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<20> The BOM Squad <20>
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<20> presents <20>
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"Various Scams"
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by
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Mr. Sandman
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09/14/92
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____________________
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/ Disclaimer! \
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/ Some of the methods \
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/ discussed in this file \
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/ are illegal to do! This file \
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/is purely for reading enjoyment! \
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Well here we go with another file. This one will tell you some scams
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you can pull to make some easy money which nobody will have any record of.
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(In other words the IRS won't know.) If these scams are done right then you
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could be pulling in a good ammount of money weekly.
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Scam #1
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For this scam you will need a friend and you or your friend must be
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fairly good at a sport. In this file I will use basketball as the sport.
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Here is what you do. It would also help if your friend is from a different
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school. Now find a kid to play in basketball who really sucks and destroy
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him! Try and really beat him by a large number of points. Make sure plenty
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of people are around to see this game and make sure the word gets around
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about it. Now a couple days later bring your friend with you and play the
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kid you just beat. Make sure kids are around who have money or like to bet.
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Fortunately these kinds of people aren't hard to find. Now before the game
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starts make sure you don't hang around your friend. The trick is to act like
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you don't really know him. Have your friend approach you and say, "Man, when
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are you going to give up this sport? YOU SUCK! I mean, anyone could beat
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you!" Now you should argue with him for a while and then bet him something
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like 50 dollars that you will cream this kid. Have your friend accept the
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bet and meanwhile you should fill everyone in on how you just killed this
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kid. Have your friend walk around to all the people at the game before it
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starts and make like 50 dollar bets with the people that you will lose.
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Once he has got a large sum of money going in bets begin the game.
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The hardest part is done and here comes the easy part. All you have
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to do is lose the game on purpose. Don't lose by alot but just a little
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under his score. Also, never have a higher score than he does in the game
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because if you win you are screwed. Play to like a score of 15 or something.
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Make sure you have money on you and then go over and pay your friend. Have
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him collect the money from the other kids there within the week if he can't
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get the money at the game. This scam is called the hussle and it can be done
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with any sport. You can also do it the opposite way by having your friend
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play and lose a couple games and then have him win. The hussle is one of the
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best moeny making scams ever invented. NOTE: The bet you make with your
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friend is important because if you have nothing to lose some people may
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claim you lost the game on purpose but if you have 50 dollars riding on it
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you are safe. Once you get all the money split it 50/50 with your friend.
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Scam #2
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Have you ever seen those football pools? This scam is really easy.
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Go home and print (I assume you have a printer) up a list of the games that
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are going to occur the weekend following weekend. Make a bunch because
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people love these things. On the sheet make it so people will have to circle
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the team they want and what the score will be. Include the spreads on the
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sheet. You can obtain all the info on spreads from the sports page in a
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newspaper. Write on the sheet that it costs 5 dollars to join and that
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whoever gets the most number of wins and scores correctly will win all the
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money submitted by the other people. Try not to let anyone know you are
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running this. Find an empty locker in your school and put a lock on it. Then
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on the sheet tell them to put the sheet in an envelope with the 5 dollars
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and to slip it through the vent of the locker # you are using. Try and have
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these sheets ready by monday to get the most people to play. Write on the
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sheet that the person should write their name and locker number on the sheet
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so they can collect their money if they win.
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Now here is the trick. If you successfully kept your identity a
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secret then you can keep all the money for yourself and on the next sheet
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list your name as the winner. You get all the cash! However, you can only do
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this once so you'll maybe want a friend to win the next time and split the
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money 50/50 with him. Also, it will be impossible for anyone to find out
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how many people actually submitted any money to this so if someone wins put
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a certain ammount of the money in an envelope and put it in the kids locker.
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Then keep the rest for yourself. Always be sure to put down the winners name
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on the next sheet so in case anyone feels they've been scammed thay can ask
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that person if he collected any money. This is a nice scam because you can
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do it every week for the whole year. Whhy just do football pools? When
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football is over do hockey, basketball, and baseball pools. You will make
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alot of money.
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Scam #3
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Here is one of my favorite scams because I do it all the time and
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believe it or not it is legal. You must be able to play an instrument or
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have some other talent you can show off. I use an acoustic guitar for this.
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How many of you have ever been stuck in a subway or on a corner where some
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homeless person has obviously just found or stolen an instrument and is
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sitting there making awful noises trying to get money. Many people hat this
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but when there is one that actually plays well he gates alot of money. You
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can take advantage of this. Find yourself some old clothes you couldn't
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care less about and roll them around in the mud and then get yourself real
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dirty and put on the clothes. Now drive or take a train in to New York City
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or any other large city and find youself a subway car or a street corner.
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I normaaly find a busy corner and then play my acoustic guitar. I normally
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play classical pieces beacause it seems to relax all the high strung execs
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in the city and they give you money for it. I leave my guitar case there in
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front of me and people just throw the money in. Thius works because they
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love the sound of the music and you look like a homeless person so they
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already have a little pity for you. I've made over 200 dollars just about
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everytime I've done this and if a cop gives you any trouble or knows you are
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not homeless then tell him you aren't and you haven't told anyone that you
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are and that it is perfectly legal for you to dress in the type of clothes
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you are wearing. It is perfectly legal. However, if you feel you aren't
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making enough then try this. NOTE: The following will probably make the
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scam illegal. Before you go make yourself a little sign that says,
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Dear People,
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I am a homeless person.
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Any donations given to
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me for my music will be
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greatly appreciated because
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they will help me to get
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some food, a place to sleep
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for one night, and will allow
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me to have enough to keep my
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guitar in shape so that I may
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continue playing for you.
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Thank you.
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This will get almost anyone to give you money since you aren't just
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sitting there asking for money with the smell of whiskey on your mouth and
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you will appear to be human. You are begging but you aren't really. Lots of
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people will fall for this but I haven't even had to stoop this low yet to
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make a good sum of money. So if you have any musical talent then this could
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be very good for you.
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I hope you enjoyed this file. Maybe it will even keep you from having
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to go through the hell of getting a job to pay for car insurance or anything
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else. On a closing note I think it should be known that if you slurp your
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soup in New Jersey in a public place you can be arrested so try to keep
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from doing thiss. Until next time,
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Mr. Sandman
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P.S. I need writers so if you think you can write then give The Garden of
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Souls or any other BOM Squad site a call.
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