121 lines
5.7 KiB
Plaintext
121 lines
5.7 KiB
Plaintext
|
THE A.A.A. GUIDE TO KIDNAPPING
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Writen By: The Prisoner
|
||
|
|
Edited By: Code of Honor
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
THE AMERIKAN ANARCHIST ALLIANCE SHALL IN NO WAY BE HELD
|
||
|
|
RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTION RESULTING FROM THE EXISTANCE
|
||
|
|
OF THIS TEXT FILE, WHICH HAS BEEN CONCEIVED SOLELY FOR
|
||
|
|
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. *EVIL GRIN*
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Ok, first off let me start by saying that this file is 100%
|
||
|
|
serious. I've actually done this, and it worked quite well.
|
||
|
|
In this Text File, I will try to explain, as clearly as possible,
|
||
|
|
this extremely effective way to emotionally scar bbs lamers.
|
||
|
|
Some things that will help you carry these actions out:
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
*Alot of Friends
|
||
|
|
*About 30 feet of rope
|
||
|
|
*A box of Alkaseltzers
|
||
|
|
*Some Soda Pop (something Nasty!!!)
|
||
|
|
*At least 2 cars
|
||
|
|
*Duct Tape
|
||
|
|
*Rubber cement, Liquid Latex, etc..
|
||
|
|
*Knowledge of your mark
|
||
|
|
*An old black shirt
|
||
|
|
*Some Scotchguard (available at local drug store, used to
|
||
|
|
protect carpets...)
|
||
|
|
*Alot of Balls
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Ok, now that you've gathered all of your supplies, it's time
|
||
|
|
for the FUN! Pick a local lamer, or even LD lamer, if you feel
|
||
|
|
like driving. The most preferable mark is someone who is between
|
||
|
|
the ages of 13-16, and is pretty stupid. Now, the first thing you
|
||
|
|
need to to is to call the mark. At this time, you will identify
|
||
|
|
yourself as a BBS user the mark admires, and would trust, that is
|
||
|
|
under 20 yrs. old. Invite him to spend the night at your house,
|
||
|
|
and tell him that you have been looking for an apprentice, and
|
||
|
|
you want to teach him the basics of phreaking/hacking, whatever.
|
||
|
|
Hopefully, if you've found an idiot, like I did, he'll agree.
|
||
|
|
Ok, if you've done all of this, and the mark is really dumb, like
|
||
|
|
I said, arrange to A. Pick him up at his home, or
|
||
|
|
B. Meet him at a local shopping mall (best)
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
So, if all has gone according to plan, you are now on the way
|
||
|
|
to destroying your mark....
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Also, make sure you always do this at night time, for obvious
|
||
|
|
reasons... While you are on your way, have your friends in the
|
||
|
|
other car(s) go to the pre-arranged ass beating sight, with all
|
||
|
|
of the afformentioned materials. When you pick up your mark
|
||
|
|
be wearing clothing that is as ellusive as possible, and sling
|
||
|
|
some mud on your car plates. Once you have gotten him, and he's
|
||
|
|
in your auto, engage in some small talk. (but don't forget, he
|
||
|
|
still thinks you're someone else!) Drive him to the pre-arranged
|
||
|
|
sight, as if on your way home, and tell him you are going to stop
|
||
|
|
at the golf course/barn/whatever to take a piss, or you are going
|
||
|
|
to phreak from there, If you've gotten him this far, he'll believe
|
||
|
|
most anything. Now, while you've been away, your friends have been
|
||
|
|
preparing everything. The only major thing that needs to be done
|
||
|
|
is for your friends to spray the black shirt full of scotchguard,
|
||
|
|
(it gets you TOTALLY fucked up!) and be hiding...
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
So here you are, with your mark all primed for punishment...
|
||
|
|
lead him back wherever, and have someone throw the scotchguard
|
||
|
|
shirt over his head, and another person duct taping in onto him.
|
||
|
|
the scotchguard shouldn't be strong enough to fuck him up, it'll
|
||
|
|
just disorient him a little... Now that you've got the fuck up
|
||
|
|
where you want him just do whatever.. Also, to defray any suspicion
|
||
|
|
from yourselves, have the guy who picked him up screaming in pain,
|
||
|
|
and saying something like: "get offa me you fuckin' niggers!!!"
|
||
|
|
and all of you talk like black guys... hehehe..
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Next, just do whatever you feel like doing, beat his ass.
|
||
|
|
Try this: Put alkaseltzers in his mouth, throw in some sodapop
|
||
|
|
and duct tape it shut!!! hahaha... Also, another way to REALLY
|
||
|
|
emotionally scar the dork is to tie a rope around his neck, make
|
||
|
|
him stand on the back of a car for about 45 minutes, and just keep
|
||
|
|
telling him you're going to hang him. (have the other end of the
|
||
|
|
rope thrown over a tree limb, or something....) then, after about
|
||
|
|
an hour of sheer psychological agony, everybody bumrush him, and
|
||
|
|
for a split second, he'll think he's going to die, but he'll really
|
||
|
|
just fall on his fat ugly ass! <==-- Garaunteed to make them
|
||
|
|
piss on themselves...
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Now, for the finishing touches. If the mark is clean enough
|
||
|
|
throw him in the back of your car, handcuffed, and say that the
|
||
|
|
other guy (who picked him up) is going to die, but he didn't do
|
||
|
|
"Nuthin' ta little G", So you're just going to throw him in a
|
||
|
|
cow field about 2 hrs out of the city. Just drive around for a
|
||
|
|
while, and then dump him in his own front yard, he'll think he's
|
||
|
|
in butt fucking Egypt, and will fucking look stupid in front of
|
||
|
|
the whole neighborhood!
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Well, that wraps it up for the Tripple A Anarchy file, look for
|
||
|
|
more in the future, and if you're interested in joining, and have
|
||
|
|
SPECIFIC hack/phreak/carding/anarchy talents.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Call Our Head Quarters: Realm Of Chaos [516.466.8259]
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
AAA - [A]merikan [A]nachist [A]lliance
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Presidents: The Prisoner & Code Of Honor
|
||
|
|
Members:
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
1. Holy Sinner - Crazy lunitic!!
|
||
|
|
2. Altered Sector - Ansi Maker
|
||
|
|
3. Killjoy - Programer
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
We're looking for some good Anarchist With Experience and Good Hackers and Fone Phreaks, And some dudes that can card!! [And some more programerz]
|
||
|
|
And some Distribution Sites!
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Press [Return] to continue
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
G-file from.. MATRIX [908-905-6691] -*-
|