88 lines
3.3 KiB
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88 lines
3.3 KiB
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BEATING THE "CLUB"
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So you lost the keys to that marvelous device they call "The CLUB", you
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know that multi-colored steel pole that look like two pieces of cactus,
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designed to keep people from stealing your vehicle.
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If you lose the keys to THE CLUB you are pretty much screwed because
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the police can not unlock it without removing your steering wheel (If
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they even can). If they can not remove it, it will be very costly for
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you to take it to a locksmith and have him remove it.
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Pretty neat huh, they build this to keep car thieves out of your
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vehicle, but if you lose the keys you are kept out of your vehicle. Now
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figure you also had to pay somewhere between $50.00 and $75.00 dollars
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for something that just locked you out.
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LETS DISCUSS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY
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ITEMS YOU WILL NEED
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1. CAN OF LIQUID FREON (Available at most hardware stores)
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2. THE ATTACHMENT FOR FILLING YOUR CARS AIR CONDITIONER
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WITH FREON (Also at hardware store)
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3. BALLPEEN HAMMER (Found around house)
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4. SAFETY GLASSES RECOMMENDED (Optional)
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5. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, A BIG SET OF TESTICLES (Those
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you probably have or you would not have D/L this file)
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INSTRUCTIONS
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With all the necessary equipment in hand or bag (recommended),
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testicles in throat, here's the plan.
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Take the attachment and look at the end, you will see a pin inside
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(resembles valve stem on a tire). Pull or unscrew the pin out of the
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end (do this BEFORE you attach to the can). Now realize when you
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attach to the can the freon will shoot out at HIGH PRESSURE, SO BE
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PREPARED!!!!!! Hook attachment to can and point nossel directly into
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the lock on THE CLUB. When you see heavy ice build up in and around the
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lock, dispose of the can quickly so no freon will come in contact with
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anything else, especially your skin (Will cause severe and instant
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frost bite). Grab the hammer and strike the lock with the rounded side,
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hard and fast, the lock will shatter, causing the amazing
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indestructible CLUB to break (GOOD INVESTMENT).
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NOW, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO OR YOU WOULD NOT BE DOING IT!
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UPLOADED BY: LEISURE SUIT
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Additional note from Jeff Hunter:
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Freon is getting more and more difficult to come by because of new
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environmental laws. However, if you have a chemical supply house nearby
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you should be able to buy a thermos of liquid nitrogen. This is even
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cheaper than freon, will not destroy the ozone, the fumes won't kill
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you, and is far more effective than freon.
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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