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{} The Commando Series Part 1 {}
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** Disclaimer **
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This file is strickly intended for entertainment purposes only. We in no
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way condone these actions or ideas in any way, shape, or form. We are not
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responsible for any damages caused by this file. This goes for all and any of
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the files that we produce in this series.
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Simple Pranks
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The following ideas are basic ones that everyone should have the balls to
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do.
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If you really hate someone, take a bunch of tacks and some fishing line
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and go to there house at night (or day if your really gutsy). Take the tacks
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and push them into the door molding. Then string the fishing line around the
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tacks in any way you like. Then stop by there house in the morning and watch
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them try to leave the house.
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Find a nice quiet road in your neighborhood in which only one or two cars
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come by every half-hour. Find two mail boxes or light control boxes that
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are across the road from each other. Take two tin cans (big ones) and some
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fishing line and put holes in the cans near the top. Tie the line through
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the cans and put one on one mail box and the other on the other mail box.
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Leave enough string to hang about fender level on the car. Then watch your
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surprise as a car comes by.
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Of course theres the old trick where you put dog shit in a bag, light it on
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fire, and leave it one someones porch and ring the doorbell. For a new twist,
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do the above, run to the back door and have a friend tell you when the person
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stomps the fire out. Then ring the back doorbell and make the asshole walk
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through the house with dog shit on his shoes.
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Also, take some heavy duty rope or sturdy rope that can stay together when
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two people tug on it. Find two houses whose front doors are right across from
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each other. Tie the rope to one door, run it across the street and tie it to
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the other door. Then have a friend ring one doorbell while ring the other
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doorbell. Get far enough away and watch a tug-of-war between two neighbors.
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School Pranks
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Try this during a lab when you have to use a Bunsen Burner. Hold a
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quarter or half-dollar over the burner near the end of the period and then
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toss it into the hall when the bell rings. Somebody will learn real quickly
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not to pick up things off the ground.
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If there is some asshole in school that you really do not like then go to
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his locker with a tube of crazy glue. Now it all depends on what you want to
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do you can either put glue in the keyhole of his lock, if he has a key lock,
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or you can glue the dial of his lock if he has a combination lock. Or you can
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glue the u-bar of the lock in place. Now if you really feel like taking a
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little time then you can get a rubber and pull it around his lock. Watch and
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see if he even touches it.
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There is this stuff called 'skunk' what it basically is is some real smelly
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powder that smells real bad and covers a BIG area. You can pick this stuff up
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at any hunting shop. Now, find a car with a open window, slit the bag and wip
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the powder into the car and leave. You can also do this to the teacher that
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is a major pain in the ass. Just dump it in his room and stay clear for about
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a week. Dump this stuff through the slots in the locker of the asshole that
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you hate.
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Bathroom Pranks
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To get revenge on some dork you hate, have someone go to his house and
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sleep over there. Give him some Saran Wrap and tell him to place it on the
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toilet under the two lids. Make sure that it covers the half of the toilet
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near the seat hinges because thats where most guys aim to take a leek.
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Then wait to hear the report about what happened from your friend.
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Go to any bathroom with a tube of Ben Gay or a bottle of Atomic Foam. I
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recommened Atomic Foam. Spread it all over the toilet seat and leave. You
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probably won't be able to see the results of your prank but you should know
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what it will do. You can also use toothpaste to make the seat slippery.
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The obvious is to flush Cherry bombs down the toilets to wreck the
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pluming.
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Well thats about it for now. If you want to see more files, please leave
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E-mail to Elliot Ness at The Inner Sanctum or The Superbird thanx.
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