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Pimp.Faq
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By: Th3L4rK
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Special thanks to: Muh boyz n biatchez in #hack
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Pimpin'
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1. What is a pimp?
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2. How do I start?
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a. Where?
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b. When
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c. W/who?
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d. HOW MUCH?
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3. How to dress like a pimp
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What is a pimp?
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A pimp is a person (male) who pimpz* out biatchez* to jerks who need to get
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laid and want to spend money for it. The people who buy the whores are
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usually ugly businessmen who need a fuck, and since they cant get a chick
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they pay one.
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*Pimpz-gives out; is in charge of the biatchez. Sets prices, customers, etc
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b. Whore's Business manager.
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*Biatchez-slut; whore; tramp; floozy; practitioner of the world's oldest
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profession.
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How do I Start/Become a Pimp?
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1. Where
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Well, I suppose that the answer to this question is quite obvious. You should
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start in a large city's downtown area. This si where the businessmen are.
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2. When
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Only at night! Watch out for cops, and people who might carry guns...they
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might cap yer biatchez (this would be a bad thing).
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3. W/who
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Find some poor females that look good. This can usually be done in
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restaurants (cheap diners), unemployment offices, streets.
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4. HOW MUCH
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Charges range upon where you are, and what your females look like. Don't
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worry, once you start doing good, you will have plenty of money, and will
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never be horny!
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2. How to dress like a pimp:
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1. Leather pants...all pimps wear tight leather pants; the classic
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trademark of dah mad pimp.
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2. Silk shirt...a definite must, silk shirts are mandatory to be pimpin
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it up wit dah mad biznitchez*.
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3. Dress shoes...any kind will do.
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4. No socks...easier when gettin' into the sack with one of yer biatchez.
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5. Pager...not a regular pager, but a really loud one for the following
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reasons:
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a. So you can hear it when gettin head.
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b. So you can make your presence acknowledged by those in the area.
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c. Do you can feel cool.
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d. So your customers, and biatchez can keep in touch.
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6. When you get more money, get a cell phone too for better biatch
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communication.
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7. Gat-strap...to bust a cap in the phool who dares not to pay.
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8. Long jacket...so you can store your gat-strap.
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9. Fur around the neck.
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10. Dark sunglasses...so people dont recognize you during the day.
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11. Hat...not a baseball hat, but one of those hats that mob-sters wore in
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the 30's...they are phat, and are a must have.
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12. Jewelry...big, thick, gawdy, gold and diamind jewelry.
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13. Big wallet on a chain...dont actually keep your money here, but in your
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at all times, you should carry no less than $2000.
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14. Drive a foreign convertible.
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*Biznitchez- see biatchez
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Have phun!
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This is an unfinished version of the pimp.faq...any questions can be sent
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to thelark@alpha086.ctcne.com
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Future versions will be made available soon. Last updated: 4/27/96 10:22est
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