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<EFBFBD> ANOTHER BULLSHIT FILE OF TOTAL IRRELEVANCE<EFBFBD> FROM THE LIBRARY OF<EFBFBD><EFBFBD> {{ REPOMAN }} <EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>/_<>_\/_ Getting others to Commit Suicide_\/_Well, lately, there has been many Suicides lately. A littlewhile ago, here inbeautiful NJ, 4 teenagers said their last rites and startedthe car up in thegarage. This brought a smile to my face, you see, the morepeople dead,the better off you are in the game of life. When peopleour age die, thatmeans the rest of us have a better chance of getting intothe college we want,cause there is less of them to compeate with. There aremore jobs to have, andmaybe you might find one you like. There is more food andother materialproducts, and this keeps the price of everything down. Itsjust better forthe whole society. Who cares about the mourning family,they'll get over it,as you know who says "another day, another death"... Deathis a fact of lifefor everyone, and the more dead, the better.HOW YOU CAN HELP:-----------------Find somebody that looks (as follows) like this:-Real Ugly, someone who needs to be put out of misery, andso we don't have tolook at them-Real Quiet, these people usally have something wrongupstairs, they can't dealwith other people, they are no good to you anyway.-Real Stupid, everybody knows someone like this, like IQ of98, someone who canbe pursuaded easily into the act.-Someone with parents that prod them, like high pressureparents, who tellthier kids to do well in everything or die...(this is the good one)-Somebody who has tried committing suicide before, causethey are fucked upallready and they are the easist to convince.CONVINCING THEM:----------------Ok, find one of the above and try the first tactic, totalharassment. Just ragand rag and rag and rag on them, tell them their mothersucks black cock inhell, send letters saying that they are illegitimate, sayingthat they aredrafted into the Marines.. Call them up and tell her momthat she doesCrack and she's pregnant. Get a guy that looks like a totalscumbag bikerwith chains and shit and tell her mom that he's ready topick her up fortheir orgy. Or if its a guy tell him 'yo maun, i got destuff, wheres demoney??"... Just make their total life hell.ORBefriend them, get real close to them, tell them you lovethem, you want tobe with them forever (in hell). Get close to the parentsto, act real nice,kiss some ass, be a real goody 2 shoes, feel like part ofthe family.Then make up some crisis you supposedly had at home, saythat your dad isgonna kick you outa the house if (you dont cut thathair)...sorry...you dont get a job and pay for everythingyou use. Say that he grounded your for 5732 days and youcan't go anywhere.Then lie to the other kid's parents and tell them somethinglike your(son) daughter's is hooked on drugs and get her in trouble.Then atnight tell the other party to meet you somewhere, like on abridge, anywherethat you can die easily. Then make her feel like shit andask (demand) herto go in a suicide jump together, go 1-2-3, she jumps youstay where youare and laugh.PACTS:------Suicide Pacts are the best way to get rid of alot of peopleat once. Pactsusally consist of 2 to 6 people, (unlike my good friend JimJones who wiped outover 300 with poisoned Kool-Aid), and are usally done in apainless way.Try to find a bunch of depressed people and tell them tojoin your littlegroup that meets twice a week to 'talk' about everyonesproblems.Bullshit with them for a week or two, show a few other waysout of depression(which should'nt work) then tell them (strongly) about aeasy way out,convince them into a SUICIDE PACT. Probability is that if 2or 3 agree withit, the whole group will do it, and that's just dandy!.PRE-ACT TACTICS:----------------Now since this person is never going to be around any more,and if you sayyou are going with them, tell the other party to give youall their belongingsso you can 'give it to charity, someone who really needsit'. Of course allthe goods go to bank account and some good blow.Also, if you play
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