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53 lines
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DESTROY PAY-PHONES
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BY MR. DEATH
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TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN
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GIVING THE PHONE COMPANY 25 CENTS FOR A
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CALL, OR EVEN A DIME, THIS IS FOR YOU
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF THE
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COUNTRY BUT HERE IN N.Y.C. THEY HAVE
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ARMOURED THE PAY-PHONES WITH STEEL
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PLATES SURROUNDING THE BOTTOM HALF OF
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THE PHONE. THIS SHEILD WILL WITHSTAND
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ANY ATTACK BY M-80'S, BLOCK-BUSTERS,
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SUPER-BLOCKBUSTERS, ASH-CANS, PINAPPLES,
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ETC...... (EXCEPT DYNAMITE) TO DESTROY
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THIS PLATING AND MOST OF THE BOTTOM HALF
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OF THE PHONE, USE THE FOLLOWING DEVICE.
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FIRST YOU MUST BLOW OUT THE HING ON
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THE COIN RETURN SLOT. THIS CAN BE DONE
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WITH MOST CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS SUCH AS A
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BLOCK-BUSTER.
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THEN, TAKE A 6 INCH SECTION OF THE
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SAME TYPE OF BENDABLE METAL TUBING THAT
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SURROUNDS THE WIRE TO THE RECIEVER, BUT
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IT MUST BE AT LEAST 1 INCH IN DI-
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AMETER.
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THEN, SOLDER A PEICE OF SHEET METAL
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ON TO ONE SIDE OF THE TUBE TO SEAL THAT
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SIDE. THEN FILL THE TUBE WITH THE SAME
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FLASH-POWDER USED IN BLOCK-BUSTERS AND
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FILL THAT END WITH STRONG EPOXY TO SEAL
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IT.
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ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION,
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BEFORE SOLDERING THE ROUND PIECE OF
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SHEET METAL TO THE TUBE, DRILL A SMALL
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HOLE IN IT JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A
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PIECE OF DEMOLITION FUSE THROUGH. THEN
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PUT THE PIECE THOUGH BEFORE FILLING IT.
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SEAL THE EDGES OF THE FUSE WITH THE SAME
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EPOXY USED TO SEAL THE OPPOSITE END OF
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THE TUBE.
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THEN, WHEN COMPLETE, SHOVE THE
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THING UP INTO THE COIN SLOT WITH THE
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EPOXY END GOING IN FIRST. NEXT THING YOU
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KNOW, YOU'VE GOT DIMES, NICKELS, AND
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QUARTERS FALLING ALL AROUND YOU.
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