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H O W T O E A S I L Y M A K E
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F A K E D R U G S
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by:
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amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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It would be a dream if you could make an extremely, so called, drug that
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you could sell for lots of money. Well, now it's a dream come true.
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Just follow these simple instructions and you'll be on your way to making
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a fortune. By the way, I won't be held responisble for blah blah blah...
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MATERIALS
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Lots of raw nuts
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Plain white paper
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Water
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WHAT TO DO
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Take the raw nuts and break them open. Throw away the shells, eat the
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nuts, but SAVE THE SKINS (the thin, dry, brown skin covering the nut).
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Save tons of these and then crinkle them up into tiny pieces, then put
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them off to the side.
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Then take the paper and cut it up in a rectangle shape. Put it in you
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hand and start rolling it around so it's rinkled up really bad so it's
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more flexible and easier to work with. Put the nut skins on top of the
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paper on one whole side, so it looks like this:
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[ ]
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[ # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ]
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Now, roll it up. Then twist it because it doesn't stay together well.
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It looks like this:
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[ / / / / / / / / / / / / ]
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[ / / / / / / / / / / / / ]
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[_________________________________________________________________]
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Twist it fairly tight then soak the whole thing in water for about 15
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seconds. Let it sit out to dry, then after about 4 hours, cut it on both
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ends.
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This thing smokes really nice. Nobody would ever be able to tell it's a
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fake until they buy about 30 of them and realize they're not getting
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high.
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Have fun. Look for some more of my files.
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