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Car Phun
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By: Long John Silver
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How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and
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I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the
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windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely
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designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of
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school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door
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handle.
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Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to
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his car in time.
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Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the
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muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette
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lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter.
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This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter.
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That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked
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in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble with
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his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car
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then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom.
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Phun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and
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remove it. They wonder why something doesn't work. There are so many others,
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but the real good juicy ones come by thinking hard.
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