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Well, Hell-o, all you psychotic kiddies! Here's the first install-
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ment of 'The Psychotic Magazine'! Todayz topic is...(drum-roll)...........
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How the Gov'ment fucks with ya at school!
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As all you little high-schoolerz may(or may not) know, the big 'G'
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(government) likes to try to run the schoolz frum their unrealistic pointz
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of view. When, in actuallity, they only create false liez and a shitload of
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hype about how great this country is. They tell you all about shit like
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'Freedom of Speech', 'Right to bear Firearmz', etc. "So what?", yur sayin'?
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Well, shut the fuck up and listen. First of all, how many classes do you
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(or did you) take in school where you had a teach who didn't give a flyin'
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fuck if you swear or not? Personally, the only teacherz I had that wouldn't
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mind if I swore up and down were deaf onez.(haha..joke. :) I SAID...LAUGH,
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GODDAMN IT!!) Anyway, ain't that sumthing to think about?! Well, as you all
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know, school bitez big hairy moose cock, so....you gotta take control......
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OF YUR EDUCATION!! Just sit back while yer readin' this, light up a marlboro,
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and treat yurself to a drink of sumthin' very alcoholic.
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O.k..as you all know, school tendz to drag on,and on,and on,etc.
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So, that meanz it's up to you to liven it up and 'Fight for your Rightz'!
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After all, if sumone don't do it, who will? The Class nerd!? I think NOT!
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Here'z how it goez...Ya walk into the school, wearin' the BEST
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clothes that makez you look most like an anarchist. After all, everyone
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lookz up to someone who thinkz he's above the law, even if they don't admit
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it. Be sure to have a cigarette hangin' frum yer mouth. It adds to the image.
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I don't know about you, but I can alwayz get out of class by askin'
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(VERY loud) if I can go take a shit and a piss. You either get to go to the
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can, or to the V.P and/or Principal's office. So, you are now out of class.
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If you got sent to the office, don't go until you're ready. REMEMBER: Anarchy
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can turn a school upside down, and it can all start with one person,if done
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the right way. Well, now that yur in the can, it's time to try to waterlog
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the school. Take HUGE wadz of toilet paper and stick it at the bottom of the
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urinalz,(thing ya piss in),the sinkz, and the big ole crapper. Well, hope ya
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gotz a thing of crazy glue, if not, then you're fucked till ya skip class to
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go and buy some. First, the urinalz. hold down the handle halfway, so the
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water keepz on cummin' out. fill up around the handle with crazy glue, and
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let it dry. Do the same for the crapper. Turn on the sinkz, and glue the knobz
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in the 'on' position. Now, like a friggen' pussy, you can go and turn yerself
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in right away, or you can go on to bigger and better thingz. 'Gee,'you say.
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'It's such a nice day out, and I'm stuck in school'. What will I ever do?!
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Stop cryin' first of all. remember, you are an anarchist! So, go find
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a filled-to-the-brim trash can, in a secluded part of some hallway, and stick
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a container of Sterno at the bottom, and light it. Make sure none of yer
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greasy fingerprintz are on it. Then,go back to class and be a good boy until
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school gets called off for the day while firefighterz investigate.
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I could tell you more, but since you are now such an awesome anarchist,
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think up your own shit to do, or go read Jolly Roger's Cookbookz.(which i love
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to read..)
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Now, back to our discussion. Tell me, why is it, whenever someone is
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different from the average crowd, the teacherz get scared and send you to
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some fool who callz themselves 'guidance counselorz'? All they are, are over-
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educated foolz who can't get a job doin' anything else white collar, so they
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try to fuck up young mindz even more. I should know, a few of my relativez are
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so called 'counselorz', plus, my yuppie parentz have sent me to a shitload of
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'em. One even told them that I was mentally disabled!! Just another adult who
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can't figure out teenz, so they spread around a bunch of technical bullshit
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and spread it on yur parentz like spray-cheese. Honestly, what'z wrong with
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cauzin' a little?(haha)bit of trouble in your teen years. But, the government
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is trying to raise its' standardz, and the only way to do that is to try to
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infuence todayz youth with fuckin' trash. If the kid don't come out like the
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otherz, then 'fuck 'em' and they just lose interest in you, and tell the
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schoolz to try to influence you into taking a menial job somewhere,and doin'
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nothing with your life. In other wordz, if this waz Russia, you'd be on yer
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way to Si-fuckin-beria! So, in a few partin' wordz, Fight the system! Make it
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work YOUR way..nothing is that un-flexible, so if you are strong enuff, you
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can MAKE it work for ya. People are doin' it all the fuckin' time...
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In the wordz of a hacker friend of mine,'there's no system that can't
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be broken'.
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** Look for future articlez on other subjectz cumin' soon to a bbs near ya!
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or you can call the home of the Psychotic Magazine,
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The Eve of Destruction
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201-579-9370. Alwayz carryin' the latest copiez of this mag!
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Also offerz some of the latezt warez, for your playin' pleasure!
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Til next time....
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Nick the Dick.
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P.S..keep Anarchy alive!!
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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