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| Fun! with Spray Paint |
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| by /\/oo\/\ Count Nibble /\/oo\/\ |
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| July 31, 1985 |
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| A "Nibble's Own" Textfile -- (C) 1985 by Count Nibble -- Spread it around! |
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Despite the fact that spray painting is looked down upon for anarachic purposes
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by so-called "Elite Anarchists" like The Neon Knights, when all is said and
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done it is one of the most simple, most enjoyable, and least expensive
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activities you can spend your evenings doing. What follows are a few
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suggestions that you can use to bring spray paint beyond the pale of ordinary
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vandalism.
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Above all, the way to get the most enjoyment out of your paint can is to plan
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your painting beforehand. This gives the activity an air of conspiracy that
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will make it more interesting. Check out your target the day before. Will the
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paint be visible to the world once the sun rises? Is it in an optimum position
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to humiliate your "mark", if you have one? What color paint would show up best
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on the surface you are painting (a hard decision to make in the middle of the
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night)? All these decisions have a bearing on how effective the painting will
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be.
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When making a decision about who to hit and how to hit them, be creative! Try
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to pick a slogan that will get the random person on the street to consider your
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work funny, as opposed to just the work of another vandal. For example:
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"MCDONALD'S SUCKS" scrawled on the wall next to the drive-up lane of your local
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Mickey D's just can't match "Eating The Food Here Is Comparable To Having
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Oral-Anal Sex With A Dead Goat" carefully printed in white Krylon
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(quick-drying, and contrasting nicely with the dark red brick of most McD's).
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Those with a more twisted sense of humor might try the oldie-but-goodie "Only
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21 Killed!" under the word "McDonald's" on the building's side.
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Or, if you don't feel like being funny, invent a conspiracy! The sudden
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appearance of pentagrams (in red paint!) on the doors of several local Baptist
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churches will create a furor you would not believe -- especially if you manage
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to do it correctly: No 666, No Heavy Metal references, No blasphemies, just
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pentagrams on the doors. If you do the "666" and Metal references, they'll
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write it off to a bunch of Metal-crazed kids and have a sermon the next Sunday
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about the evils of popular music. But Satanic symbols carefully copied from
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the Necronomicon (which is available in the Occult section of any good
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paperback bookstore), will make many preachers go absolutely bugfuck. Other
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interesting options include "Lesbians against Porn" on porno bookshops *and*
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the windows of newsstands that carry Playboy, Penthouse, et. al. . . . hispanic
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slogans ("La Raza", etc.) on walls in lily-white areas of town . . . defacing a
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school with slogans of their cross-town rivals . . . then sit back and watch
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the fur fly! Keep it believable and you'll have much more success.
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If you like, pick a name at random out of the phone book and paint "[Joe
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Random] Fucks Goats" in a few prominent places near his home. He'll spend a
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lot of time wondering who hates him. The same result would stem from a
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carefully-painted black "X" on his door. Nobody else's . . . just his. Go
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around to the side of his house and Krylon over the readouts on the electric,
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gas, and water meters -- Public Service will come down on him with both
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hob-nailed boots. Find his bedroom window and black out all the panes -- when
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the alarm goes off and his room is still dark, he'll go back to sleep and be
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late for work!
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A few more ideas: the overnight appearance of "Off The Pigs" on walls all over
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town (enlist your friends!) will make your local constabulary a bit more itchy
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to beat someone's head in, so don't get caught painting that one! Drive slowly
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down the street with your friend hanging out the window, painting lines on the
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cars as you pass by. Or find a dark neighborhood and black out a few license
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plates.
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In all, there are no limits to the fun you can have with a can of spray paint.
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Go out there and Psssssss somebody off! (ahrg)
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/\/oo\/\ /\/oo\/\ /\/oo\/\ /\/oo\/\ /\/oo\/\ /\/oo\/\ /\/oo\/\ /\/oo\/\
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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