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12.07.92 <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ ķ <20> <20><><EFBFBD>Ŀ <20><>Ŀ <20><>Ŀ <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ ķ <20> <20><><EFBFBD>Ŀ <20><>Ŀ <20><>Ŀ
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<20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><>Ĵ <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><>Ĵ
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<20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Any paper, ALWAYS free to the informed paper reader.
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Every person has the right to the news (whether it's the REAL news, or
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not). With those damn vending machines, it is sometimes hard. Or should
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I say USED to be hard. I've spent countless hours on public transportation
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with nothing to do, but guess the other commuter's names. Now I always
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have something to do, read the censored news, for free (and for a good laugh).
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Who wants to pay for a bunch of lies and infatuations on paper? Not I. So,
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I devised a sure method for obtaining a newspaper from any newspaper vending
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machine, at any time. It's easy, causes NO damage to the vending machine,
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and it's easy to go undetected while doing it.
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Materials Needed:
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1) Thin wire coat hanger
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2) Pair of wire snips
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(not too much to ask, huh?)
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Steps:
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1) So, you got your / \ 2) With your wire snips,
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coat hanger. The / cut the bottom piece
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only part you ______/\______ off. (Refer to dia-
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will need is the a/______________\a gram: a=where to cut)
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bottom piece. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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(underlined with
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a '^')
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3) Now you have a straight piece of wire
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roughly 15 or 16 inches long. You
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now want to slightly curve this piece
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of wire. To make a the perfect curve,
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put the wire on a basketball (or a
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soccerball, you have the idea) and
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bend the wire so it has the same curve
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of the ball. If that makes no sense to
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you, just make a nice even curve in the
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wire.
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Voila (sp?)!
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You now have a newspaper vending machine opener!!
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To use it is quite simple. Stick it into the coin
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slot of the newspaper vending machine that has the
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paper you want to get for free. Stick it in all
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the way. There is not need to be forcefull, it is
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*very* easy to open. Wiggle the hanger around until
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you hear the latch open. Pull the door down, and
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steal as many papers as you like. Isn't that simple?
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This works on every newspaper vending machine you'll
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come upon. Just keep jiggling the hanger until it
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pushes the latch open. It gets easier and quicker
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with practice. I can open any newspaper vending
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machine in the matter of 4 or 5 seconds. (Something
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to be proud of, huh? <g>).
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Information is stregnth, knowledge is power!
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Do whatever you like, JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT!
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-SiD-
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