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Fucking Up The Popular Dorks #1
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TPing So It Stays
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_-=An After Presentation=-_
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Artists oF The freE Revelution
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By Doors Of Confinement
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Yeah. Everyone hates those fucking popular dorks, you know the
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ones who think they're cool and tuff, and they'll really faggots.
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Popular dorks are people who can only learn how to use a mac cuz
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they're illiterate, but think they're hot shit with computers.
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One of After's goals is to fuck up this assholes, and defend the
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so-called losers (Us) Anyways, this phile's here for the time
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when ya just wanna have a little fun with these assholes, like
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when ya wanna TP their house. First of all, don't be a fuck. If
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yer gonna TP, do it right, and take a bucket of water with ya to
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wet down the paper so it sticks. For those of you who forgot the
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correct way to hold a roll while yer hucking it, I'll remind ya.
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Unroll it a little, then grab the end, toss it in a arc over the
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highest tree, and don't let it break off. When the roll comes
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back down, keep holding onto the end and chuck it a few more
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times, then you can drop the end. Countinue throwing until the
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roll is gone or gets caught and repeat until their tree is
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papered completely. Take water balloons and huck em up there, so
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it gets wet and sticks.. Now fer the extras. If they are one of
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those people with a pool in the front, or if ya can get into the
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back (look out for barking dawgs, don't worry if they bite, but
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if they make noise you might not have time to finish the job) and
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they have a pool , ya can have some phun. Take some alkaselzter,
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about 20 pax or so depending on yer cash flow, and chuck em in,
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next add tampons to the shit, ya can put fake blood on them if ya
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want to gross em out, or buy or steal a used one from
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some girl.. Next, i'll talk about silly string. One sentence:This
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shit sucks and is a watse of money. But be sure to take some whip
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cream with ya just in case the popular dork left the car open. If
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the car IS open yer in for some phun. Leave the door open, the
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lights on, and by morning, the batteries are shot. Also, if they
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are a true popular dork, leave some eggs out in the sun the
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previous day, and leave a fucking omelet in their car. Egging.
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Expensive, but phun. The best place to leave em is cracked open
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on a car, or something else with tons of paint. Graffitti. If ya
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wanna fuck with this, go ahead, but it's no phun cuz they start
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thinking about getting those damn movement lights that startle
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the shit outta you unless ya see em first (Movement lights are
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fucking easy not to set off, the idiots leave them by the garage,
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where you ain't going anyways. ) Finishing Touches: Mud or sticky
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substance on car, enuff so they need professional car washin
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service, and don't forget to leave yer favorite dork a poem, so
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he knows who did it, and that he shouldn't fuck around with ya.
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Have phun..
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Next: Crank callin. Do the right thing....
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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