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<20><>rotherhood of G<>ds and <20>etards<64>
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"Fun in fucking up your school"
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By: ABiGWaR
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So what, every group and there uncle has put out a file on fucking around in
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school, So what is one more? See? I'm right arn't I! Yes-I-Am!
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Does your least favorite teacher put everyone into a terminal boredom with
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slideshow after slideshow? (often a excuse not to teach) Perk it up with some
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hardcore porno slides mixed in with the regular ones!
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Need some distraction from that damn chalk squeeking across the black
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board? Steal a peice of it. Bore a hole down the center of one end,
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making it wide enough and deep enough to hold a strike-anywhere match head.
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Cut the head of a strike-anywhere match off and put it in the whole so only
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a little bit of the tip sticks out. Glue some chalk powder around the tip to
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camouflage your work, but leave a tiny bit protruding. Plant it back on the
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chalk board ledge with the other chalk. When used it will make a fiziling
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sound and will spew out a column of black smoke for a few seconds.
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Draw or post something gross or obscene on the pull down maps and movie
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screens.
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Take down a roll-up map and screen, lay them flat then load a powder like
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baking powder into it. Roll it tightly up again and hang it back up.
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If your school has a dress code, get as many of your friends as you can
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to disrupt it with out violating it. I bet it says nothing about dying your
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hair green, picking your nose, vommiting in class, painting your face, or
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painting your nails funny colors.
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Institute massive searches for "lost" contact lemses during assemblies, at
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lunch, in study halls, between classes, or in the cluttered halls.
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Free all the captured animals and insects being held prisonor in the
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biolgy labs.
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Send irregular streams of your associates to the office to have some
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bizzare runor confirmed or denied.
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As a citizen, demand to see your own school records. Almost everyone else
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has access to themm, so should you.
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If the student newspaper can't or won't do it, publish the salaries of all
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the teachers and adminiistrators. If they are paid with public funds this info
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is public domain. Demand this data from some uptight bureaucrat in the central
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office.
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Add some very kinky ideams to selected teachers mailboxes.
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Create some sort of revolutionary manifesto and leave it around where it
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is sure to be discovered. Or have a mole plant it for the addminstrations
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gestapo. Then leave a cryptic message about monday being "D-day" or "X-day"
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or whatever. The forces of tyranny will be massed for the revolution that
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never arrives. It will make them look and feel like fools.
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Print false notes using the office paper format, then put them in teacher
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mailboxes. Use your imagination. (GASP!)
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If your school doesn't have a teacher evaluation program by the students
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start one. Hand out forms in the halls. If any one gives you shit, screem
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about your first ammedment rights.
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Need form to copy? Or maby an example of a addministrative signature? Check
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the waste baskets.
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Of course there is the old bombscare trick. But this is a fedral offense,
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and the school is just sitting around waiting for some one to fuck over the
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rest of their life! So to get around this, Call the bomb scare from a pay
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phone inside of the school. Example, Warren Tech, Pay phone number 689-####.
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Office phone number 689-0211. Haha, Don't forget the gloves. Call collect!
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If they don't except, Use money.
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Alot of schools have fax machines. It is fun to get the number and send
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nasty messages to the school. For example the Warren Tech auto shop phone
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number is 689-8265.
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I hope this guide is some help to you... Have fun, Use your imagination,
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stay free, live free, be free. And if your teachers give ya shit, Abigwar
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sent ya. What are they going to do? Hang me by my toe nails!? remember, I
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am not responsible for any damage caused by the use of this file.. Or the
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loss of hard drive space it takes up.
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(C)opyright 1994 BGR Productions!
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ABIGWAR / BGR - 1994
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