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Department Store Fun reprinted from TAP Magazine.
Presented by The Whitepaladin
From Dr. Roberts
Agent 81.
Many of the department stores in my area use a large plastic device stapled to
the clothing as a security precaution. Several years ago, an adventurous friend
of mine got ahold of one of thes somehow, and we took it apart. Inside was a
heavy paper strip laminated to aluminum foil (?). As I recall, this paper strip
was about half an inch wide and 3-1/2 inches long. When this device got close
to a pillar or column at the exits of a store, an alarm would sound.
My friend put this paper in his wallet, and we had a lot of fun wandering in
and out of various stores at a local shopping center. We would enter when a
group of people would enter, or exit with several other shoppers all together..
When we entered a local Sears in the shopping center in the main corrider of the
indoor mall, a loud bell rang. A family with kids was just leaving. The
nearest clerk ran out the entrance to look at everyone standing around. A plain
clothes security guy appeared out of nowhere. Everyone had a good time. The
next store we went in was also packed with people and the manager (?) got
paranoid when the alarm went off. If you move about discreetly and don't wear a
jacket or coat, you can liven up the busiest of stores. But don't go into an
empty store with one of these in your wallet. That's a no-no.
Could you please secure a quantity of these paper strips and send them out
with your next issue? Or offer them for sale? They can be great fun,
especially in a Xmax shopping mob. The one we had came unlaminated and wouldn't
work any more. This might be a great money maker for TAP. You may even want to
devote an entire issue to this neat gadget. These strips could be left inside
candy wrappers and in the bottem of a coke cup and placed near these detector
columns or pillars. Put one in a plant near a pillar. The uses and fun could
be endless. A good senior class project would be to freak out every alarm in
every store so equiped, at 2 PM some Saturday afternoon when the mall is really
packed.
Please have your security committee go to work on getting a couple million of
these things so that everyone can have several. It's more fun than going to the
movies.
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