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->HOW TO RIP OFF A CHANGE MACHINE<-
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SO YA NEED MONEY, AND YA NEED IT
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FAST!? WELL HERE IS A FAST AND EASY
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WAY TO CHANGE YOUR NICKELS AND DIMES
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INTO QUARTERS!
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HERE'S THE EQUIPMENT THAT YOU NEED
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ACCESS TO IN A FAIRLY SECLUDED AREA:
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1) A COPY MACHINE THAT IS OF FAIRLY
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GOOD QUALITY.. (THE ONES AT MY
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COLLEGE ARE SHITTY, BUT THEY WORK
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ANYWAY...)
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2) A CHANGE MACHINE THAT CHANGES 1'S
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AND 5'S TO QUARTERS.
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3) A 1 OR 5 DOLLAR BILL
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4) A TABLE PAPER CUTTER THAT CUTS PAPER
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EXACTLY STRAIGHT.
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5) A LOT OF COURAGE!
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OK WHAT YOU DO IS WALK INTO THE PLACE
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AND COPY THE FACE SIDE OF YOUR DOLLAR.
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PUT THE DOLLAR BILL FACE DOWN AND IN
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THE EXACT MIDDLE OF THE MACHINE'S
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WINDOW. THE FIRST TIME YOU DO THIS,
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ONLY MAKE ONE COPY, BECAUSE IT MIGHT
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NOT WORK CORRECTLY. WHEN YOU GET YOUR
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COPIED DOLLAR BILL FROM THE MACHINE,
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CHECK THE TONER AND MAKE SURE THAT IT
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IS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL. IF ITS TOO
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DARK OR TOO LIGHT, THEN ADJUST THE COPY
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MACHINE ACCORDINGLY. WHEN YOU GET A
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PERFECTLY CONTRASTED DOLLAR, TAKE IT
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OVER TO THE PAPER CUTTER AND PUT THE
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ORIGINAL DOLLAR OVER THE PAPER DOLLAR
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AND SLICE THE DOLLAR OUT OF THE BIG
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PIECE OF PAPER. NOW FOR THE PHUN PART.
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MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO HIDDEN
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CAMERAS IN THE ROOM WATCHING YOU, OR
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YOU'LL BE CAUGHT FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!
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WALK UP TO THE CHANGE MACHINE AND
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CASUALLY SLIDE THE DOLLAR BILL INTO
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THE MACHINE AND PUSH THE CARRIAGE
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OR WHATEVER IN. IF THE DOLLAR COMES
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BACK OUT THEN TAKE IT, RIP IT IN HALF
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AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET. THROW IT
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AWAY SOMEPLACE ELSE. BUT IF THE
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JINGLING JOY OF QUARTERS COMES, YOU
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WILL BE IN THE MONEY!!!! BUT WHEN YOU
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DO IT, DO IT IN MASS AMMOUNTS, BECAUSE
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IF YOU DO ONE A DAY, THEY'LL PROBABLY
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POST A GUARD IN THERE OR SOMETHING...
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THIS METHOD GOT ME $10 IN ONE SESSION,
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BUT I'M SURE THE NEXT TIME I GO BACK
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THERE I'LL MAKE A LOT MORE....HEH HEH
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HAVE PHUN NOW, AND TELL ME YOUR RECORD
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WINNINGS IN ONE DAY... BETTER THAN THE
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LOTTERY!
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------------->JUDGE DREDD<-------------
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CALL THE NIGHTDROP 916-685-6899
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THE YEAR OF DARKNESS 916-638-8129
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THE GARDEN OF EDEN 916-338-4133
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THE ENLIGHTMENT 916-682-2990
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