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//=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-//
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//- Guerilla Warfare -//
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//= and its uses in todays =//
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//- S O C I E T Y -//
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<<<<<<<<>>>>>>><<<<<<<>>>>>> (all the Wyverns Den <<<<<<<<>>>>>>><<<<<<>>>>>>
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 904-686-4957 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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Written by: Robin Hood
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Thanx to: Mental Mortician
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Special tanx to: Nobody!
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Guerilla:(Websters dictionary) A member of a band of irregular troops taking
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part in independant warfare.
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Today many people turn away from guerilla warfare,blaming most of the worlds
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problems on it. Terrorism, hijacking, and petty wars are all associated with
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this unique form of war tactics,but here we have arrangeds the stereotyping of
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the well trained militia to suit our needs...and yours. We have discovered that
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the same tactics and techniques apply to great fun, with some unique twists.
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Here we have arranged conventional Guerilla techniques to suit your limited
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supplies and economy.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ you will need...
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(Camouflage)
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dark clothing (camies if you wish)
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dark soft soled shoes (with good traction)
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a dark canvas or denim bag (or any prefibly dark sturdy bag)
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a mask (optional)
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a pair of gloves (this is nessacary for some of the feats)
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(Utensils)
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strong rope (about 10-15 feet)
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fishing line (10 feet or so;5-10 pound test is best)
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wire cutters and/or pliers (both would be nice)
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combination or padlock locks (as many as you want)
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some old newspapers (in very good shape)
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hair spray or most any aerosal
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camera with flash
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film
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flashlight
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matches
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lighter
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a few cigarettes
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a role of movie type tickets
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posterboard and pictures of your favorite cars
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gas (bottles of this are easiest to carry)
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small can of vaseline (not for any bad habits!)
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tacks,jack,or crushed glass (preferalby a box of taxs)
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food cloring
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water
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crazy glue
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a clump of wax (in your favourite color)
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a spool of thread
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(Weapons)
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a small sharp pocket knife (an old one should be used)
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and onion
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a bottle of coke (and a bottle opener)
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a roman candle
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10 ballons
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6 eggs
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bottle rockets
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a few smoke bombs
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and of course a pack or two of fire crakcers
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These are but a few of the many items you can use.With imagination and
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practice you can invent new and better ideas. We suggest doing this with a
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friend,or at least having one on hand in case help is needed (they also make
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good alibies) Once you have gathered all or most of these items you're ready to
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plague war on your nieghbor.
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(Starting out) Most of these feats are best executed during nighttime...thats
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what the dark clothing is for right? Some of the tricks can and must be
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performed in the early morning, and some can be done in the daytime (as long as
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you-know-who isn't around) Begin by filling your bag full of it's goodies and
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get dressed in your dark clothing. On a dark quiet night,slip out your window
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into the neighborhood, pick the desired neighbor and his/her house and begin
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your independant war...
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(Warnings) Ok,your outside of the culpricks house and your wondering what to
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do.So we'll tell you what to do...First of all, do you want to give him a
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warning and then get really big? If so then keep reading, if not then skip this
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section and goto the next s Replacing Mr.Neighbors new newspapers with the old
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ones in good shape would keep him guessing at whats going on in the world. You
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can of course get a little bit more drastic by taking your clump of wax and
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melting it all over his doorstep. This is best acclomplished by using your
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lighter and aerosal can. Light your lighter and hold it about 1 to 2 feet away
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from your ae Make sure the wax gets everywhere and it melts real good, and I
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guarrentee, that when Mr.Nieghbor comes home, he's gonna throw a fit, in fact if
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you look closely you may see steam rising up from his ears. Heres where you use
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your camera...from a safe dist Another effective warning would be taking
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Mrs.Neighbors undies and bras and littering the street with them...or run them
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up the nearest flag pole, but don't forget to put her name on them...so they can
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be returned.
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