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- O P E R A T I O N P A Y B A C K -
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Ok, this idea came to me when I was downloading a couple of megs
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of filez the other day (and no, they had nothing to do with Elle :).
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Bits and pieces of it probably came from what other cool-dood
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anarchists have written, but I can't remeber which bits or how much, so
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all due thanx to those who deserve it.
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EQUIPMENT:
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1 school or workplace
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400gm of pottasium nitrate (depends on how much smoke you wanna produce)
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600gm of icing sugar (" " " ")
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1 Solar Igniter
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1 portable clock or watch (preferably digital, MUST have an alarm)
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1 9 volt battery
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3 soda bulbs (optional)
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2 alligator clips
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Note: For details on aquiring pottasium nitrate read my other article on
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it, Solar Igniters can be bought from Hearn's Hobbies near Flinders St.
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station or most other hobby stores (only in VICTORIA, they are banned in
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all other states, but for other ozzies take a matchhead and wrap a fine
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strand from some steel wool around it- this will suffice), soda bulbs
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can be bought at supermarkets, and alligator clips can be bought at
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electronic stores.
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METHOD:
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1. Mix the pottasium nitrate with the icing sugar and melt it down in a
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metal container outside (this is very safe, it just stinks a lot), when
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it is liquid pour it into some sort of mold (a lunchbox will work fine),
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while it is still liquid, drop your 3 soda bulbs in (optional) and place
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your solar igniter in so that the head is submerged and the two legs are
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sticking into the air (if you are using the improvised igniters, after
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you have looped the one strand of wire around the matchhead a few times
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take both the ends between your fingers and lower the matchhead into the
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liquid so you end up with two fine strands exposed).
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2. While you are waiting for the sugar/nitrate mixture to cool and
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solidify, it's now time to make the delayer.
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Take your watch or clock or whatever, and open it up and discard
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all the space-wasting plastic. You should now be able to see the speaker
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and the two connecting wires. Cut these wires close to the speaker and
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discard the speaker. Now taking your battery connect one terminal to one
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of the wires (doesn't matter which one), and connect a long wire with an
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alligator clip on the end to the other terminal. Attach an alligator
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clip to the other speaker wire. You should now have something that looks
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like this:
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***********
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** 12:32 ** Watch or Clock
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***********
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***********
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| ######### Battery
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{} {} Alligator Clips
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3. Now all you have to do is take your sugar/nitrate brick out of the mold
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and hook up the above two alligator clips to the two solar igniter wires
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sticking out of your brick. Set the alarm on the watch/clock to when you
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want it to go off, and at the exact time the alarm goes off it will send
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voltage pulses down the speaker wire to the speaker (which is no longer
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there), the 9 volt battery will step up this voltage which will result
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in the igniter wire glowing red hot, and the igniter itself will burst
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into flames from this heat, which in turn will light the sugar/nitrate
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brick.
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The results of all this will be huge volumes of white smoke being
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released, and the soda bulbs (if you put them in) going off randomly
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with a very nice noise. RESULT=MASS ANARCHY :)
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WHAT TO DO WITH THESE THINGS?
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If you go to school find an empty locker and bung this inside,
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set the alarm to go off 2 minutes into lunch, put a lock on the locker,
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and 2 minutes into lunch when the corridors are packed, chaos will reign!
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There are hundreds of uses for these things, put them in
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libraries, department stores, parliaments, courts, cop shops :), work,
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under other people's cars, etc. Let your imagination run wild and start
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small riots at the same time!
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___ /| _ \ __________
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.\\orbid .\ngel \'O O| (_| = |_______ |
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=MAIM= ={_:_}= meow / (_| |
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PHuN |__|
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DiE Trial
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An ascii CAT about to become an ascii SPLAT :->
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