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98 lines
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{*} ______________________________ {*}
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{*} / \ {*}
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{*} / Construction Site Fun \ {*}
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{*} / \ {*}
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{*} | Written By : | {*}
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{*} | The Kracker & | {*}
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{*} \ The Trash Can Man / {*}
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{*} \ / {*}
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{*} \________________________________/ {*}
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Welcome to Construction Site Fun. Here you will learn how to vandalize
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your most "FAVORITE" construction site. Any of these bastards ever wake you up
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at 5:00 in the morning just to dig a hole or move dirt,well not anymore,becaus
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e they won't have any equipment left to do their work.
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##########################
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# Truck Fun...... #
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This is probably the funest part of the job.Bring all your bare
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neccessities for this one :
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Gloves (no fingerprints!)
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Magic Markers
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Krazy Glue
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pasta or spaggetti
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sugar
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sharp knife
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plenty of tape and spray paint
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Ok now get to work......
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First off glue every fucking lock shut on the truck with the krazy glue.The sa
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me with any hinges on the door.You don't want these little pricks getting in
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their trucks to disturb you at 5am. Also krazy glue the gas cap shut so they
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can't get any gas in their trucks.Next bash the windows in on the truck.For
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this you might wanna bring a brick or lead pipe.Once you have done this,crawl
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inside and bring you knife and cut open the seats.Take all the stuffing out so
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they will have to sit on metal seats with it nice little fuckin' springs.
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Then destroy the dash and anything else left in the truck(again you might
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wanna bring your brick or lead pipe to do the job).Then climb out and get your
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markers and spray paint ready.Now what you will do is sign it.I suggest you
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put something on it like ISLAMIC JAHAD or some nice little Arab flags all over
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the place.The sign a name to it like ABU-NIDDAL or AHMAD-JOHOVA-HABAL or any
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other catchy name (if you want sign it as : JESUS WAS HERE,scare the shit out
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of 'em,eh?).When you sign the name use your opposite writting hand and make it
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really sloppy,just like those fucking pig Arabs....
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You can also glue the spaggetti all over the truck for an added effect.A liite
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sauce might also flavor it up.
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A liitle added note: take the sugar and put it in the gas tank before you glue
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it shut......
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# Trailer Fun...... #
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Now on to the trailer where they do all of their work and shit.First,get
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out your krazy glue again and glue down anything that moves.Then take out
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your knife again and cut down any wires connecting to their trailer,you DON'T
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wanna give 'em power to do work.Then take your brick or lead pipe and bust
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just ONE window,and leave the implement that you did it with in the trailer,
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i'm sure it'll shake 'em up a little.Then with the remaining windows write
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nice little words on them,put 'em on backwards so they'll see it from inside.
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Finally,take your marker once more and sign it just like the truck.But this
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time,draw a giant Arab flag stretching across the whole trailer,and you might
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also wanna draw a giant DICK on it to.....
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#########################
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# Various Fun......... #
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This is the shit you do on your way out of the site.Take any loads of hay
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you see and throw it all over.If there is any wire holding it together then
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cut it and break up all the hay and throw it any place you see fit.If you
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really wanna destroy them light they hey on fire.It will attract all of the
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local loers and druggies from all around.If they start to come in by the dozen
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s then krazy glue the markers and krazy glue container to their hands and call
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the cops,this way they will be caught red handed.
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On your way out you may also wanna glue rocks on grass to any trucks or
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trailers sitting around.It would be pretty funny to see a rock glued to the
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hood of one of their trucks,might look like a hood ornament 'eh?
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You also fill up any holes they might have dug out too.....
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Well that's it for now but soon :
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Construction Site Fun II,
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The Finished Housing Development!
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Also : Implements Of Torchure Vol.1
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Krazy Glue Kapers Vol.1
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All implements of destruction here performed,tested and written by :
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The Kracker
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The Trash Can Man
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Be back with MoRe DeStRuCtIoN................
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