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<20> A REALITY CHECK ON ANARCHY <20>
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<20> HOW TO BE AN ANARCHIST & STILL AVOID <20>
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<20> A PRISON TERM <20>
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<20> *** PART II *** <20>
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<20> FROM THE DESK OF: <20>
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<20> ** MIDNIGHT RIDER ** <20>
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* Find me at: *
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* Kaos BBS (xxx) xxx-9561 *
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* Alternative BBS (xxx)xxx-6504 *
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** Disclaimer/Note; Use this information in conjunction with
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(rather than in spite of) your common sense. I am not and will
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not advocate any activity which is clearly illegal. The way of
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the true Anarchist is to use the law to his advantage. Know the
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loopholes and know your limits. At the very least, always
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remember this; You can do ANYTHING that you want, as long as
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you're willing to accept ALL possible consequences (good or bad).
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If you don't understand that philosophy, you needn't read
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further.
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INTRO - RECAP & EXPANSION
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This is the second in a series. If you have not read the
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first part (AREALITY.TXT), stop now and read that first! If you
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have read Part I and you are still here, you have obviously
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decided that you are an "Outsider". If you're still not sure,
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I'll give you a hint; If your main interests are collecting
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PhiLeZ and wAreZ and you like hanging out with KeWl d000dz, you
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are probably in the wrong place. I think *most* (if not all)
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people go through a period of feeling like an outsider. If you
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truly belong in this group, you have felt like an outsider ALL of
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your life. My goal in writing these articles is to share my
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knowledge with you. In doing so, I will hopefully accomplish two
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things; 1) I will help you to avoid having to go through some
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of the lessons I've learned on my way to getting where I am.
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and 2) I will attract the attention of others who are like me
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and they will then share their knowledge with me, thus I may
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avoid some harsh lessons not yet encountered.
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In Part I, I talked, in general terms, about how I (and
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people like me) think and I started to discuss some of the
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methods one might employ in living outside of societal norms and
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law. The final chapter discussed the importance of maintaining a
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good "network", so I'll start there.
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PART I - WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS NETWORK THING?
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OK, so you now understand what a network is, but you're not
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sure how to develop it or use it. You have looked at your list of
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"friends" and identified the resources available through them.
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Now what do you do? For the most part, you do nothing until you
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need to access those resources. For right now, you need only do
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two things; 1) Cultivate the contacts you have. Few people will
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want to help you if you only call them when you need something.
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Maintain friendly contact with these people as frequently as
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possible. Buy them lunch. Do things for them and they will want
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to do things for you. 2) Determine where your network is lacking
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and assess your ability to eliminate these weak areas.
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Admittedly, this could prove to be rather difficult.
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There are two rather critical contacts that are worth a
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great deal of effort to establish, a lawyer and an accountant.
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Any lawyer will "represent" you for a fee. If you've ever had the
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displeasure of needing legal services, you soon realize that some
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lawyers graduated at the bottom of their class! Paying for legal
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representation does not guarantee any level of quality. There
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will also be times when you only need legal advice. Your best bet
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all around is to have a "friend" who also happens to be a decent
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lawyer. An accountant is almost as critical to you. Accountants
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know all the tricks for keeping what money you have, and creating
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new money sources. It would be extremely costly to seek the
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advice of an accountant on a regular basis, having one as a
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"friend" allows you to bring up your questions in friendly (and
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free) conversations.
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With any luck, you already know these people, maybe a
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relative or neighbor. If you don't, it can be difficult to
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establish yourself in such circles as these types of people might
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associate. It's always worth the effort to do anything possible
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to get connected with the right people.
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PART II - LIVING DAY TO DAY
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As an "outsider", your main purpose in life is not Anarchy
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in it's most literal sense. Your use of Anarchist belief and
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technique is but a means by which you can live amongst those that
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are lesser than you. On a day to day basis, you have little need
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for anything that even borders on criminal activity. When the
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need for explosives or revenge tactics does arise, there are a
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million files available in any Anarchy section of your favorite
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BBS. What people *don't* tell you is all the insider tips, tricks
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and secrets you can use in every day living. There's a good
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reason for this. Most of these methods exist because of loopholes
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in existing law and policy, if they are employed by too many
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people, they will become obvious and, shortly thereafter, closed
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(I will share some of these tips with you later). The other key
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to living as an outsider is something I'll label "personality
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magic" (hereafter referred to as PM). PM is simply your ability
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to control yourself, your life and (to some degree) the people
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and events around you. Once you master PM, almost everything in
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your life seems much easier.
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PART III - PERSONALITY MAGIC
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There is no such thing as "personality magic". It is just a
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term I have chosen to use for the purposes of this article. It
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allows me to offer you a basis of reference for some of the ideas
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and concepts I am discussing. PM is almost a religion. Once you
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understand it completely, it will change the way you look at
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almost everything around you. As it is almost an entire way of
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life, it would be impossible for me to explain every component to
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you. I will try to hit on the key points and, hopefully, give you
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enough basis for your own expansion. Every component of PM logic
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is nearly as crucial at the next, so, these are not presented in
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any order of importance.
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KNOW YOURSELF! - Sounds easy enough, doesn't it? In
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reality, few people are honest enough to know
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themselves. You must understand and admit to ALL of
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your strengths and weaknesses! Amazingly, people find
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it as difficult to admit they are good at something as
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to admit they're bad at something. Spend time alone,
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evaluating and assessing yourself. Go off into the
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woods or somewhere where you know you won't be
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bothered. You can start with a simple list of "My good
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points/My bad points". Then, look at specific events in
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your life. What have you done good? What are your
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successes? WHY did you do them good? How could you have
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done better? What about the bad things in your life?
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The failures? Why where they bad? What did you do to
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contribute to you failures? (I don't really care for
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the term "failure" - In my mind, you only ever fail
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when you quit) What could you have done to change the
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bad things in your life? A good rule to follow here
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(always) is, Change what you can and don't worry about
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what you can't change. (worry *never* solved a
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problem!) Don't blame other people for your problems,
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they can only effect you as much as you let them.
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Accept responsibility for your own life! (and remember
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the rule from part I - You can do *whatever* you
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want... as long as you're willing to accept the
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consequences!) You should not ever "finish" this self
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evaluation. Do this regularly and BE HONEST! The most
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important thing is, Be the person YOU want to be (not
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what your parents, your girlfriend, your wife, your
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school, society, or anyone else would like you to be).
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KNOW PEOPLE! - I can't stress the importance of this
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one enough. Most people don't know how to read other
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people. Learn to shut up! You cannot learn anything
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about someone by flapping your jaw. Open your eyes and
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ears any time you are dealing with other people. Listen
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to what they say. Listen to what they mean! Watch their
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body language. Everybody has "buttons". Things that
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make them happy, sad, angry, etc. You can control the
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conversation (and the person) by knowing their buttons.
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It could be something you say or something you do.
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Knowing what someone's buttons are *always* gives you
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the edge. You don't have to be a psychology major to
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understand the basic principles of dealing with people.
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Use the law of psychological reciprocity to your
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advantage! Simply put, it means that people are
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compelled to treat you in the same manner you treat
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them. (i.e. if you scream and yell at someone, they
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feel compelled to scream and yell back). You can
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frequently totally disarm an angry adversary by being
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nice to him (or at least appearing to be nice). Another
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point is to realize that people expect and like
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conformity (and resist change). Use this to your
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advantage! You can steer people either by appearing to
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conform to their expectations, or, if you want to
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attract their attention, by doing something completely
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unexpected. Silence speaks louder than words! When you
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act or speak, it allows others to read YOU. It allows
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them to learn what YOUR buttons are (and thereby, they
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can then control you!). Silence forces people to draw
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their own conclusions based on little or no
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information. Most often, left to their own devices,
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people will imagine the worst case scenario. Use this
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to your advantage. I've read a lot of Revenge files.
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They all talk about how to mess with someone
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physically. Physical pain ends rather quickly. Mess
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with someone's mind, and they may never be the same
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again!
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CONTROL - Once you have gained a clear understanding of
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yourself and others, you can put PM to work for you.
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There are hundreds (thousands) of groups that claim to
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give you power, in one form or another. Christian
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religions rely on the power of prayer. Satanic
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practices (satanic worship, witchcraft, ouija boards,
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etc.) give you power through ritual. In reality, all
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any of these things give you is a reason to believe in
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yourself. Lighting candles or praying or dancing naked
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around a fire are only a means of focusing the energy
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and capabilities within yourself. In essence, they are
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all either "real" or they are all "fake". Any ritual
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that helps you to focus your mental abilities to the
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extent that they will influence the world around you is
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"real" - as long as it actually accomplishes this
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focus! Anything that promises to give you "power" from
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an external source (i.e. God, Satan, Lighting a magic
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candle, etc.) is fraud. If you are in a burning
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building, and you pray for some god to save you, you
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will burn and die. Your mind and will are very powerful
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tools, but, they will not cause action on their own.
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You cannot *make* things happen through sheer will, you
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can only influence, the rest is up to you. You have a
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mind AND a body, use them both.
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PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: What I'm talking about here
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pretty much boils down to Self-Confidence and Attitude.
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If you believe in yourself, everyone else will too.
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It's a proven fact that criminals look for easy
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targets, people who appear to lack confidence in
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themselves. If you *look* like a victim, you will be a
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victim (in some form or another). If your stature and
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attitude command respect, you will get respect. I'm not
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talking about macho, shooting off your mouth bullshit
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or "kicking someone's ass". Neither of those will gain
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you any respect (the latter will likely gain you a free
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tour of the local jail). Doing such things only serves
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to make you appear immature and lacking control. You
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needn't be a body builder to command respect. You need
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self-confidence, self-control, and attitude . Say
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what's on your mind, honestly and intelligently. If you
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disagree with someone, tell them! Then, tell them WHY
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you disagree. This person may be your boss or teacher
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or a cop. If you present your case logically, they will
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respect your honesty. They may not agree with you, but
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you will have earned a great deal of respect. Always
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know the facts. If you *ask* for a raise, you may or
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may not get it. Explain to your boss why you believe
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you are due a raise in a manner which allows no room
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for disagreement. I have found it best to ask as few
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questions as possible. If you ask someone a yes or no
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question, you are providing them the opportunity to
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make a decision. People hate to say "no". Don't make it
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easy for them! If you want a date, don't ask "Can I
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take you out for dinner some time?", Say "I was
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thinking we'd go out for Italian Friday night". You
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have to walk the border between arrogant and self-
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assured. If you push too hard, you push people away. if
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you don't push enough, they'll walk over YOU.
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CLOTHES - DRESS FOR SUCCESS! - It's been said that the
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clothes make the man. It's sad to think that we live in
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a world where a person is judged first on what he looks
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like. You won't likely do much to change that, but you
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CAN use it to your advantage. PM, charisma and attitude
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mean nothing if you don't get the chance to speak.
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Dress for the occasion! Wearing the wrong clothes at
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the wrong time might cost you an opportunity. An
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employer will not take you very seriously if you show
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up for an interview in torn jeans and a T-shirt. Then
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again, if you're involved in some "black market"
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dealings, a suit and tie might make you look like a
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Fed. First impressions count for a lot! Studies have
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proven that people make the biggest impact on others
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within the first 10 SECONDS of meeting them. Don't kid
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yourself into believing that a 17-year-old with long
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hair and blue jeans gets the same treatment from a cop
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as a businessman in a suit and tie.
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ADVICE & TAKING IT - Just a quick note on advice.
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Listen to everything people have to say. Even if you're
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sure they'll be wrong, they may offer some shred of
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information you don't have. Always consider the source.
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Don't take financial advice from a street bum! Anyone
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who claims to have answers should be able to apply them
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to their own life.
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This "Personality Magic" isn't something you'll learn overnight.
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Some people seem to have natural charisma, others need to work to
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develop it. The world will always have leaders and followers. Be
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one of the leaders! You can't accomplish much from the bottom of
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the pile!
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More than any insider secrets or any revenge tactics knowing
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yourself, knowing how to read people, and understanding
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psychology will be the keys to living your life in whatever
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manner you choose. Don't waste your time on ignorant assholes!
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PART IV - SOME TIPS (FINALLY!)
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I've been promising you some "white collar" tips and tricks.
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All of this information is available to the public through
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various sources. None of it, by itself, will have a major impact
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on your life. Living as an outsider means using everything at
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your disposal that will allow you to keep what is yours, get
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ahead, or just have the freedom to be what you are. Some of them
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may seem obvious (or dumb). If so, congratulations! You use
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common sense more than most people!
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1) If you buy something and it fails its intended purpose,
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COMPLAIN! It's amazing how many people will sit back
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and do nothing! Bring it back. Write a letter. Whatever
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it takes.
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2) Traffic tickets - Don't argue with a Cop! A.) State
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your case. If he got laid last night, he might give you
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a break. If he's in a shitty mood, leave him alone -
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take the ticket quietly (you don't need to give him an
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excuse to dig any further). B.) Go to court! Insist
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that you are innocent (no matter what). Don't get
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ignorant or belligerent, just say "I'm sorry but the
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officer must have mistaken my car for another like it".
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C.) Even before that, try to talk to the cop that gave
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you the ticket beforehand. He is much more relaxed in
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the courtroom than he was on the street. If he agrees
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to not testify against you, the judge will drop the
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charges.
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3) Opportunity - Keep your eyes open for ANY opportunity.
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If you find a wallet with money in it, don't be a do-
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gooder, Keep it! If you feel the urge to try the "Well,
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what if it was MY wallet, I'd want someone to return
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it" mentality. Realize that if it WAS your wallet;
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a) you wouldn't have been stupid enough to lose it, and
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b) if someone DID find it, they'd most likely keep it.
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Opportunity presents itself in the most unlikely
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places. People make mistakes, machines fail to work
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properly, doors are left open (literally and
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figuratively)... If the opportunity is legal, jump on
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it (it will not likely present itself again). If it's
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illegal, weigh the risks, measure your guilt (if you're
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going to feel guilty later, DON'T DO IT!), then, IF you
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are willing to accept ALL possible consequences, go for
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it (if not, leave it alone).
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4) Job/School - If you're in school, you're at one of the
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easiest points in your life. Play the game enough to
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stay out of trouble. Get everything you can out of it
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(you never know how or when you'll be able to use it
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later). In the job market, try to find something that
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allows you some personal freedom. If you punch a time
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clock and are stuck in the same building 40 hours a
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week, you are losing valuable time. Driving a truck,
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multiple person nightshift positions, one person
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offices (and you ARE the only one) or working in
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outside sales are positions that allow you to mix
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personal tasks into your work day. (If you master the
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PM skills I discussed above, you can be an excellent
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salesman.)
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5) Dating/Marriage - As an outsider, there a few people
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who can understand and accept exactly what you are.
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Take the time to find someone who can. It's not worth
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the bullshit you'll go through if you try to make
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compromises. Never compromise what you believe.
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6) How to get info on anyone - Here's a list of 11 places
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Private investigators use to find info on people (you
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have access to this info as easily as they do)
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a) The registrar of voters - good
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source for non-published phone
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numbers
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b) DMV - vehicle info, driving record,
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ownership records
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c) Post Office - A $1 fee will give
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you current address, name of a box
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holder, forwarding address
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d) Property Records - real estate
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info. Liens, deeds, judgements...
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e) Tax assessor - info on real estate
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or personal property taxes
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f) Bureau of vital statistic - Birth,
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Death and Marriage records (A good
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starting point for setting up a new
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identity)
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g) Reverse phone directories/city
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directories - has listings by
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address and phone number as well as
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by name. Does not usually contain
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unlisted numbers.
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h) Associations - Doctors, Lawyers,
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Accountants... any professional is
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likely to belong to some
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association (where he gets his
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license)
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i) Schools - School records usually
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will not be released without a
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|
signed consent form, however, they
|
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|
are unlikely to question any legit
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|
looking form given them.
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|
j) Credit bureaus - If you own a
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|
business, subscribing to credit
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|
bureaus allows you access to a
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|
wealth of personal information
|
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|
k) Court records - Usually unavailable
|
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|
without signed consent forms.
|
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|
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|
7) Shopping - This one is one of the easiest money savers
|
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|
in the world, but most people are afraid to try it.
|
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|
Haggle! Every time you buy something, ask for a
|
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|
discount! Every time! Obviously, K-Mart is less likely
|
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|
to give in than a mom and pop store. You don't have to
|
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|
be honest either. Say you can get the item cheaper
|
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|
somewhere else. Customers with cash are getting hard to
|
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|
find, salesmen will kiss your ass if you'll give them
|
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|
more money. Make them lick it too! Be a better salesman
|
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|
than he is. Make him "buy" your money with his product!
|
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|
|
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|
8) Lying - Everybody lies when necessary. (Sorry I'm late
|
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|
boss. I had a flat.) If you *have* to, then do so as
|
|||
|
little as possible (and make it believable!). MOST of
|
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|
the time, lying just makes matters worse. Consider the
|
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|
consequences. If you are facing life in prison, you
|
|||
|
can't possibly make it worse. Then again, if you get
|
|||
|
busted cheating on your wife/girlfriend (a stupid thing
|
|||
|
to begin with - trust me, I know), lying to her will
|
|||
|
only make it worse (much worse). In a situation like
|
|||
|
that, admit your stupidity and take your beating
|
|||
|
(remember, before you did anything, you had already
|
|||
|
decided to accept ALL possible consequences, right?).
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
9) The Phone Company - These guys are assholes. Watch your
|
|||
|
phone bill. One of their less slick tricks is to try to
|
|||
|
bill you for calls you didn't make. When some Phreak
|
|||
|
cranks up $1,000 of calls on a stolen card number and
|
|||
|
the phone company can't catch him, they try to spread
|
|||
|
the calls over several other customers' bills. One tip
|
|||
|
off is that these calls usually don't have a time or
|
|||
|
date on them. If you see these on your bills, bitch,
|
|||
|
yell and scream!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
10) Paying your bills - While we're on the subject of
|
|||
|
assholes (like the phone company), here's a tip on
|
|||
|
paying your bills. Pay them late! They all have a 10 or
|
|||
|
15 day grace period. None of them can do anything to
|
|||
|
your credit report until you're at least 30 days late.
|
|||
|
Pay them all at least 10 days after your due date.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
11) Dealing with people - This one is just so much common
|
|||
|
sense, I can't believe how many people don't see it.
|
|||
|
Put yourself on the other end of your negotiations
|
|||
|
("Put yourself in their shoes"). If you're trying to
|
|||
|
sell something, thing of what might compel you to buy
|
|||
|
under the same circumstances. If you are buying
|
|||
|
something, realize that the salesman is there to make a
|
|||
|
profit, not to help you. If you need a favor, earn it.
|
|||
|
Don't expect someone to keep doing for you if you are
|
|||
|
unwilling to do anything for them.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
12) Taxes - Do you have a hobby? (computers maybe?) Turn
|
|||
|
your hobby into a business! The IRS has a tough time
|
|||
|
drawing a line between a business and a hobby. To
|
|||
|
qualify as a business the IRS stipulates that you must
|
|||
|
show intent to make a profit. The key word is "intent".
|
|||
|
You do not actually have to make a profit! Your
|
|||
|
accountant can help you with the details. Once your
|
|||
|
hobby is a business, you open up a number of deductible
|
|||
|
expenses (car, computer, phone bills...)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
13) ATM Machines - I've read too many "great ATM ripoff"
|
|||
|
files. These things are hardly worth the risk. Even if
|
|||
|
you run into a "lucky opportunity" and the machine
|
|||
|
starts spitting money, DON'T KEEP IT! Knowingly
|
|||
|
overdrawing an account through an ATM is bank fraud - a
|
|||
|
FEDERAL crime that can get you 30 years in the big
|
|||
|
house.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<keep going... it ain't over yet>
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
PART V - I'M OUTTA HERE
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I've given you enough to swallow in one sitting. A lot of
|
|||
|
this information is difficult to fully understand immediately.
|
|||
|
Think about it. Read it again. Then, think about it some more and
|
|||
|
read it again. I'm not teaching you how to be a criminal. I'm
|
|||
|
sharing with you some of the methods *I've* used to survive in a
|
|||
|
world where the majority is not like me. I think different. I act
|
|||
|
different. I AM different. To most people, I'm "weird". That
|
|||
|
doesn't make me bad or wrong, just different. I don't expect
|
|||
|
everyone to agree with me or like me. I don't care what they
|
|||
|
think or feel, as long as they leave me alone to be what I am.
|
|||
|
Thanks to all the people who provided feedback (good and
|
|||
|
bad) on Part I. Most people where supportive, only one of you
|
|||
|
thought I was a complete asshole. More than anyone, it was the
|
|||
|
guy who told me I was an asshole that made me think the most
|
|||
|
about whether I was right or not. Thanks to the beautiful dark
|
|||
|
haired lady that helped push me to finish this by being
|
|||
|
supportive, offering her advice and criticisms, and for accepting
|
|||
|
me as I am.
|
|||
|
I'm wide open to comments, suggestions, support and
|
|||
|
criticisms at all time. Feel free to speak your mind. (If I
|
|||
|
disagree, I'll jump all over you!). I'm not sure where I want to
|
|||
|
go with Part III. If you have any ideas, or certain areas you'd
|
|||
|
like to see covered, E-mail me at one of the boards listed at the
|
|||
|
beginning.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
*** MIDNIGHT RIDER ***
|
|||
|
|
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|
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