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The Urban Terrorist Philes
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Brought to you by:
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The Urban Terrorist!
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(Duhhhh...)
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Welcome to this series of NEW files That I'm gonna be typing in. These are all
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REAL and true expirences that I have seen or done. The information will be
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accurate to the best of my knowledge and that of technology at the time of the
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creation of each of these files...
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Now then... on to the fun! Hopefully, these files will teach some necessary
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survival instincts that will tip the odds of life into your favor. Pardon any
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type-o's.....
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FOOD IN THE JUNGLE (Concrete that is....)
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This is the #1 reason anarchist seems to fail when on their own: NO FOOD OR
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MONEY!!!! This section should help you out...
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Have you ever been inside of a mini-cafeteria and seen all those lovely
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vending machines with all that great junkfood? Ever get real hungry looking at
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all the food, but reach in your pocket and find only nickel and 3 pennies?
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Well, this should help you out.
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The maching to look for are the ones that have the little sliding doors.
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You push the button till what you want is lined up with the door, then you put
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in your $2,50 for a 5oz. apple drink and you slide the door- instant service
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at an inflated price! Reagan in the past 8 years worked to get the enflation
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level down and by golly, you shouldn't let some pig headed liberal rip you off!
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What you do is find one of the doors that will still open (ya, after you
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get the food out you can still open the door until you hit the rotate button).
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Anyway, when (and IF) you find one that opens, you're in luck! Ya see, you
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can't open the door and hit the button, the thing will click and clank at you
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telling you the a door is open! Well, there's this switch that tells the thing
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to turn. What happens when you close the door and hit the button is that you
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are advancing the carosel far enough to get the switch to trip and give you the
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next selection!
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AH HA!!! We have a LOOPHOLE IN THE SYSTEM!!
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What you have to do is stick your hand into the chamber and push REAL hard
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in the direction that it rotates. If you get it pushed far enough, the switch
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will trip and you now have food! So what if it wasn't twinkees, you got it for
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FREE!!!
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I scored 3 $1.50 pizza's one night several pudding tubs, hot dogs,
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burritos, the works!
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The beauty of it is, even if they tighten up the carosel, you can still
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turn it if you push hard enough....
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REMEMBER- Never go hungry!
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Welp, that bring the first phile to an end, hope this helps you out.
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Watch out for the State Safty NAZI's! Anarchy forever....
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The Urban Terrorist
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Founder of Sonoma County Creative Anarchist Assc.
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