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6.5 KiB
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| -- D.O.A. Proudly Presents -- |
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| The Exploding Light Bulb...A Simple |
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| means of ruining one's weekend! |
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| _| Designed by: Riff Raff |_ |
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| | Tested upon: Antonio S. | |
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Chapter One: Materials Needed
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o Gasoline -- Can be replaced with anything extremely flammable.
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o A Motive -- Not a must, but it doesn't ever hurt.
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o Wax Paper -- Any water resistant paper will do. (ie. Reynolds)
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o A Good View -- Any good place to sit and watch the fireworx.
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o A Light Bulb -- Any bulb will do, any wattage.
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o Masking Tape -- Just about any kind of tape will suffice.
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o Electric Drill -- No comment needed, therefore, none given.
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o Small Drill Bit -- About the width of a pencil, tops. Should be as
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small as possible, so as not to break the bulb.
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Chapter Two: The Setup
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1. Get the bulb, and tightly wrap the tape around the neck of it. This
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should secure the bulb, and make it sturdy enough to withstand the
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drilling to come and the pressure difference.
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2. Load the bit into the drill, and begin drilling, CAREFULLY, into the
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tape at the neck of the bulb. Once you have gotten throught the glass
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of the bulb, STOP. Do NOT let the drill damage the interior wiring,
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or you'll have to buy another light bulb and start over. Also, be very
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careful, as the bulb is a vacuum, and the pressure change will severely
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stress the bulb. Remember, you are drilling at your leisure, so take
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your time and avoid putting unnecessary stress upon the bulb.
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3. Using some wax paper or some other water resistance paper, mold into a
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funnel shape, in order to better guide the fluid into the bulb. Tape
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this paper, to retain its shape.
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4. Using the paper as a guide, carefully pour the gasoline into the bulb.
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Try to keep the gasoline along the side of the bulb, so not to drench
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the wires inside. It has no real effect on the explosive, but it's
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always better to be neat than messy...
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5. Fill the bulb with gasoline at least up to the wires. If you want a
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larger explosion, add more gasoline, but don't fill it all the way up,
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3/4 full is considered a good limit.
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6. Get more tape, and lightly cover the neck again, plugging up the hole
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you drilled in order to fill it. The reason you do this is so that
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the flaming gasoline will go equally in all directions, and not through
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the hole exclusively. So, this step is not fully needed, but it has
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been found that best results do occur with this method in use.
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NOTE: When choosing a bulb to use, make SURE that
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the bulb is cool, cold if possible. NEVER
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use a bulb fresh out of the socket, as it has
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a good chance of detonating prematurely, or,
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otherwise stated, might blow you up. Be careful
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in your selection, you're not playing with toys.
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Chapter Three: Planting and Detonating the Device
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Once you have completed construction of the explosive bulb, prepare to
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plant it. It can be inserted into any socket, and, since people rarely check
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their lightbulbs before they turn on the light, it's easily concealed. A
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personal "robot arm" lamp is always a good site, as the victim must be in
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close range to turn it on. Covered, or traditional lamps are not recommended,
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as they most often have the bulb upright in them, and the gasoline will not
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be ignited in this position. Hanging lamps, fixed lamps, and bedside lamps
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are the best, as the gasoline is on the bottom of the bulb, and will spread
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the fire more evenly upon detonation. Simply screw the bulb into the selected
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socket, and wait...
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Detonation. Kinda has a "magical" ring, doesn't it? Well, even the most
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simple-minded of us will understand how this "bomb" works...as the current
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passes through the bulb, it will detonate. Therefore, as soon as the current
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is turned on, (via the light switch), the gasoline will be ignited, the bulb
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will burst, and burning gasoline will fly everywhere, effectively starting a
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fire at the site. (For this reason, schools become a prime target) So, since
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you know all you have to do is wait -- grab some popcorn, some brew, and some
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friends, and watch the fireworx. Soon, you'll hear some screams, and some
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light from inside, NOT from the fireplace. A little later, fire trucks will
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roll in, and you might even get to be on television as a "bystander to the
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tragedy." Any way you look at it, it's cheaper than a $4.50 movie, and a
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whole lot more exciting...
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- The Gas Bulb - is a TradeMark of DeadMan Operations and Activities, Inc.
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(K)opyWrong 1986 -- D.O.A. All Rights Phucked
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{-} This Phile Was Compiled by the Phollowing {-}
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Riff Raff Acid Reign Sid Vicious Bacardi 151
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| :::[ G.E. -- We Bring Good Things To Life! ]::: |
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