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* School Stoppers Vol. 2 #'s 21-40 *
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* Written by: *
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* Cosmic(*)Charlie *
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* & *
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* (*>The Doctor<*) *
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21. Throw out the teacher and decide for yourselves what, how, why you want
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to learn. Spread the action to other classes and other schools, this happened
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in Paris back in 1968.
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22. Have gigantic coughing and sneezing fits in class or in assemblies.
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23. Find out your teacher's and principal's addresses and go there at night
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and spray anti-school slogans on their walls.
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24. Rub glue, lipstick, vasiline, or shit on the doorknobs of the officies of
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the headmasters, principals, or on theteachers toilets.
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25. Pick up some dog training liquid at a pet store (it smells like
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concentrated piss) and if you can't figure out what to do with that then
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shouldn't be reading this.
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26. Intercept the teacher's mail. Pass around, copy anything confidential or
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interesting.
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27. Impersonate angry parents phoning up the school. Try complaining that a
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nasty teacher has been having sex with little Johnny.
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28. Don't go to school. Sick notes are no problem to copy. Think of better
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ways to spend your time.
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29. Make a super stink bomb out of hydrogen-sulfide and put it in the school's
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ventalation system. This has cleared schools for days.
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30. If your school has suspended ceilings (that is ceilings composed of
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rectangles or squares that can be pushed up) you can put dead fish or anything
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else above them. Or try dead fish in a disused locker and glue up the lock.
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31. When you get the staff totally neurotic and parannoyed, put out notes and
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hints that "Tuesday is the day."
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32. With a new teacher change names in roll call, so that he/she can never
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figure out who everyone is.
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33. Get your school library a subscription to any underground/anarchist/sex
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oriented newspaper and insist that they make it availible to pupils.
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34. Get school note paper and type out letters to teachers fireing or
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suspending them. Soon they won't know what to believe.
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35. Do some revolutionary wall spraing. Recipe.. Spray cans or paint and
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brush, look out, a little imagination and courage. Write your favorite slogan
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on walls, billboards, blackboards, floors, etc. A stencil is nice though it
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limits size. Best where gloves or you will get tell-tale paint on your hands.
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36. Copy and hand out a sheet with the names and house phone numbers of
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teachers on it. Now people can ring up anytime if punishments don't stop. Say
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3a.m. for instance, say you're the mafia or keep sending police, plumbers,
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coffins, etc. to their
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house.
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37. Get hold of a film to be shown at school, and splice in bits of your own
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making, then return it unnoticed. Wizard wheezes for technical wizards, like
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bugging the teachers toilets and hooking up the results to the school
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loudspeaker system.
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38. Clog up all drains with clay, paper, etc., then flush all toilets and turn
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on all taps. Instant swimming pool.
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39. Stick up anonymous posters around the school.
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40. Always carry an awl (available at any hardware store) or sharpined
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screwdrivers. Puncture teachers tires by pushing through the sidewall (it goes
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through eaisly) while pretending to tie your shoelace. Practice at night on the
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tires of any rich
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car. Do at least two tires so that the spare doesn't help. For real nasties
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and cops, army, and polititians, add sugar and/or sand to the gas tank. The
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claw of a hammer will remove most locked gas caps, or use your awl and hammer,
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tap a hole in t he gas tank, light and run.
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Written by:
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(*>The Doctor<*)
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