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Almost every little vandal loves anarchy. If you object to Anarchy,
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then do whatever you must do to abort this message NOW!
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What is Anarchy?? Basically, Anarchy is the belief that there should be
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no governing power over the people. (This includes
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teachers, etc.)
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Why should I like To believe in Arnarchy is to believe in yourself. It's
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Anarchy? the feeling that you are independent, that you don't
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need anyone to tell you what to do.
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How do I become one? Becoming an Anarchist is simple. All you must do is
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oppose all forms of government. In short, to be bad.
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This includes such things as terrorism. Most of those
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tragedies you hear about in the Middle East are
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performed by Anarchists.
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You don't need to hi-jack a plane or blow up an Embassy to be an
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Anarchist (But you must have the guts to). Some forms of Anarchy are stuff
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like blowing up cars, Vandalising anything you can find with an Anarchy
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symbol (An "A" With a circle around it), and breaking the law in general.
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Not all Anarchy is that bad, but in order to be a true Anarchist, it's a
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must.
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Anarchy Bombs
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This is my favorite part! The time when you get to tell others how to do mean
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and nasty stuff to others.
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Smoke Bomb (Old Faithful)
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Mix Salt Peter and Sugar in a 1-1 ratio. Place the mixture in a T.V dinner pan
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or something of the sort. Put some kind of fuse in it, light it, and watch the
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smoke. I suggest to use this stuff at least 1/4lb at a time. For more smoke,
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add more sugar (It will be harder to light).
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Nalm Spray
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Take a light bulb (the bigger the better) and crack the globe part off
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(leave the whole lightbulb intact, just seperated!). Mix in another container
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Gasoline and dish washing detergent in a ratio so it looks like honey. Fill
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the globe up about 1/2 inch full (don't let it get high enough to let it touch
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where the filaments would be!). Place the top back on the globe and scotch
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tape it back together (lightly). Now, turn OFF the lights and replace the bulb
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The next person to flip the switch will get sprayed with flames that almost
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can't be put out (they must burn out). (Old Vietnam Trick)
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School Burner
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Take a book of matches and a cigarette. Lay the cigarette across the match
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heads. Light the cigarette (Watch out for those match heads!). Wrap your
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portable arson kit up in paper and toss it into a waste paper basket or near
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something flamable. When the cigarette gets low enough, up go the match heads,
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up goes the paper, and up goes whatever you pu it in! (I suggest school
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dumpsters)
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Paint Peeler
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To peel paint off of almost anything, just spray Easy Off oven cleaner on it
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and let it sit. Nothing will appear to be happening, but when you rub it, the
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paint will fall to the bare metal. (Works great on cars!)
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Car Bomb
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Take a 4 in. piece of copper tube. Pack it tightly with gunpowder and close the
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end up real tight. Next, use duct tape and tape it to the catalytic converter
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of your enemies car. After about 15 mins. driving time, this should blow his
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whole exhaust system off of his car!
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