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PARENT TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wELCOME to H.W.A. Publications newest version of PARENT.TXT!!!!!
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THE FOLLOWING FILE IS FOR INFORMATION AND COMICAL REFRENCE ONLY
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H.W.A. Authors are not suggesting to do the following.
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1.grounded? example: Hey bob you going out tonight? no I am fucking grounded
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shit man your always grounded you haven't had a date in 2 years!.
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Sick of being grounded? tired of those fucking parents grounding you for
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shit? now you can fucking go out with those stupid farts thinking your still
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home! Do this and you can go out and be grounded at the same fucking time!
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before saturday night or whenever you are going out buy a fucking master lock
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with a deadbolt to go with it. The total should be under $25 then an hour
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before you plan to go out go downstairs and get in their faces and say just
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leave me alone tonight I'm sick of you all and I even bought a fucking master
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lock because of you! or some shit like that whatever your parents will fall
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for use it!. Usually they will just say as long as your in your room I don't
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care what you do. Then put the t.v. on and radio but not too loud and get a
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ladder and climb out get in your car or get your friends to pick you up near
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your local park so your parents won't see you and your set! (leave the ladder
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in some bushes and conceal it so no one can see it also leave your window
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open a crack so you can get back in.) If your parents feel like talking to you
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they will knock on the door no awnser then they will try to open the door
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no luck! they will 95% of the time just think you are ignoring them and leave!.
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Look for more Parent files and other topics soon from H.W.A. Publications
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Call Gangsterz Unlimited!!!!!
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Kingpin, Shadow, Ice, Sam - Authors
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