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--> how to have fun at school <--
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by: walkon - 901-685-1943
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the underground works
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general - files - section
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This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as I
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do... your first day of school you should bring the following items, to
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insure a prosperous school year:
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1) fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
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2) 3 tubes of super glue (krazy glue)
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3) pennies (about $1.00 worth)
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4) baloons (small sized for convieniance)
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5) mirror (small hand held)
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6) liquid soap
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7) lighter, (matches as alternat)
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8) firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)
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9) screwdrivers and other tools (small)
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10) small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)
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11) wire (10-20 ft)
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12) tape recorder mic. (batter operated pref.)
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13) ziplock baggies
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14) half of an orange
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15) ligth bulb (75 watts and over are great)
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This will do for now... some of the cool things to do are, take the
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pennies and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians try
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to get 'em off). This also looks good with silver dollars glued to the fire
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alarm (so it goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin) and to
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a door some place (principals preferably).
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Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson burner (in
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chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, i will
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guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up... while your using the
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bunson burner, fill your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight
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and put it in your pocket... later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the
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bottle, use a cigarette as a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom,
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and get to class fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...
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While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and when
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the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a nice little
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surprise...
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Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when no
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one is in the room, take off the speaker cover on the pa system, and hook 2
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wires from it, to your mic. (then into your locker) this is good for getting
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your friends out of classes... just ask for them... (use your tools for that
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one, and try to be neat about it)...
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Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh..."friends"
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locker combanation.... after you get that, take that little baggie you got,
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and put the orange in it... let it sit for a week or four, then open the
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baggie, and place it in your friends locker... I can guarentee he/she will
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love it!
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Another thing that is fun to do, is, take a penny, and glue it over the
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key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes out, thus he has to
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truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless you rent him your screw
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driver to pry the penny off)
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Ballons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the gas that
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you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the baloon tight, and
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drop it out the window to the burn outs below, you know, the ones that are
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always smoking, they love to pop baloons with light cigaretts, get the
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picture? good...
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Those fountain pens are cool, because if you make a slight jerking
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motion with your hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or person, what
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everyour aiming at) it is a good idea not to let the teachers know you have
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one of those, it makes it too easy to find out who did it when theres ink
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all over the principals face... (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)
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Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns everybody
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into a ice skating star, (works especially well when people come in from
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the rain)... if your school is anything like the one I goto, people never
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flush the toiletts, a little liquid soap in here makes for a nice surprise,
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I mean, what happens when the soap is not flushed out of the toilet, and the
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suds aren't flushed out either? the janitors have a really good time trying
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to figure out that one... (glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always a
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winner)... turn off the water under the sinks too... getting back to the
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soap, it is also good on the hand railings in hallways and on steps, if you
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mix perfume with it, some poor grub has to have that stench on him all day.
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I shall go into more depth at a later date, so look for a new volume
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coming to a bbs near you... this was: how to have fun at school part 1, (by:
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walkon) part 2 will be written as soon as i have some more time.
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---===>>> walkon <<<===---
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------ sysop: temple of the un-dead
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201 - 575 - 4010
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