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Riders of Death Issue 1
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President: Sarah Connor
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Well.. The first thing that i want to say is welcome to Riders of Death..
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Over the couple of years that i have been wanting to run a board, i also
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wanted to start a Hacking/Phreaking/chaos/revenge group.. And now, its come
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true!
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So far, its getting better.. I need more members.. that's why i have
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designed an application for anyone who thinks that they can manage my
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sarcasm <smile> and my evil ways, will be eligible to be in. I think that
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i gotta hand it to the hackers. Cause if it werent fer some of ya, the
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world would be in total chaos <hehe more than it is now?> Oh well, thanks
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guys!
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this aint a totally hacking phreaking and anarchy magazine.. It deals with
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religion, drugs, annoying people, ma bell, (I AM SICK OF BOXES THOUGH), and
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other things. If ya have any questions or comments call the Hidden Sector
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of Anarchists BBS (3o5)885-o4o9 and just email the sysop (ME!) and i'll
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give ya more info on how to become a member of Riders of Death.
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In this issue, we are going to have a story of the wonderful Green Cow.
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Enjoy!
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Once upon a blue moon, there lived a green cow by the name of slime. Now
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its not normal to call a cow slime (unless its green of course) but you see
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slime was not like any ordinary cow. Slime talked! Also, slime had a
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sister named Violet. And she was a purple cow. Now one day slime saw a
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person that was hunting cows for meat. And when slime returned to the
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house, she couldnt find her sister. She thought, Uh, oh.. that hunter must
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have taken my sister, but why? No one looks for cow meat around here!
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Especially not around Thanksgiving! So slime followed the tracks of the
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hunter. For 4 long hours she was walking untill she saw an opening in the
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woods that she had gotten lost in. Wow,she thought. At last i am outta
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those woods. So she walked a little more, and she found the hunter walking
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alone with no cow, or anything. SHIT! she screamed, as she thought that
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the hunter had her sister, but to her amazement, the hunter had nothing.
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Hey excuse me mr. Hunter, but did you see a purple cow? The hunter turned
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around and said, Slime, look! I have been practicing on my magic tricks.. I
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can turm myself into anything! Slime passed out....
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Well what can you say.. that was a cow story! Dont fucking blame me, I aint
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mother goose.. Just thought you druggies would enjoy that one!.. Well..
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Join us in our next issue, as we will cover the abyss of some G'N'R lyrics!
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Untill Next time
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'HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.'
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Sarah Connor -N- the crew! yeeehaw
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