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>>>>> TRASHING TECHNIQUES <><<<<<<<<<<
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/ MORDOR AE - 528-6467 ZANDAR /
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/ THE BASEMENT - 223-6404 /
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THE UNDERGROUND ALLIANCE RULES!!!!!!!
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Ok guys...first,there has to be a bell telephone station near you or someone
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close to your heart......
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The best type to look for is known as a "VAULT" if you have seen one you know
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why it is called just that... it has four walls, no windows, and most likely a
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digital combination lock.
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NEEDED EQUIPMENT
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1:Sneakers(in case of cops)
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2:Sheet of paper w/excuses if caught
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3:Clean garbage bag(several)the ones you find in the dumpster reek like all
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hell
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4:One flashlight(good batteries)
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5:Dark(possibly camouflage)clothes
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6:A friend(trustworthy not a wimp)
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7:One bottle of j.d.(just for the hell of it)
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LIST OF EXCUSES
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1:I forgot murder was against the law
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2:I was lost..
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3:I was hungry
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6:Needed a place to sleep
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5:Why not?
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6:Lost something in the garbage
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7:Needed wallpaper
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8:Fuck off and die
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9:Read me my rights first
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10:It's the new fad..garbage pursuit
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BE PREPARED FOR...
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1:An immediate unforseen departure from the premises(w/the stuff!)
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2:Zandar's law...for every piece of inorganic garbage there is an
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equal and substatially worse smelling piece of organic shit!
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3:Your friendly neighborhood cop
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4:A shower when ya get home
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5:A lot of garbage
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6:Potholes and ditches that you never knew existed
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WHAT TO LOOK FOR
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1:Anything that looks dead...
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2:Anything that looks like a computer printout(or manual)
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3:Hardware(with a lot of luck)
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4:Police(look do not find!!)
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5:The garbage area
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6:An escape route
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7:An obscure and well hidden stash area as well as an obscure
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approach
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WHAT NOT TO DO
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1:Get caught
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2:Panic
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3:Leave any sign of your presence
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4:(clean the damn place up)
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5:Make noise
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6:Have more than two people
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7:Forget where you live
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8:Do not go to the near by restaurant or bar for a quickie
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9:Do not do it in the daytime
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10:Throw anything back just because you aren't sure what it is...
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(chances are it is worth all the more 'cause only telco employees
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can understand it)
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We believe that if you follow these instructions you too can screw over BELL
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w/a little luck and half a brain................
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as a final note,find out when your local sanitation co. picks up the garbage
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and go the night before.. also,if the bell place nearest you incinerates its
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garbage forget it!
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written by:
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zandar zan
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&
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the boogyman
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u
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insinerates its garbage forget it!
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written by:
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zandar zan
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&
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the boogyman
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