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% T_H_E P_E_R_F_E_C_T C_R_I_M_E_! Part One ::::::::::> %%
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% Invented By: The Shadow %%
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% AN ESLF DOK.......... %%
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>--------Equipment--------<
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Two people
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2 Masks (or some disguise)
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A pair of binoculars, telephoto lens, or telescope
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Gloves (two pairs, one for each participant)
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Method of Communication (ie walkie talkies, flashlight)
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--------------The Setting--------------<
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Ok, its a winter night (Late). Possibly snowing, but it must be cold. A
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an/woman parks their car at a bank. Since its cold out they leave the car
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Come on... Ain't Got All Day!! unning. Meanwhile, the victim uses the automatic teller machine.
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----------------The Crime----------------<
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Criminal #1 waits a good distance away, hidden. His job is to watch the
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ictims actions at the teller machine. Criminal #2 hides somewhere close to the
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arking lot. If a flashlight is being used to cue Criminal #2, then he must
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ave a good view of where #1 is hidden. Ok, so the victim arrives! #1 watches
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he victim through his optical equipment. The banker inserts his/her card and
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ypes in their password. Now, Criminal #1 signals #2. Quickly, #2 runs to the
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ar and drives off at a slow pace, being as noisy and obvious as possible. Now
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he victim can do one of two things. He can press all the buttons necessary to
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et their card out of the machine (taking about 2 mins), Or he can run after
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he car. Either way the guy is screwed!
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PLAN A (ie victim runs after his/her car)
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-Criminal #1 leaves his hiding place and runs to the teller machine and
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ithdraws as much as possible. (somewhere around $300) <<Remember to wear your
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ask, teller machines have video camera's!!!>>
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-Criminal #2 keeps leading the banker on with the impression that he might
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e able to get his car back long enough for #1 to get the dough. Then he takes
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ff at 60 mph!
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--) Gain.
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$300 (+/-)
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1 automobile (w/gas)
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Come on... Ain't Got All Day!! ____________________________________________________________________________
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PLAN B (ie Banker retrieves banking card)
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-Criminal #1 takes off. (after throwing a few snowballs at the banker)
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-Criminal #2 keeps the car.
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--) Gain.
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1 automobile (w/gas)
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>-------------------------------------------(E)(S)(L)(F)--------------------<
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Modifications:
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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If you are only interested in cash, and not grand theft auto; ditch the
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ar a few blocks away. This also gives the banker more reason to run after his car.
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Not getting caught:
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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1> Always wear your masks and gloves! No faces or finger prints.
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2> Don't repeat the crime in the same place too often.
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3> ESLF members never get caught!
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4> Don't tell anyone.
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5> Criminal #1, make sure there are no other passengers in the car.
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6> Only act in a one car situation. Watch for other people comming to
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use the teller machine.
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Notes:
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^^^^^
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Come on... Ain't Got All Day!! Now, if you fallow these rules you really shouldn't get caught. If you
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lan on keeping the car, the risk runs significantly higher. Seriously, on a
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tormy winter night, at like 11 pm; who's going to catch you?
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Answer: A cop who watched you. <just don't let this happen>
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......good luck -The Shadow
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