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<| How to be a real Druguser |>
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<| by:Jolly*Roger |>
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<| Neon Knights/Metal Communications |>
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Okay,so your saying to yourself,"Why is this guy telling me how to be a
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Druguser?" Well, because drugs are great to take to parties and share with
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girls,take before you go home and have to face the folks,or just when your
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siting around trying to deal with reality! There God's gift to us so we
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can say 'What the fuck!' when we want too.
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Now that we got that over with, here is what ya have to do:
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First,depending on what kind of mood your in and how much of a cash flow you
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have, go buy some drugs.If you don't have a whole lot of money then go buy some
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Weed(Herb,Grass,Marijuana and for all you smartasses Canabis Hemp).Get a good
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amount,say an ounce or so.On the way back from talking to your friendly local
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dealer,you may want to stop by the good old paraphernalia shop and pick up some
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equipment.I recommend a steamroller type bong.There not to expensive and they
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cut down on smoke loss that could be in your lungs affecting you.
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The next drug,and probably the most expensive, is Coke.This stuff is great
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because its compact and can be taken everywhere,including the class room while
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the teacher is rattling on about something stupid. While in the classroom,just
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lay down a couple lines get out the good old tube, and walah! A portable party!
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Boy aren't we having fun now! When buying coke,its good to buy massive
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quantities as it usually runs out quick once you start. Coke users who buy big
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amounts always like to make halves with it.For example:I go and buy my usual
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amount of 10 grams. Then starts the fun part! Playing with the Coke. We make
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10 into two 5's onto 2 1/2 until we work our way down to a gram.Then we start
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the snorting. Mmmm,ahhh that feels awesome! hold on,got the sniffl es...
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Okay,now that we've covered the 2 most popular drugs,lets take on to the
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Psychedelic drugs.We'll start off with Acid,or Trip.This stuff is great,its also
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cheap and plentiful.Another good thing about it is that it lasts 8-12
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hours,which means I can take one at breakfast and get through school,and I won't
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be down until say, around dinner. Aren't you glad you now know these little
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known facts about drugs?
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Lets go into another very little known, natural drug:Psychedelic 'Shrooms.
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These little fuckers go great in salads,stews,gravies, and soups. They add that
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little extra touch mom has been looking for in her cooking (Boy won't mom and
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dad be funny looking after dinner!) Well now that we've had a nice drug out
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day,it's Miller time! Go buy that ice-cold case of beer and start
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slamming,because every drug user knows,theres nothing like a cold beer to get
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rid of that cotton-mouth!
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<><><><><><><><>N<>E<>O<>N<><>K<>N<>I<>G<>H<>T<>S<><><><><><><><><><><>
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I would like to thank the following for inspiration:
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Kurt,Satan,Dave,Black Sabbath,The Duke,Tony,My Brain,My Drug Dealer, My
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parents(Who gimme my allowance that I use to 'play video games', and The Roach.
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Call these boards:
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Metalland I 503/538-0761 AE/BBS/CF 10 MEGS
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The Metal AE (201)-879-(666)8 PW:KILL
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Seven Cities of Gold 307/382-4006 10 megs BBS/AE
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The Metal Works AE 313/663-8103 PW:RAPE
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(C) 1985 Neon Knights/Metal Communications
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Unauthorized Duplicaton is a violation of applicable laws.* This file is not
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intended to be a 'how to',but merely a documentation of drug dealing.(Wanna buy
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some property wayy down under?)
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<><><><>M<>E<>T<>A<>L<><>C<>O<>M<>M<>U<>N<>I<>C<>A<>T<>I<>O<>N<>S<><><><>
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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