200 lines
7.9 KiB
Groff
200 lines
7.9 KiB
Groff
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*--* Qmodem Capture File 03/15/91 21:03:38 *--*
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| Poisons, Launchers, and Bombs! |
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| Credit where credit is due! |
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| Be REAL careful! |
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| Compilation #1 |
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I. Poisons
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A.
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How to make CYANIDE
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by Forkboy
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Yes, boys and girls, after 5 hours in the library I figured
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out how to make cyanide. Yes, the UNTRACEABLE only-takes-
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two-grains poison. I wouldn't reccomend you doing this,
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becasue if you breath this shit, it may kill you. But, I
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know someone is crazy enough to be a killer, so I will tell
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you how.
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What you need:
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1 apricot
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1 Pliers
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1 Vice
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1 Hammer
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1 Cloth
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1 Microwave (optional)
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1 Gasmask
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How to make it:
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1) Eat the apricot.
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2) Do anything necessary to break open that fucking apricot
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seed! It's hard, but be careful not to damage the
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contents.
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3) Put on your gas mask for safety's sake.
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4) See that meat inside? THAT contains our deadly cyanide.
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In large quanities, that meat can kill. But, we will
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speed up the process.
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5) Using your finger, scrape all the meat out. Spread it out
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on a cloth. The best method is to let it sit outside and
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dry. But, if you're in a hurry, you can nuke it until
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it's dry.
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Whala! You have a substance that's about 35% cyanide.
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Since it only take 2 grains to kill someone, this little bit
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can put someone out. The reason we have to dry it is becasue
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there is too much moisture in it. When we take it out, we
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have an isolated poison. Have fun.
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B.
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How to kill a dog or a cat with just 1 tsp. of poison
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BY FORKBOY
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What you need:
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1 Radiator coolant (the shit you put in your car)
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container
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Yeah, it's that easy. My truck had a real bad coolant leak.
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It created a big puddle out in the street. Coolant tastes
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super sweet, and is extremely appealing to animals. Taste it
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for yourself - just don't swallow it. There was a dead dog 5
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feet away. I was amazed! To verify it, I called the poison
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control center, and sure enough, 1 teaspoon will kill a small
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animal. I'll bet you can pour a little in someones soda, and
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they won't even know 'cos it's so sweet. And when they
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die... muhahahahaha....
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!!This file is meant for entertainment purposes only!!
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II. Launchers
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B.
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How to make a tennis-ball projectile launcher
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BY FORKBOY
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What you need:
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3 Cambells soup cans
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1 Can opener
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1 Duct tape
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1 Butane lighter fluid (the kind used in lighters)
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1 Drill
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1 A wick or some heating device
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1 Tennis ball
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1 Gas (optional)
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How to make it...
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1) Open both sides to two cans, but only one side to one can.
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2) Empty the contents out.
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3) Duct tape all the cans togther real good.
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4) Drill a hole in the bottom of the last can. Don't make it
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real big, but not too small either,
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5) Pour a substantial amount of lighter fluid down the hole.
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Just use your own judgement on how much to put in. If you
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don't put enough in, the ball won't travel very far. But,
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if you put too much in, it might blow up in your face.
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6) Put the tennis ball down the barrel.
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7) Prop up the cannon on something. Aim it at about a 45 degree
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angle.
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8) Insert heating device.
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9) Light, and step back.
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The tennis ball will travel up to one mile. BE real careful
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with this one, becasue you can kill someone at close range
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with this bastard. But, I know someone is crazy enough to be
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a killer out there, so I'll tell you how to kill someone with
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this.
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1) Soak the ball in gas overnight.
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2) Follow steps 1-9.
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3) Get some safety glasses.
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4) Mount it on your shoulder so you can aim.
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5) Light.
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When the ball hits, it will douse the victim in gas, and
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engulfing them in flames. If you aim for the head, the
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impact will be so great he will probably be knocked out. If
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you really want to fuck 'em up, aim for the nose. The bone
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fragments will probably be shoved into their brain, casuing
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intense pain. As far as the launcher, I wouldn't worry about
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launching it off my shoulder. I do it all the time, and
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There really isn't much to worry about. Just be careful...
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III. Bombs
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| WRITEN BY GODS TESTED BY TESTED |
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| BY TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| CAUTION!!!!!! THIS FUCKER BLOWS |
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| HARD |
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| NEED!!!!!!! |
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| 1: 2 LITTER BOTTLE |
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| 2: MURIATIC ACID. THE KIND YOU PUT IN YOUR POOL OR SPA |
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| 3: FOIL |
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1: PUT THE LITEER BOTTLE UNDER THE GROUND OR SURFACE EITHER ONE(THE SURFACE
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BLOWS LOUDER AND GROUND MAKES A FUCKEN BIG BLOW ITS GREAT)
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2: FILL THE BOTTLE WITH ACID ABOUT WHERE THE BLACK LINE IS. (CAUTION!!!!!!!
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DONT SMELL THIS ACID WILL RUIN YOUR NOISE)
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3: DROP THE FOIL IN THE BOTTLE AND CLOSE THE CAP TIGHTLY DONT WORRY IT WON'T
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BLOW FOR A WHILE.
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4: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOME CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WILL KILL SOMEBODY SO I
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WILL TELL YOU HOW GET THE ACID AND DUMP THE ACID ON A PERSON AND SHOVE A FOIL
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DOWN THERE NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!
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P.S SORRY ABOUT THE PICTURE BYE.
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CALL THESE BBS
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. DARK SIDE ................... (312)509-1816
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. DARK CITY ................... (215)261-0893
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. DEAD ZONE ................... (602)844-0365
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. DUCK BBS ................... (404)279-7871
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