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| Lot's of Fun Thingz to do |
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| at School when you want to piss people off! |
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| Writer: Walkon Editor: Leviathan |
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These fun-filled things work best if you happen to have alot of deralict
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friends, as I do... your first day of school you should bring the
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following items, to insure a prosperous school year:
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1) fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
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2) 3 tubes of super glue (krazy glue)
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3) pennies (about $1.00 worth)
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4) baloons (small sized for convieniance)
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5) mirror (small hand held)
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6) liquid soap
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7) lighter, (matches as alternate)
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8) firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)
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9) screwdrivers and other tools (small)
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10) small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)
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11) wire (10-20 ft)
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12) tape recorder mic. (battery operated pref.)
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13) ziplock baggies
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14) half of an orange
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15) ligth bulb (75 watts and over are great)
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This will do for now... some of the cool things to do are,
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take the pennies and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch
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the custodians try to get 'em off). This also looks good with
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silver dollars glued to the fire alarm (so it goes off when the
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custodian attempts to remove the coin) and to a door some place
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(principals preferably).
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Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson
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burner (in chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the
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hall, i will guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up...
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while your using the bunson burner, fill your little squeeze bottle
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with gas, then cap it tight and put it in your pocket... later,
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take a firecracker, and glue it to the bottle, use a cigarette as
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a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom, and get to class
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fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...
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While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door,
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and when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he
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gets a nice little surprise...
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Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker,
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when no one is in the room, take off the speaker cover on the pa
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system, and hook 2 wires from it, to your mic. (then into your
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locker) this is good for getting your friends out of classes...
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just ask for them... (use your tools for that one, and try to be
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neat about it)...
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Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your,
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uh..."friends" locker combanation.... after you get that, take that
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little baggie you got, and put the orange in it... let it sit for
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a week or four, then open the baggie, and place it in your friends
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locker... I can guarentee he/she will love it!
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Another thing that is fun to do, is, take a penny, and glue
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it over the key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes
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out, thus he has to truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless
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you rent him your screw driver to pry the penny off)
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Ballons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the
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gas that you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the
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baloon tight, and drop it out the window to the burn outs below,
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you know, the ones that are always smoking, they love to pop
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baloons with light cigaretts, get the picture? good...
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Those fountain pens are cool, because if you make a slight
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jerking motion with your hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or
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person, what everyour aiming at) it is a good idea not to let the
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teachers know you have one of those, it makes it too easy to find
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out who did it when theres ink all over the principals face... (or
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on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)
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Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns
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everybody into a ice skating star, (works especially well when
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people come in from the rain)... if your school is anything like
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the one I goto, people never flush the toiletts, a little liquid
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soap in here makes for a nice surprise, I mean, what happens when
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the soap is not flushed out of the toilet, and the suds aren't
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flushed out either? the janitors have a really good time trying to
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figure out that one... (glue a quarter in one of the urinals,
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always a winner)... turn off the water under the sinks too...
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getting back to the soap, it is also good on the hand railings in
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hallways and on steps, if you mix perfume with it, some poor grub
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has to have that stench on him all day.
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I shall go into more depth at a later date, so look for a
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new volume coming to a bbs near you... this was: how to have fun
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at school part 1, (by: walkon) part 2 will be written as soon as
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i have some more time.
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---===>>> walkon <<<===---
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------ sysop: temple of the un-dead
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201 - 575 - 4010
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