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BUILD AN ATOMIC BOMB BY THE WIZARD
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YOU SAY YOU WANT DEATH? YOU SAY YOU WANT DESTRUCTION? WELL, HERE IS THE
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*ULTIMATE* IN DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.
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THE FOLLOWING PLANS REQUIRE THE HANDLING OF RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS, AND I ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY HARM DONE TO ANY PEOPLE OR CITIES AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF THIS INFORMATION!
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BEFORE WE GO INTO THE DETAILS OF BUILDING AN ATOMIC BOMB, LET'S EXPLORE THE HISTORY OF THE A-BOMB.
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THE TIME: WORLD WAR II
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THE PLACE: LOS ALAMOS
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AMERICA'S TOP SCIENTISTS HAD BEEN WORKING FOR MONTHS ON A NEW KIND OF BOMB. ONE OF THESE NEW BOMBS COULD BLOW UP A WHOLE CITY! HITLER AND THE NAZI'S WERE ALSO WORKING ON THE A-BOMB, BUT WE GOT IT FIRST!
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ONE MORNING, THE SKY OVER THE ALAMOGORDO DESERT WAS LIT UP BY A TERRIFIC EXPLOSION! THE NUCLEAR AGE WAS BORN!
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THE TIME: SUMMER, 1945
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THE PLACE: JAPAN
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THE ALLIES WERE WINNING THE BATTLE FOR THE PACIFIC, BUT THE INVASION OF JAPAN
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WOULD BE A LONG AND BLOODY AFFAIR!
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PRESIDENT HARRY TRUMAN DECIDED TO DROP TWO ATOMIC BOMBS ON JAPAN, ONE ON HIROSHIMA, AND ONE ON NAGASAKI.
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NEEDLESS TO SAY THE JAPANESE SURRENDERED SOON AFTERWARD.
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NOW, ON WITH THE BOMB!
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THE ATOMIC BOMB WE WILL BE CONSTRUCTING WILL HAVE A YIELD OF APPROXIMATELY 2
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KILOTONS. THAT'S ENOUGH TO WIPE OUT A GOOD SECTION OF A CITY!
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MATERIALS:
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- 20 KG WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM
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- TNT OR C4
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- WIRE
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- BLASTING CAPS (20-30)
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- A TIMING DEVICE OR RADIO CONTROLLED DETONATOR
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- AND SOME SORT OF CONTAINER TO HOLD ALL THE STUFF!
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(CONFIGURATION MAY VARY)
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CONSTRUCTION:
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NOTE: SINCE YOU WILL BE WORKING WITH PLUTONIUM, I SUGGEST YOU WEAR ADEQUATE
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PROTECTION FROM THE RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL! ONE MICROSCOPIC BIT OF THAT PLUTONIUM WILL CAUSE A PAINFUL, AGONIZING DEATH!
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STEP 1:
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TAKE THE BALL OF PLUTONIUM AND PLACE IT ON A SUPPORT SO YOU CAN GET AT IT FROM
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ALL SIDES. NEXT, TAKE GOLF-BALL SIZED CHUNKS OF THE TNT OR C4 AND PRESS THEM
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ON TO THE BALL OF PLUTONUIM IN AN EVEN PATTERN ALL AROUND. PLACE A BLASTING CAP IN EACH CHARGE.
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STEP 2:
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RUN THE WIRES FROM THE CHARGES TO THE DETONATOR, MAKING SURE THAT THE CHARGES
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STAY IN PLACE ON THE PLUTONIUM.
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THE DETONATOR CAN BE MADE FROM AN ORDINARY CLOCK AND A CAR BATTERY. SET THE DETONATOR UP SO THAT WHEN THE CLOCK READS A CERTAIN TIME...KA-BOOOOOM!
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IF YOU ARE USING A RADIO CONTROLLED DETONATOR, MAKE SURE YOU USE A QUIET RADIO FREQUENCY, OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT HAVE THE BOMB GOING OFF IN YOUR LAP!
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STEP 3:
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TAKE THE BOMB TO WHERE YOU WANT TO SET IT OFF, AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
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YOU WANT TO BE AT LEAST 5 MILES AWAY WHEN IT GOES OFF!
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HOW IT WORKS:
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THE EXPLOSION OF THE TNT/C4 CHARGES CAUSES THE PLUTONIUM TO IMPLODE (SQUEEZE TOGETHER), AND THUS ACHIEVE CRITICAL MASS, AND EXPLODE WITH AN UNCONTROLLED CHAIN REACTION!
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