasco RUNNINGB
|
|||
|
Mike Glenn PARTY
|
|||
|
Rex Hankins IBMNET
|
|||
|
JThomas Howell MORE
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Conference related
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Paul Hileman BAYOU Conference Liason (handles all
|
|||
|
intra-conference problems)
|
|||
|
Rick Kingslan OMAHANET Marketing Coordinator (PR)
|
|||
|
James Wall DREAM New Conference Manager
|
|||
|
To Be Announced Statistician
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Auto send lists
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Bonnie Anthony RUNNINGA Nodes listing (RIME.ZIP)
|
|||
|
Michael Brunk CSPACE RIME Times (RIMEmmyy.ZIP)
|
|||
|
Roger Sligar TRP Conference list (CONFLST.ZIP)
|
|||
|
James Wall DREAM Conference list (RIMECONF.ZIP)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(Special thanks to Patrick Lee for suggesting and compiling this list. And
|
|||
|
for maintaining it although he isn't aware of that yet <g>.)
|
|||
|
|
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|
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|
|||
|
The RIME Times is published monthly by the membership of RelayNet
|
|||
|
International Message Exchange as its official newsletter. Users and
|
|||
|
Sysops are encouraged to contribute. Submissions and questions may be
|
|||
|
directed to the editor Michael Brunk, Node ID ->CSPACE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(c)Copyright 1991, The RelayNet International Message Exchange. Permission
|
|||
|
is hereby granted for unlimited distribution and duplication, provided
|
|||
|
such distribution and duplication are strictly for non-commercial purposes
|
|||
|
only. All other rights reserved. RelayNet and RIME are registered
|
|||
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trademarks.
|
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