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+ Fighting skills I by Night Crawler +
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+ Effective Target Selection +
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Hello! Welcome to the world of reality where some sicko will just as
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soon take your balls off and hang them on the wall than suck down a 7 year
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old boy...In this world we live in today, one must know how to defend
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himself, as one who is defenseless will soon get attacked (Sun Tzu,
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Ancient Art of War (c) 17th century). This first article will teach you
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an opponents vital spots to give you a greater chance of winning a
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conflict. To demonstrate take the following example:
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Fighter #1) Throws a long right to #2's jaw.
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Fighter #2) Side Steps, hooks arm, Knife hand (karate chop) #1's throat,
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and breaks the elbow by falling to the ground.
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Who won? #2, obviously because he knew that his opponents throat was
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open. In this example #1 was on the ground puking blood with only one arm
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working right...#2 combined his knowledge of his opponents body with a
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little basic training and ended a fight in less than say, 4 seconds. It
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really does happen folks...
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Great eh? mwahahha...
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The most important thing in a fight (and the most neglected) is the
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block. Without a block (block-defender throws something to redirect
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attackers energy, OR moves out of the way and lets the energy connect
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with nothing, mid-air), you get hit, right? If you are occupying the
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space that will soon be occupied by an attackers foot, I would think you
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would 1) stop occupying the space or 2) make sure the opponents foot wont
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occupy the space, or 3) both (doubly sure!). You get the idea.
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After a block, The attacker is ALWAYS open. There is nothing an attacker
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can throw that won't leave him open somewhere. You quickly assimilate
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what areas are open, and then attack with an appropiate blow. In this
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process the new defender may block and counter-attack you! so be careful.
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This can be a long cycle with two smart fighters continuously blocking
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and counter-attacking each other! (You have seen this thousand of times
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in ninja and kung-fu movies...Untrained fighters simply cannot block and
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counter-attack...that's a fact, jack)
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I'll deal with different types of blows and kicks later, now we'll deal
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with the target areas...
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The Body is divided into three areas:
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1) upper position top of head to the diaphragm
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2) middle position Diaphragm to the groin
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3) lower position groin to lower extremities
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1) Upper position
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A) Skull - any blow to the skull may cause cerebral concussion,
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unconsiousness, fracture, laceration (very often lethal)
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1. Parietal Bone - Top of head protecting the brain
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2. Frontal Bone - Forehead protecting brain and large blood vessels
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3. Temporal Bone - Side of head (temple) midway between the corner of the
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eye and ear. Temporal Artery is located here.
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4. Nasal Bone - Bone located in the nose
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5. Maxilla - Upper jaw
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6. Mandible - Lower jaw
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7. Zygoma - Cheek Bones (breakable)
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8. Lacrimal - Bones surrounding the eye.
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B) Eye - necessary for vision, hemorrhages easily
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C) Nose - extremely sensitive to trauma, fractures and moves directly into
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forebrain on upward trauma (causing death and/or loss of memory...haha)
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D) Ear (trauma directly to ear can cause rupture to eardrum resulting in
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Severe Pain.
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E) Neck
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1. Anterior - front of neck, contains adam's apple, fractures relatively
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easy, causing loss of ability to inhale...
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2. Lateral - side of neck, contains muscles protecting large blood
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vessels, arteries and veins and large veins - trauma resulting in spasm
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of vessels decreasing oxygen resulting in unconsiousness causing
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hemorrhage and death (I say death is better with a hemorrhage anyway)
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3. Posterior - back of neck, trauma causing severe pain, unconsciousness
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F) Clavicle - collar bone, is easily fractured, and interestingly enough
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removes victims ability to move his arm away from his body!
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G) Sternum - breast bone, extremely painful when injured.
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H) Ribs - elastic arches of bones, easily broken, may puncture lungs or
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heart
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I) Axilla - Arm Pits, contain large blood vessels, trauma causes extreme
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pain and/or paralysis of the arms
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J) Heart - in general area of left breast nipple, non-penetrating force
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can cause hemorrahage and often rupture
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K) Arm
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1. Shoulder - trauma causing dislocation, severe pain or fracture
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2. Elbow - trauma causing severe pain, fracture, dislocation, internal
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bleeding
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3. Wrist and Hand - trauma causing severe pain, fracture, dislocation,
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rupture of blood vessels
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II. Middle Position
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Diaphragm to groin, Diaphragm being the floor of the chest cavity
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A) Stomach - hemorrahage and extreme pain
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B) Solar Plexus - great network of nerves location of dorsal aspect of
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stomach (the front part). Gives off nervous control to all abdominal
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organs. Trauma causes slow death.
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C) Liver - located under right portion of Diaphragm, trauma causes severe
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pain and possible hemorrhage and death.
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D) Kidneys - located on back of the abdomen, severe pain, severe
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hemorrhage causes death. Excellent target when side stepping to opponent's
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side.
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E) Small Intestine - it can be contracted around the belly button, causes
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severe pain and possible rupture
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F) Large Intestine - in lower abdomen, can rupture, causes severe pain
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G) Lumbar Area - Arch of lower back, trauma results in severe pain,
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possible fracture, permanent paralysis to the legs and pee-pee (dick)
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III. Lower Position
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groin to lower extremities (legs)
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A) Bladder - below belly button and above groin, trauma causes possible
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rupture (all urine spills out into the opponents body)
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B) Inguinal Rings - to either side of the groin, trauma causes severe pain
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and possible herniation (he can't stand straight for about a decade)
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C) Pubic Symphysis - pubic bone in groin area; directly in the middle,
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trauma causing fracture (nothing else, he won't die contrary to popular
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opinion)
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D) Testicles & Scrotum (If they have any) - pouch containing the testes
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- extremely sensitive - trauma causing severe pain, hemorrhage
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E) Sacrum - bony extension located on both sides of buttocks, trauma
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causing severe pain and fracture
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F) Coccyx - tailbone, trauma causing severe pain and possible fracture
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G) Leg
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1. Hip Joint - prominent on top and side of leg, trauma causing pain and
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possible fracture
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2. Inner Thigh - upper and inner part of leg, trauma causing rupture of
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the large femoral blood vessels
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3. Knee
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a. Front - trauma causing severe pain, dislocation and possible fracture
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b. Back - trauma causing tearing of ligaments and popliteal blood
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vessels
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4. Anterior Tibial - shin bone, trauma causing severe pain (in most
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cases, some people can't feel that) and possible fracture (everyone feels
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that)
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5. Anterior - instep, trauma causing fracture and severe pain
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6. Posterior - back of heel, trauma causing pain and fractrure or tearing
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of the achilles tendon (making it difficult to walk)
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Well friends, there it is. You can easily make a body chart on the wall or
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just mark up your sister or what-have-you. I present this for self defense
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use only, however, if you get into the case where someone needs his block
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knocked off, go for it...
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Night Crawler
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A.O.A. Radio productions
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+ +
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+ Fighting skills II by Night Crawler +
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+ Confrontations +
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Hello! Welcome back to the world of reality! This article in the series
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deals with ... Confrontations ...
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What is a Confrontation?
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A confrontation is the first thing before a fight, or it may start a fight.
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When you meet somebody, that is not a confrontation. Usually you won't want
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to fight him (you wouldn't walk down the street and start with everyone you
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see would you?) so if you dont know him, you walk past and don't even look
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at him. If you know them, you might look and nod. If you want to fight you
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may snarl and swear and huff and puff until your chinny chin chin hairs
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stick up. That is a confrontation.
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Confrontations happen most often in school, and almost as often in bars.
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When two people are drunk, they may start a fight without intending to...
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That's why you commonly see two best friends biffin' it out, or more often
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two strangers who've never seen each other.
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A confrontation in a bar occurs most often because the other guy (we'll
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refer to him as asshole, they almost always are) gets close and says
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something that you can't back down out of without losing face. He might say
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"Hey this guy has a slimey dick" which you wittingly reply "Hey! He just
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stuck his hand down my pants! Ack!" as loud as possible. Asshole doesn't
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have time to back down out of this so he throws a punch at you. so on...
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If you want to avoid a confrontation in a bar, just get a lounge and watch
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asshole #1 fight asshole #2 (which incidently, the best way to learn how to
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fight is to watch others and think about their mistakes), or if you have to
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sit at the bar, mind your own business, and if someone comes up to you and
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says something about your mom's gray pubic hair, you should say "I know..."
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and leave, and don't come back (who wants someone who says his mom's pussy
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really is gray?)
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The most important part of a confrontation is identifying when one is
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going on. You should be suspicious if you tell the asshole next to you that
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you pumped his girlfriend and he smiles while his hand is on an empty beer
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bottle...He's probably waiting for you to turn around which then he will
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follow up by smashing bottle #1 into your face...
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Another thing to be suspicious of is if you see the same strange people
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crowding you all night and they're all looking at you with beady eyes...
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Well, you can figure it out...
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So what I'm trying to explain to you is that a confrontation usually ends
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up in a fight, and also a confrontation is very hard to back down out of.
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Identifying a possible confrontation is the best way to get out of a fight
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(or better yet to get in to one).
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'til next time
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NC
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(I'm pumping your girlfriend, asshole)
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