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@ HOW TO @
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@ PHUCK UP SOME ONES @
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@ CAR @
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@ DEATH INCARNATE @
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(_> DIZCLAIMER <_)
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I THINK IT ALMOST SAYS WITHOUT GOING THAT THIS
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PHILE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
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I PERSONALY HAVE TRIED THE MAJORITY OF THESE
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NASTY TRICKS AND HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THEM,
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BUT SINCE THERE ARE DEFINATLY SOME INCREDIBLE
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RETARDS OUT THERE EX.COPS, RELATIVES OF COPS,
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FEDS, RELATIVES OF FEDS, MINISTERS,PREACHERS,
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RABIS, OTHER GENERAL BASTARDS, I THINK THAT
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IF ANY OF THE ABOVE DID ANY OF THE FOLOWING
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THEY WOULD DEFINATLY GET BUSTED BECAUSE THEY HAVE
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LESS THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS SO THEY WILL PROBABLY
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BLAME ME SO .............
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I WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGES
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THAT MAY INCUR TO ANY ONE OR THEIR PROPERTY
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GENERALY YOU WANT TO ASK YOURSELF HOW BAD DO YOU
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WANT TO FUCK UP SOME ASSHOLE'S CAR
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A: FUCK IT UP (MINOR ASSHOLES)
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B:DESTROY IT (MAJOR ASSHOLES)-WHEN KILLING THEM JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
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C:BORDER LINE (SOME WHERE BETWIX)
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LETS START WITH A:
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HEREZ A LIST
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KEY JOB
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Take a key and scratch the length of the car
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you can get creative and scratch words and phrases like
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"When will you return my calls he's your son too"
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"honk if your a faggot" "call (asshole's phone#)
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for good head" local gang sombols scratched into the
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paint are also good 'cuz they pin the blame on someone
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else if you don't want to use keys try a very pointy
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can opener I once tried the claw end of a hammer
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it worked real good it's my personal favorite.
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PABLO PICASSO
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Paint markers or permanent markers are great
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for making an artist of yourself find a brand like
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mean streaks or testors paint markers when dry they will
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never come off. Use your imagineation.
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POTATO GUN
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A large raw potato stuffed into the exuast pipe of
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a car will shoot out of the pipe like a cannon
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destroying anything in it's past such as windows,
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aluminum siding,or any small pets.
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DISAPPEARING PAINT
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Take some paint thinner, or turpentine and rub
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it where ever you think there should be less paint
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I prefer to spray it out in a spray bottle to make
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some nice big paint-less splotches.
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SMOKE SCRENE
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Take some motor oil,grese, or olive oil and squirt some into
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the exaust pipe.when the exaust pipe heats up and it
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will (700 F) it will produce thick clouds of black smoke
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great for extremly parinoid people.
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CHEESE WAGON
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Same idea as above but replace oil with limburger
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cheese nice and smelly.
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NOIZE
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Take off the hubcap on the victim's car and
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toss is some nuts & bolts and replace the 'cap
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when fuck-hed drives his car it will make a loud clanging
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noise.
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SPARKS
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If you can gain access to the car engine take
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a push pin and pop several small holes in the spark plug
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cables when cock-sucker starts his car it will make an anowing
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rumpity noise.
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MIDAS MONEY MAKER
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Get an awl or some other type of hole puncher
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& knock a few holes in the muffler it will make
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the car sound like a dragster cool huh? but not if your
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a thirty-something asshole-fuckin' next door naighbor
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who hates teen-agers every time you do it costs 'em
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$50.00 bucks a pop.
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DUAL NEUTRAL
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Gain access to the engine and interchange the # 1& 8
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wires on the distributer cap now thier car will run in only
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neutral and park and kill in drive or reverse if your lucky
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the asshole will bring his car to a real "honest" repairman
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who will probably charge the fuck a grand.
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SELTZER BATREY
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Take some alka-seltzer a drop some into the car battrey
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it will drain the battrey to almost nothing before
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you can say plop,plop.fizz,fizz
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EXPLOSIVE CAR
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Just imagine driving down the street and hearing a large
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explsion from your car this would phreak you out wouldn't it
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to do this pick up a quater stick,M-80,M-100 and toss it
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in the tail pipe when the pipe heats up KA-BOOM
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RUBBER ROT
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If you can get your hands on some copper salts
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put it on the tires this will corrode and rot the tires
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hopfully giving him a flat sulfuric acid works
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muck quicker though remember to do all four tires
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NIEGHBOR HOOD SLASHER
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Be the first slasher in your nieghbor hood take
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a large razor or some type of knife and cut a large
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chunk out of all the tires hopefully he'll get a blow-
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out or three at sixty miles-per-hour. Or you can just
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take the easy way and pop all four tires. Most people
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only have one spare.
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SECTION B:
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BATTERY BOMB
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After you gain access to the car battery take a cord-less
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power-drill and drill a hole in the top SLOWLY or you'll get
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acid in your face after you got the hole drilled take about five
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AA bateries and drop 'em in when rat-bastard starts his car
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the battery will explode if your lucky the explosion will kill
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him for added pleasure place a dixie cup of BB's next to the
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battrey for a nice shrapnel effect.
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FIREY PHUN
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For this one take a pill bottle the kind that you get prescriptions
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in and fill it with draino cap it tightly and drop it in
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butt-fuck's gas tank and RUN after about 5 minuets
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your milage may vary the gas will ignite and explode the car.
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FLARE UP
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Get one of those friction road flares the kind that the
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pigs use at at accidents and toss it into the interior of the car
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if the window isn't open then break it with the flare
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this dosen't sound like much but it absoutly incinerates
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foam rubber seats and everything else there. The fire burns the car
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beyond all recognition I was going to do this to a REAL
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FUKIN' ASSHOLE but all the evidence would have pointed twords
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me and its allways better to be safe than busted.
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KA-BOOM
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This ones simple get a quater stick or half stick
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and tape it to the gas tank light fuse and get away.
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SECTION C:
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PHUCK GAS
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Everyone knows about pouring sugar/sand down a gas tank to
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phuck up the car, WELL THIS DOSEN'T WORK!!! sugar and sand
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are too heavy and will sink to the bottem of the gas tank
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and stay there umtil who knows how long and even if they
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do go through the fuel line they usually will get caught in
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the fuel line you may try a few pounds confectioners (powderd)
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sugar this sometimes works but a guarenteed destroyer is two or
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three galons of karyo surup what this does is when the gas
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is burned it will deposit very destructive carbon all over the
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engine if this happens the schmuck will have to have the entire
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engine rebuilt. Oh yeah when you do this put the stuff in a
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gas can so it won't look suspicious.
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TRANSMISSION TROUBLE
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Remove the center bolt and and throw a few nuts and
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bolts and throw them up there and replace the bolt
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when that fuck starts his car they will grind the teeth
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off all the gears.
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MUFFLER DRAG-ON
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Go under the car with a wrench set and losten all the
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bolts securing the muffler to the car the muffler will drag
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and eventually fall off if you have e-nuff time you can do this
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to the transmission just imagine pulling out of your driveway
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only to have the 'trans fall out.
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THE WORKS
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First you have to know how to make a works-bomb see workz.txt
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if you already know how heres the tricky part hide it in the
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trunk or the backseat or some where cum-lick won't find it
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in about five minuets BOOM!!! the bomb will spray hydracloric
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acid everywhere eating away at the interior and the carpeting
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if you put it in the trunk leave a burning rag nearby
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to ignite the excaping hydrogen blowing the trunk open
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and sometimes apart.
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LICENSE TO DRIVE
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At night swipe dick-weeds 'plates he probably won't notice
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but officer friendly will another thing you could do is
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steal someone else's 'plates and exchange plates I wonder how
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long fuck-ass can drive for before he gets arreted for stolen
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'plates or you can speed up the process by leaveng an anonomus
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tip from a pay phone of course.
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What to do with a stolen plate, vehicular homicide
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is a good idea but risky you can rob something or someone
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make sure they get a good view of the plates what I do is
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get some lighter fluid and let it deterorate the glue on the
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sticker on the plate then let the sticker dry and glue it onto
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your own plate this saves you money time and time again.
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WELL THIS IS THE END FOR NOW
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LOOK FOR THESE UPCOMING FILES
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WORKZ.TXT- MAKE YOUR OWN WORKS BOMBS
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PUCKFRND.TXT- SCREW YOUR "FRIENDS" OVER
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CONTACT ME AT RIPCO ][ 312-528-5020
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