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SHOPPING CENTER ANTICS
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by The Trooper
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This is a very small list, so there's not much here. More parts will be
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coming.
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Get bored in shopping centers? Well bud, this file is for you!
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-1- At home make yellow signs like:
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/\ /\
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/ \ / \
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/ GEEK \ / NAZI \
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< ON > < ON >
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\ BOARD! / \ BOARD! /
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\ / \ /
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\/ \/
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And tape them on people's back car windows in the parking lot.
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-2- Put Crazy Glue on escalator steps.
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-3- Put fake blood on a steak knife, and leave it an elevator.
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-4- Toss fake spiders in an elevator
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-5- Put tons of play money in a brown paper bag, and leave it on a seat in the
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eating hall.
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-6- Instead, dump the money over a balcony.
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-7- Put itching powder on the toilet paper, and roll it back up.
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-8- Rub crazy glue over toilet seat until you can't notice that it's there.
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-9- Draw a porno picture on a big piece of paper, roll it and wrap it up. Pit
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a
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poster and price tag sticker on it, and put it in the shelf with the other
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post
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ers at some store.
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-10- Bring a porno program to computer store, boot the disk and get the hell
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ou
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ta there!
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