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3.4 KiB
Groff
77 lines
3.4 KiB
Groff
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* |---------------------How to steal a Car.
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First you need to get into the car. The easiest and fastest way is
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to use a device that all the towing companies use in case you locked
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your keys in your car. Well here is the design for it. Make it out
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of sheet metal or just use a metal ruler about an inch by 2 feet and
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make it as close as you can to the diagram.
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Once you have contructed this thing, stick it into the side of the door
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(between the window and the door) and feel for a pin inside. Once you
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have found it, push down slowly and the pull up fast and it should work.
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It make take some practice, but you will get it eventually.
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Yes, we have all the seen the movies and how those bad guys can easily
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duck under the dashboard and two seconds later have the car started. Is
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this possible? Yes it is, just it takes quite a bit of practice to
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get as good as they.
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Each car has it's own wiring system, so each car is different and you
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should know the car's wiring system before you try to hot-wire. You
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can get car manuals which show the whole wiring system. You should be
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looking for two wires that have some connection with the ignition switch.
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t(Usually on older cars they are two red ones. These are the ones to cross
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over. It make take some looking to find these wires, and you might need
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to experiment on the car, which may cause some damage if you cross over
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two wrong wires and short out the electrical system.
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If you totally questioned about where to start under the dashboard, then go
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for the ignition and cross all the wires that have to do with that. Eventually
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you will get a pair of wires that will start the car. What you are basically
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doing is trying to bypass the ignition switch. The easiest cars to
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hot-wire are the older ones, but they are not worth as much.
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What to do next after you got it started? Jam the fuck out of there and
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take it to a safe place, usually your garage (but make sure it's off the streets
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and that no one can see it and identify it). Next, you need take off the
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license plates, then remove all registration numbers. The main one is on
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the dash. There are usually some in the truck (along the sides and bottom) and
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sometimes on the sides of doors. You basically need to take apart the car and
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search for anything that can link the car to someone (names, papers, etc).
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After you have remove all traces of it being a stolen car, you need to get
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new plates and have it registered in case you get pulled over by the cops
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and they ask for registration. I won't go into detail as to how to get a
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car registered, because they are lengthy and there are several of them.
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Generally you need to outsmart the DMV, or confuse them at least.
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Having it registered and new plates you can have it painted and re-done
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inside. This is only in case the previous owner sees the car in some
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parking lot while you are shopping and can identify it by dents or scratches
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only known to him. (Then you be in a lot of trouble).
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But remember, grand theft auto is a felony (but the law only exists when
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you get caught).
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L8r $%.
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