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# #
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# FUN! on Halloween #
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# ==================== #
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# #
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# ______________________ #
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# / Written by \ #
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# < Night Ranger > #
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# \ on Oct 18, 1985 / #
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# ---------------------- #
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############################################################################
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Halloween is traditionally the "little kid's" holliday. You know, where
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they dress up like He-Man and GI-Joe and go get free candy. I bet you know
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what I'm going to say next. Yep. Who says OLDER kids can't have that kinda
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fun too? Other than getting free candy, you should also have a blast
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(literally).
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+--> Standard Halloween Demolitions Squad Gear
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1. A costume.
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(be creative. Something like...um...how about a demon or a
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axe murder victim...or even better...the axe MURDERER himself.
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this is pretty easy to improvise on, a little make-up and some
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ripped up clothes will also do just fine. Leather can also be
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effective. The costume is pretty much just to make you look
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like everybody else.)
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2. A lighter
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3. Firecrackers (guess why...duh)
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4. Raid or other aerosol
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5. Flares (they're great for at night)
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6. Knives can be fun, too.
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7. A bag to hold your "goodies".
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8. Spray Paint
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9. Eggs are fun
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10. Soap (for windows...oldie, but a goodie)
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+--> Standard Halloween Demolitions Squad Conduct
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1. Be yourself (and if that's no good, be like your costume)
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2. Be destructive
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3. Be cruel (why go to people's doors when that little kid over
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there's got YOUR candy?)
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4. DON'T be nice (this includes saying "Thank-you")
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5. Watch out! Cops are ALWAYS patrol Halloween heavily (wonder why)
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6. Do a fake ritual for them. Most people wouldnt know the dif.
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+--> Some Suggestions of Things to Say to Get You MORE Candy
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1. "Huh? Only ONE candy bar? You guys must be poor. I bet you
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couldn't afford to get your house re-painted if a VANDAL happened
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to spray paint your house 12 different colors. Sure hope THAT
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doesnt happen some night this week."
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2. "Shit! I only have a pound of candy....I hope I do better on
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sacrifices tonite"
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3. "Are there razor blades and pins in this? No? Do you want some?
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4. "Give me candy or die."
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5. "What? No mice?"
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6. "Ah Shit! I forgot my .22!" (pretend you dont notice them)
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+--> Standard Halloween Vandalism Tactics
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(This should be obvious)
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1. Spray Paint their house
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2. Soap their windows
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3. Burn their shrubs and plants
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4. Do donuts in their yard (if you have a car)
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5. Be creative, be cruel, be anarchistic.
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+--> The Stupid Disclaimer
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The writer(s) of this file in absolutely NO way take responsibilty for ANY
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actions and/or crimes committed after and/or because of reading this file, and
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hereby shift ALL the blame to the asshole that got caught.
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#######################################
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FUN! on Halloween. Written Oct.18, 1985 by Night Ranger
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#######################################
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Call:
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Proving Grounds ][ (602) 483-1235
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Terrapin Station (505) 865-0883
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Shatter House (501) 490-0334
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