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* MASTERING *
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* THE *
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* S C A N T R O N *
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* TYPED BY *
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* THE WARHEAD *
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* THANX TO *
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* IVANHOE *
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We all know what the scan-tron is, don't we??????
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The scan-tron are those bitchy little cards with the little bubbles and
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rectangles that our precious teachers expect us to fill in with those #2
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pencils. In the past you had some machine zap through the cards only to tell
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you that you have failed biology. This meant that mom and dad are gonna take
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your computer, telephone, and nights on the town and stuff them in their
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closet, (along with their kinky sex toys).
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Well, worry no more... A group of brilliant people from the Armed Forces
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Pirating Guild have come up with a simple, but workable method to evade those
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little red slashes that seem to say "nice try, faggot".
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***EXPLANATION***
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Scan-tron machines detect right or wrong answers by picking up on led #2
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pencil marks.
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If nothing has been marked at all in the given space, then your answer will
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be marked wrong. However, if there is neither a dark pencil mark nor a blank,
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the machine will get a little confused and simply not mark anything. You might
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say to yourself, "Well, what about the score printed at the end of the test??",
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to which point we respond...
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Scan-tron machines assignes a variable to the number of possible points and
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the number of problems wrong. Then it subtracts one from the other and prints
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the answer at the bottom. The little red marks beside your answers represent
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the number wrong, however, if there is no red mark, then there is simply
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"nothing wrong" as far as the machine is concerned. And we all know that our
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beloved tea- chers pay no attention and leave all the adding to those wonderful
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little machines.
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***HOW TO AVOID THE RED MARKS***
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There are two types of fill sheets one can receive, ones with the circles to
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fill in, and ones with the rectangles to fill in.
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On the ones with the circles, there is one way to avoid a slash... IF A
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CIRCLE IS LIGHTLY SHADED IN, TOO LIGHT FOR THE MACHINE AND TOO DARK FOR THE
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TEACHER TO QUESTION, THE MACHINE WILL GET CONFUSED AND SIMPLY LEAVE YOUR ANSWER
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BE. Once again, if there is no mark, the machine does not subtract from the
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total possible, and the teacher does not notice. Don't get it wrong though,
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the computer will mark a circle that has not been filled in at all 'wrong'.
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The only trick is to lightly fill it in with the cor- rect tint.
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Now for the rectangles...
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The same method described for the circles will also work for the rectangle
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form, along with another method... This method is, drawing many diagon- al
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light lines through the rectangle. However, this method is not recommen- ded
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because 'teacher' will probably catch on (some teachers are really stupid
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though).
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One more note:
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Finals are coming. Start practicing!!!
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By the way, this method WORKS. It's kept me playing sports and I gotten to
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keep my telephone, computer, and social time (ie. fucking my girlfriend).
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Ivanhoe and I hope this is beneficial to both you and Harry (ie.your pecker)
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***THE WARHEAD***
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&
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I v a n h o e
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