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MORE CAR PHUN
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(part 2)
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by Irie Man
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Ok. Here are some more fun and cool things to do to peoples
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cars and stuff. The first thing that you can do is called
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"skunking." This is a very simple and hiliraious trick. What you
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do is you get a stuffed animal that looks real. Make sure it is of
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close size, color and a real animal. What I mean by real animal is
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don't use a toy giraffe or cabbage patch kid because no one will
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believe for a second that it is real. Once you have picked out
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your animal, tie a long piece of fishing string to the head of it.
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Now lay it across the road from a good hiding spot. When you hear
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or see a car coming, start pulling it across the road making it
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look real. If you pick a real enough looking animal, most people
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will respond in funny ways. Some might swerve or brake hard wo
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avoid it while other country hicks might aim right for it! This is
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definately a classic maneuver to do during boring summer days.
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Maybe sometinme you can even try it with one of those lifelike baby
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dolls by tying a string to each arm and pulling them to give the
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impression that the baby is crawling across the road. Have fun and
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if you piss someone off, run. It is always fun to run away from
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people who are after you. If you are lucky, you might even get
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chased!
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Another neato thing that one can do is the wedding day trick.
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It is simple and esay but it sometimes takes something like this to
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get it going in your mind. All you do is tie a long string of cans
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to the bumper of a car. It is best if you can do it while a car is
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stopped at a light because then they wont notice it until they star
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moving again. Notihing too exciting, but it is fun.
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Lastly for this txt, I have the ultimate. It will take a
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bunch of your friends, a couple of screwdrivers and a wicked sense
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of humor. What you do is go with your friends to a mall parking-
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lot and switch everyones license plates! Well, not everyone, but
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enough people that it will cause mass confusion! Just unscrew a
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bunch of plates, and then screw them on different cars mixing the
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front and back numbers. In most cases, people won't even know that
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their license plate is different until they get home, or even
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later. HAHA, just wait until 10 or 20 people have two different
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license plates on their car! What havok, what a disturbance. It
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will take them dayes to get their real plates back. This is
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definately one of the best things that you can do. Enjoy.
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A <20><><EFBFBD> release
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Courtesey of Irie Man
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