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Disclaimer: By continuing to read past this point you are hereby agreeing that
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this information is for interest value only, and that you will never actually
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physically act out or reproduce anything mentioned below. Further more, you are
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agreeing that the author/authors of this article and the people responsible for
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distributing it can in NO<4E>way be held responsible for its contents or any side-
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effects/incidents directly or indirectly caused by this information.
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Some Things You Can Do To
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Piss Off The Local Authorities.
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( Neighbours, Teachers, Pigs. )
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This is a sort of list of things which can be used for just about any
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occasion. From an ice-breaker at a dead party or a stress relief from school.
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Whatever the reason, it will be funny... from your point anyway.
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One: Dry Ice. As a general warning, this stuff fucks up skin really bad,
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so if anyone touches it for longer than a few seconds, make
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sure it is your target. You can buy this stuff from almost all gas works places
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just find out where people go to get gas for their heaters etc. And they will
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normally sell the stuff to you for about $15 a kg, they will give it to you
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wrapped in a fuck load of newspaper. The uses for this stuff is limited by your
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imagination, you can:
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- put in a film canister that has been taped up very tightly. It
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makes a pretty loud >POP< and will scare the shit out of a
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teacher, lecturer and or class.
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- drop it in a small container of luke-warm water. It melts, creating
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a thick white vapour like in the movies. If you put the set up in a
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cupboard, soon it will look like it is on fire and the office
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people will shit bricks.
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- stick some in a balloon or condom and watch it self-inflate. This
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can be funny if you chuck it under a friends chair in class and
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wait for it to explode.
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- If you have enough to waste, I thought of a good one to do. Take it
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along to the public pools. Drop it in the kiddies pool. In theory
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it should bubble heaps and heaps, and possibly scare the little kids
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coz of the white vapour.
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- I haven't done this, coz if you don't do it right it could burn
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(freeze actually) your tongue and cheeks off. Have you ever seen
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the "Tokyo Shock Boys"? One of them puts the ice in his MOUTH! I
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guess if you kept it moving, you'd be fine, but how cold would it
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be!? And if your mouth suddenly got a cramp?? It looks good, but
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you've either gotta be at a really boring party or REALLY pissed
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to do this one.
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- Get a decent-sized chunk of this and hold it around someones locker
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lock, after a while hit it with a hard object and the lock will
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shatter.
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Two: Calcium Carbide. This one is a great party trick. It makes you the centre
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ of attention in no time. Okay, visit your trusty 'Aussie
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Disposals' and by some Calcium Carbide. If the dude quiz's ya, either tell
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him to get fucked or tell him it's for a carbide lamp (your choice, I
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recommend the first method). The actual stuff looks kinda like gravel. Take
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some of it, a few pinches, and put in a jar. Go to your local park with a
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petrol soaked rag and some water. Pour some water in with the Calcium Carbide.
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A chemical reaction with start to produce acetylene gas, the stuff used in
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the industrial cutting torches. Light your rag and drape it over your jar, now
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on the ground. Run away and get some cover. After a while, it depends on the
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jar size/thickness and amount of ingredients, the gas will crack open the jar
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enough for the rag to ignite it. From there you will get a pretty fire ball.
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It's a good idea to set up four or five identical ones and see how close you
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can get to a synchronised round of fire balls. Also if you're pretty sicko find
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where your teachers go to smoke and there should be a tray of some kind where
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they chuck their cigarette butts. Place some water in it and drop in a handfull
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of Calcium Carbide just before lunch...when they chuck there butt in it, there
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should be quite a nice fireball and some shit-scared teachers.
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Three: Psycho Grenade Launcher. The name is no joke. This is for real nutcases.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have a friend and he has this really cool bow
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right. So one day we decide to be creative. First we put a normal shot gun shell
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and glued it into a piece of PVC pipe. Then used silicone to glue an aluminium
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arrow on top of the shell primer. It looked like so:
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Shell Primer
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Yeah, as usual, the ascii says it all (NOT!). You should get the general
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idea from this. We took the 'thing' to a public basket ball court at night.
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From there we fired the very front-heavy contraption on a steep angle into the
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sky. We bolt away and hide behind a wall. There was a kind of thud and the
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sound that a small cracker would make. Disappointed, we searched for the arrow
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and found it smashed to pieces. Then a new idea formed.
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We bought a few more aluminium arrows (about 12 bux from a Frankston gun
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shop) and mixed up a batch of black powder (sodium nitrate,sulfer + charcoal).
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We cut off the primers from a few shotty shells and fit them in the powder
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filled arrows. Then glued the arrow heads on backwards so as to smack the
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primer on impact. These things are pretty heavy so get a good bow. The shit
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flies every where. These are shit hot for fucking up trees (again). I prefer
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trees as targets, because they don't call the pigs, and don't move. Be careful
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with this one, the name says it all (PSYCHO!).
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Okay, these are just a few to annoy the people in your locality. And
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remember, if it doesn't explode.....it's no FUN!
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Next update from me: Cool things on how to rule your school.
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Thermite. :) This shit burns thru ANYTHING!
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And pipe bombs, a game for the whole family.
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L8R Brother Anarkists
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|__________\ |_____/ /__________| -pC
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